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Jackie dada and Sanju baba SPL
the episode starts off with Arbaaz on stage, and he's walking back and forth on stage, looking at his watch(Clearly, hes waiting for someone). Sohail comes running on stage saying "sorry bhai,late hogaya". They then start promoting their film "Kisaan" and Arbaaz calls the very big and talented actress "Diya Mirza"(Since when has Diya been a big star-LMAO). Sohail then says I have a better one than her, and he calls on Nauheed Cyrus. Diya then says " werent you two talking about a brother, and they were both "haaan, salmaaan"
Sohail and Arbaaz say that this movie-Kisaan doesnt need STARS they need TALENT. And Salman comes behind them two, and they then say they were talking about Salman, but other stars. Sohail and Arbaaz both give hugs to him. The cast of Kisaan then dances to a song from the movie, and Salman joins them. So Salman then says, I heard you have gotten a big star in your movie, and Sohail says yes, hes like you hes a star and he can act, and that person is: JACKIE DADA. Jackie talks about his experience on working with Sohail and Arbaaz, and then comes a trailer of the movie. Salman then asks is there anyone else in this film, and Sohail says my other Badda Bhai - Sanju Baba--(YAYYYYYYYYYYYY, THE MOMENT I WAS WAITING FOR.. WOOOOOOT WOOOOOOT). He comes on stage with the "Munna Bhai" song playing.
Arbaaz, Sohail, Nauheed and Diya then leave, so im guessing they were here just to promote the film for awhile. Jackie then says the younger generation should see how Sanju Baba quit drugs, the youth thinks its cool, but just listen to how sanjay quit, something very commendable. and aww Jackie calls him Jaani <3. Sanjay goes "Drug ek dum bekaar cheez hai".
First Question:
After a few pegs, what % of indian men insist "mujhe nahi chahri hain".
(haha)
Jackie says I think everyone says that. I do it, you do it.
and Salman says I USE to. , tha, tha,tha..
the "Sheesa se sheesa takraye" song from Devdas comes on.
Sanjay - 54&
Jackie - 64%
Actual Percentage: 37%
Sanjay wins that queston... not many admit to that question
Second question:
What percent of indians live with the philosophy " raati gayi, toh baat gayi"
Sanjay says Salman is his chota jaan, and they've had alot of fights, but in the morning its all
good.
Sanjay - 69%
Jackie - 72%
Actual Percentage - 48%
The aa dekhe zara song comes on, and all three start singing along to it.
Third Question
what percent of indian men have placed a bet to see who can pee the farthest?
Jackie says all have done, i have evven had a goal- "x" marks the spot.
Sanjay - 65%
jackie 90%
Actual percentage - 35%
The choli ke peeche songs comes on, and the dancers dance with sanju and sallu and then we see clips of jackie and sanjay baba's first movie
So Sanjay dutt won, and he will play for dus(10) crore.
First Question
what percent of indians believe that rules are meant to be broken
Sanjay asks the auidence " kya Salman aur main gunegaar hai"
and the auidence yells out "nooo"
Sanjay(With Jackie beside him) puts 15 - 55%
actual percentage - 49%
Second Question
what percent of indians find being a gangster "Thrilling" ?
Sanjay dutt says little boys think its cool, doing dadagiri showing tashan
he says if you wanna be a gangster be like "munna bhai"
the song "main hoon khalnayak" comes on, and salman and jackie put sanju baba in a topi and cape and tell him to give a solo performance
Sanjay puts- 15 - 45%
actual percentage - 39%
Third Question
what percent of indians think there is no age limit to falling in love?
Sanjay puts - 35 - 55%
Actual percentage - 53%
wowowo that was really close
Sanju Baba has won: RS. 10,00,000
Fourth Question
what percent of indian men think they understand woman
Sanju baba quit, and leaves with RS. 10,00,000
and he will be donating the money to his and wive's charity called: DAMAGE
END OF EPISODE
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