Chapter 2
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Hey fellas! This is Part-2 of the TS! Read on.. and I hope you have a good laugh!
bold black italics: Arnav's thoughts
blue italics: translations to the Hindi dialogues
Arnav stood outside the door. He trained his ear to the frame and tried to hear what Payal and Khushi were talking about.
"What if I hurt him accidentally, jiji?", Khushi asked her sister. "Humara matlab hai.. humein toh thik se pakadna bhi nahi aata!" What I mean is, I don't even know how to hold it properly!
What?? What is she talking about? Did she actually ask Payal for help??
"Khushi, tu sach mein sikhna chahti hai? Dekh.. tujhe yeh sab karne ki zaroorat nahi. Tujhe pata hain na Arnavji tujhse bohot pyaar karte hain!", Khushi, do you really want to learn this? See.. you don't need to do any of this. You know that Arnavji loves you a lot! Payal was concerned for her little sister.
Payal is right. I love her a lot. But she won't listen to me! I need to assure her that she doesn't need to do anything, learn anything..
But wait.. let me see where this goes. I can always interrupt when I feel like it!
Khushi thought for a while and said, "Jiji.. kal humari wajah se Arnavji naraz ho gaye thei. Hum unhe khush dekhna chathte hain. Aur waise bhi, hum jaante hain ki Lavanya ji ko yeh sab aata tha. To agar Lavanya ji aur woh yeh kar sakte hain, toh hum bhi koshish to kar hi sakte hain!" Jiji.. Yesterday, because of me, Arnavji was upset. I only wish to see him happy. And anyway, I know that Lavanya ji knew all this. So if Lavanyaji and he could do it, I can at least give it a try!"
Arnav straightened up, immediately. What the? Who the hell told her about it? I am going to kill Lavanya if she is the one who told Khushi any detail about our sex life! How dare she!!!??!!!
Payal was overwhelmed with love. She asked, "Khushi, tumhe iske baare mein kya kya pata hai?" Khushi, what all do you know about this?
Oh, she knows nothing. I can assure you! Arnav smirked.
"Kuchh khaas nahi jiji.. sach bataaoon toh humein toh darr lag raha hai.. agar kuchh.." Nothing much, jiji.. To be honest I am scared.. What if..
Oh my love, don't be scared! Come to me.. I shall assuage your fears!
Before Khushi could complete the thought, Payal quipped, "Arre pagli! Main hoon na! Main tujhe sikha doongi.." O my dear! I am there, am I not? I shall teach you..
Arnav was happy. But there was a bitter feeling to it. Now if only this didn't sound so bad. Payal teaching things to my wife. This is what the world is brought down to! Arnav put his ear to the door again.
"Sach jiji? Lekin aapne kab seekha? Aapko aata hai?" Really jiji? But when did you learn it? Do you know how?
"Woh tere jijaji, Aakashji ne hi humein sikhaya tha. Pehle toh humein bhi bohot darr lag raha tha.. par phir humein bhi aa gaya. Abb toh hum har roz subah sabke uthne se pehle saath khelte hain." Actually, your jijaji, Aakashji was the one who taught me. Initially even I was scared.. but then I got the hang of it. Now, every morning, before the rest of the family wakes up, we play together. Payal shyly answered.
Arnav's eyes practically popped out of his head. What the! Aakash is faster than I thought. He taught Payal everything? Unbelievable.
But, ugh. The details were unnecessary. I shall never be able to pass by their room in the morning without wondering what they are up to!
Khushi asked, "OK, jiji. Pehle humein kya karna hoga?" OK jiji. What shall I have to do first?
Payal thought for a while, and said, "Dekh. Pehle toh thik se pakadte kaise hain, tu woh seekh. Niche se pakdte hain. Jo bada hissa hota hai, usse nahi pakadte. Jo niche ki taraf handle hain, wahan se pakad." See. You need to learn how to hold it properly first. You have to hold it from the base. The bigger part should not be held. The handle towards the lower end should be held.
*gulp*
ASR, do you really want to listen in on this?
"Aur phir..?", And then..? Khushi was curious.
"Jo ball hota hai, pehle usse woh khelenge. Agar tujhe na samjh aaye, toh unhe kehna ki woh hi shuru karein. Phir tu khelna. Phir woh khelenge. Aise ek ek karke tum dono ko khelna hai. Aur tujhe yeh pakadke hilana hai. Apne haath hila. Samjhi?" First he shall play the ball. If you cannot get it, then tell him to start it himself. Then its your turn. Then he shall play with it again. In this manner, both of you have to play together. And you have hold it like this and swing it a bit. Move your hands. Understood? Payal explained.
What the?
WHAT THE!
Is this how they do it?? Aakash! You..! So you taught your wife all this? Arnav was quickly losing his nerve. He knew he couldn't listen to this for much longer.
