Holey-Moley!
I think I'm seeing just a sliver of a silver lining on the cloud of insanity that has reigned (and rained on us) over the recent past!
So... the predictable did happen... why did Abhi think that Poppa T. would have a change of heart and lovingly bring the new couple into the fold?!! Poppa T.'s perfunctory wave to Poppa S. was truly badly done - from an acting standpoint. Yuri needs to take some lessons - his 'imperiousness' appears fake. Of course Momma T. becomes thunderstruck and mute at precisely the wrong moment! So, like she could not even hand her baby boy some moola to take along ...
Then we have them parading all over town with Simi in bridal finery (OK, she had nothing to change into... we understand... fine), with the chandeliers for earrings hanging off of her lobes! I mean, she sells her mobile right? Which means she must have had it all along - right? Which means like she did not need to look so wistfully at the cordless lying on the bed, she could have whipped her own phone out - right? Which means that when she left T. Mahal, the mobile was there somewhere on person - right? Which means like where was it - right? Like, we did not see it in her hand ... which means that maybe there was a pocket in her ghagra - right? Which means, why could she not take those damn chandeliers off and stuff them into that pocket - right? Which means... like where was the rest of the jewelry? Which means, she left it at T. Mahal - right?!! Why wasn't the rest of it also in that pocket (which must have been pretty deep) - right? Which means... like when she fell asleep on the charpai there wasn't a soul who walked by and noticed them, so they were still there in the morning - right? Which means that they did not dig into her neck when she turned sides on the charpai - right?
Then of course, Dhabas are beginning to mushroom all over town... overnight... and of course the culinary giant Omi either owns one or cooks at one... so while Abhi was going to call a 'Sachin Tyagi' in Greater Kailash at the beginning, we have no idea how the latter vaporized and Omi popped up instead. And Abhi and Omi have become such close buddies in a matter of days... cause it sure looked like all of the Tanejas were clueless about Omi's existence when he first showed up at the Pink Palace for the Shagun... and then... of course none of us could tell that the fellow talking to the dhaba manager was Omi... certainly that white shirt and black sleeveless pullover was not a dead giveaway - right?
Which means that someone at Sunshiners Inc. is asleep at the wheel again - right?