Dummy's Guide to Kerim with Kounselor(KWK)
*for all seasons*na..na...na..na*
Kounselor : Welcome to another episode with my first time guest Kerim
*all fan girls tuned half before n swooning*
Kerim: Thanks weird hair host.
*let me switch of my mobile*will not take Gullie's calls too*
Kounselor : without wasting much time...tell us about your journey so far...
K: Been an avid movie buff since childhood. I can re-call it has 3 phases
1.classics like mother india, mera desh mera gaon, masoom, bachpan, dosti
2.new age cinema like life in a metro, Dirty Picture, Queen, Daddy
But cult movies like DCH, Rock on, Sagar and Jab We Met...have had a lasting influence in my life
3.finally I started watching parallel movies like Iss raat ki subah nahin, Mithya, Ek chalis ki last local (boat), Dil dosti etc. Johnny(Vural)Gaddar, Sahib biwi aur gangster,Phas gaya re Obama(Kerim).
Spl mention to your channel for putting the gems like Ardh Satya, Mirch Masala etc.
Kounselor : That was very insightful. Lets move to Lay-o-meter round
K: Smiles*knock at heaven's door*
Kounselor : Fg-Musti
K: Yes
Counselor:You-Kristine
K:Yup*haseen yaadien*
Counselor: Aasu-Vural
K:*beep*
Counselor:Selim-Meltem
K:Any doubts
Counselor:MQ-Salih
K:Always
Counselor:Risat-Perihaan
K:accidentally
Counselor:Munir-Leman
K:Hmmm
Counselor:Mustafa-Meltem
K:Hmmm
Counselor:Mustafa-Hacer
K:2 Home runs...need further proof?*kill me*
Counselor:You-Gullie
K: In our dreams respectively.
Kounselor ...this was very candid. Are you ready for the next round?Our popular Rapid fire round
K: Excited...
Counselor: Meltem, Aasu, Gullie, Kristine, Nil place them in the order of sex appeal
K:Meltem*univeral sex appeal babe=USB*, Kristine*by my experience*, Aasu*by other's experience*, Nil*by patient's experience*& Gullie*by no experience*
Kounselor: Risat, Rifaf, Munir, Erdo, Selim, Vural in the order of their keminapan
K:*beep*its a tie
Kounselor : pick your fav trash movie...jab tak hai jaan or Rab ne bana di jodi.
K: jab tak hai jaan*its a sitter*
Kounselor : movie recommendation for ...
K: My choices are...
Meltem/Ender - Brave*animation*
Y.circus : Pulp fiction*any Tarantino movie*
Selim/Erdo : My cousin Vinni
Vural : There is something about Mary
MQ: Some like it hot *any Marilyn Monroe movie*
Rahmi: Tom & jerry
MerDir: The perfect couple
Perihaan: What lies beneath*international raaz plot*
Helmiye: Terms of Endearment
Mustafa: Mad Max
Omer : The firm*to know Yesran's better*
Himself : Gladiator
Gullie : You've got mail
Kounselor : any regrets so far
K: Not watching movies..
Hangover Series , One fine day, What woman want, Khoobsurat (new one), SnakeHead Horror(fishy movie), In Pursuit of Happyness
Kounselor : That was quicker than a bullet. Let's move on to the Opinions part of this show.
K : Sipping tea*when viewer's assume it to be Koffee*
Well...I hate to have an opinion*aadat se majboor*
But seriously if you ask for it...all I can say that some movie critics gave "Kareeb" movie just 2/5 stars. Why?
It had all the elements of the family drama, romance, kinda of soft villians, beautiful locations and songs to hum along.
See my hairstyle is like hero of the movie and my biwi looks like the petite heroine. Of course we can make adjustments ...instead of those flying dupattas, my biwi's scarves can mesmerize same way???
My biwi who staunchly believes in the critic ratings ( like kopra, kasand, etc ) has refused to watch the movie, read in gossip magazine and even tune to radio to listen to those songs.
Sings...chori chori jab nazrein mili...
Now tell me how do I educate my biwi on the Kareeb Koncepts??
Kounselor:Do you think movie is the only way to?
K: Hmmm...books can be good idea.
Counselor : What books?
K: K ...time...Kamasutra.
Kounselor: Finally if you want an biography title...which one would you choose?
K: Rest not in peace
Kounselor : Thank you being part of this show. Please sign you Koffee...err..tea mug.
Kerim obliges, promises to be part of the show with his wife in the future seasons.
*credit rolls*background music scores*Gullie goes missing*
Edited by DefLeppard - 8 years ago