Khushi looked slightly blank. Payal knew that expression. "Aur haan. Ek bohot zaroori cheez yaad rakhna. Handle zyaada tight mat pakadna nahi to jaldi hila nahi sakegi, aur zyaada loose bhi mat pakadna kyunki phir handle par haath slip ho jaayega. Phir chot lag sakti hai." And yes. Remember one very important thing. Don't grip the handle too tight otherwise you won't be able to move your hand quickly; don't hold it too loose because your hand might slip on the handle. You can hurt someone like that.
Oh God, no. If Khushi holds me too tight, I'll probably faint. And too loose, it will hurt bad. You are right Payal.. Hmm.. Aakash has taught you at least one thing correctly.
Khushi was still skeptical. "Par jiji, aise khade khade hi khelte rehna hai? Issme itna kya maza hai?" But jiji, do we have to simply stand and play? What is the fun element in this?
Sweetheart, the fun ain't for you. Its my pleasure!
"Arre pagle, isme bhi mehnat lagti hai. You have to be fast." Oh dear, there is a lot of work in this too. Payal retorted.
"Chal, ek kaam karte hain. Main Aakashji ko bulati hoon. Phir hum teeno saath jaayenge. Aur tu dekhna aur seekh lena." Lets do one thing. I'll call Aakashji. Then the three of us can go together. And you can watch and learn.
"Par jiji.. Aakash jiju ko bura nahi lagega?" But jiji.. Won't Aakash jiju feel hurt?
Arnav shot up straight with a murderous expression on his face. WHAT THE F***!!!
How dare you turn my wife into a pervert!! She is innocent! Don't you dare!
Payal laughed and said, "Jitna bura Arnavji ko lagega utna nahi lagega. Khush?" He won't feel as hurt as Arnavji would have felt. Happy now?
Huh? So they are already imagining me with them.. no.. in front of them?
"Yeh itna bhari hota hai? Ya phir sirf Arnavji ka hi bada hai?" Is it always heavy? Or is Arnavji's bigger? Khushi had another question.
I don't know if I should be proud of the fact that my wife thinks I am heavy, or slap myself that she is sharing that with my brother's wife. Yeah, she is her sister too. But still.
Payal was slightly confused, but said, "Haan.. lagta hai Arnavji ka bada hai. Aakashji ka toh bohot halka hai. Ek kaam kar, tu apne jiju ka pakad le. Mujhe aadat hai. Main Arnavji ka sambhal loongi." Yeah.. it seems Arnavji's is bigger. Akashji's is very light. Do one thing, you hold your jiju's. I am used to this. I'll handle Arnavji's.
WHAT THE F***!! F***!!
OK.. I need to rush in. This is going out of hand!
"Aur hum NK ji ko bhi bula sakte hain! Unhe bhi maza aayega! Aur woh kitne khush ho jaaenge, hain na?" And we can invite NK ji too! He shall also have a lot of fun! And he'll be happy, won't he? Khushi innocently suggested.
Arnav barged in the exact moment when Khushi was saying this. He was in a state of bewilderment- his Khushi, HIS Khushi was suggesting something so wrong?? NO!!
"What the hell, Khushi? What is going on? And you, Payal! How could you teach Khushi all of this? It was fine, initially. But then you had to go on and suggest all those awful things!!?? You can do whatever you want with Aakash. But Khushi shall not be a part of it! And Khushi, NK shall NEVER be a part of our..."
Arnav stopped in mid-rant.
The squash racquets dropped out of Khushi and Payal's hands.
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-Chibi
P.S.: In case you didn't get it, they were talking about a game called "squash". 😆
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A second note!Unbelievable!But I really need to write this and thank all the readers of this story!So here is me, saying thank you to all those who read this three-shot, those who commented, those who liked, even those who were silent.Because no matter what, each and every comment, each and every time the "like" count went up, so did my mood.I laughed along with you guys when you laughed. And I enjoyed writing this and sharing it with you more than what I would otherwise have.So, THANK YOU for making it so special for me!!Love you all! chibisuke2013-10-30 02:00:55
11 years ago
OMG hahahaahaha this was so damn hilarious omg hahahahaahahu have to write more idk what but do write please haha
11 years ago
Hahaha...it was hilarious...Can't wait for the next part
11 years ago
Soon! I promise! 😊Wrote a serious OS, meanwhile.. hope you like that!
11 years ago
omg... 🤣Its hilarious...
11 years ago
Arnav's gutter mind was full on! Loved it!
11 years ago
Hahaha, this was hilarious. I was literally ROFL 🤣 LMFAO 🤣 When I started reading it, I knew they were talking about some game may be like cricket or tennis so squash was a surprise but best was Arnav's reactions to their thoughts, they were just awesome. Super duper fun to read, waiting for next one now. Thanks for the PM 😊
11 years ago
🤣🤣🤣omg, I died laughing!!!!!!!!!!
11 years ago
🤣 .. hey were havng squash game ... omggg dat was hilariouss
11 years ago
this is so funny...please continue soon
11 years ago