Dummy's Guide to Ranjish
*neighbour's envy, owner's pride*
X chromosome are in anguish. They cant seem to connect the dots!
*inner voice- but the writing is on the wall*
Dummy: Koi baat nahin...lets get Meltem a polka dot dress tomorrow!!
Dummy alert : Will Musti be appointment as CXO of the new firm? *CXO - Con "X" officer? LOL
Aasu in grief and confusion. Where is Musti?
*inner voice - having quality time*
Dummy sings...subah subah ye kya huva, na jaane kyon ab main hawaayon mein chal raha hoon, nayi subah nayi jagah, nayi tarah se nayi dishaayon mein chal raha hoon
*inner voice - why this song?*
Dummy : Oh..ho! Its from movie I See You* kill me*
Moti nurse offers food n compassion to Gullie
*inner voice - she too wanted gossip??*
Dummy : Nooo! Halide ma... left behind her parvarish with the dubbing artiste!!*LMAO*
Musti in shok ducks into the ICU. He is very upset.
*inner voice - kya hoga ab*
Dummy : Yeah!
He wanted get some tips from Kerim on how grow that 5am stubble.*the best Musti wants to get!*
Plus how could Kerim sleep in an off shoulder dress n get the hospital run around him. *dressing down or dressing gown!!*
Dummy sings...ho ho ho o... o huzoor o huzoor tera tera tera kasoor, meri baaten meri yaaden tanha raaten, mera mera mera kya kasoor ...ho ho ho o... o*Musti Reshamiyya*
Dummy Moment : The balance sheet of profit and loss is spell by Musti.
Just then Deg F catches Musti red handed. Slap-gate!!
*inner voice -dishoom*
Dummy : Sir Rajni outrage was... Musti had promised to be guest at KBC*Kemina banega crorepati*, you know that sawal jawab show, but he ditched in the last minute for Big Boss *Jannat Ka Wow Aur Jahannam Ka Aaw Dekhege Saath Saath*
Musti calls Meltem as phone-a-friend option on KBC to know her grievances. She shares a script for Musti to play a role
*innner voice - which moive?*
Dummy : Dumbbell - revenge reboots! ROFL
Q: Why was she seen in a bath-tub *to prove her saundarya ki raaz?*
Serdar learns the truth, animus of Musti
*inner voice - you mean that money he accepted*
Dummy : oh Boy! Did he say that he ate fish n chips with a G sauce last week?!! ROFL
Next day, Rahmi reads a story to Murat
*inner voice -of whom?*
Dummy : A donkey who was badmaash and troubled all the villagers. LOL
*this was a sitter for symbolism suckers*
Murat wants to send a kiss to Kerim via Gullie. Gullie feeling odd.
*inner voice - so will she give it to Kerim now?*
Dummy : Kissless transfer!!
MQ moving to team Musti, to pour out her grudge and argues with Gullie
*inner voice- valid points with a lawyer too?*
Dummy : Noo! She gave everyone a new launched MQmola*MQ ka chatkara, kare conversations ka phataka*
Gullie replies in indignation for the remarks from MQ
*inner voice - how?*
Dummy : She gives "Dhadkan" movie review. ROFL
Dummy sings...Na Na Karte Pyaar Hai Mai Kar Gayi, Kar Gayi, Kar Gayi
Dummy Moment: Success is not by counting the bangla, gaadi, paise; its a count of ppl who love you. Unfortunately Musti was on the other side of the equation, while GUllie on the opposite side.
*brilliant juxtapose by creatives*
Kerim is shifted to the ward. He is recovering from the ill - feeling, words etc
*inner voice - why medicines not working?*
Dummy : Nooo! At the ICU, he watched Rahasya movie promos and went back to flashback.
While Gullie was also thinking of the trigger for the estrangement, pyaar impossible etc
*inner voice - uff! more flashbacks*
Dummy : Now she wants to watch the movie Rahasya to know the truth on the adhoora sapna!!
Dummy Alert : The background music...symphony during the letter fiasco flashbacks are too good!
Then Kerim gives a word to play antakshari.Next level of the game
*inner voice- yeh kya musibat hai?*
K: Tumhe apna banane ka junoon sir pe hain,Kab se hain. Mujhe aadat bana lo ek buri,Kehna yeh tumse hain. Tumhe apna banane ka junoon sir pe hain,Kab se hain
G: Kyunki tum hi ho, Ab tum hi ho, Zindagi ab tum hi ho, Chain bhi, mera dard bhi, Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho
Dummy Moment : Kerim is such a pure soul. He understands the pain of losing a mother and not being there while it happens. He truly feels sorry for Musti's state.*kaash Musti could see side of life* And Kerim's turmoil is back to the forefront. Did Gullie really forgive him? Guess this confrontation has brought back the hidden under current back on the leads' mind.
Kadir plans for his wedding amidst all the grim proceedings. Just then MQ butts ...main bhoori nahin hoo...mein wedding planner ban sakti hoon!!
*inner voice - planner ya spanner?*
Dummy : hmm...free advises by freeloaders.Sic
Dummy sings...Kadir bina permit ho gaya, Woh to ainvayi ainvayi ainvayi ainvayi, lut gaya
Dummy Alert : Cevan writes in left!!*super brainy*
The stags enter a pub/disco. They discuss the movie called bhool bulaiya in their life.
Nil enters with her date. Erdo does tamasha.*cheeky*misunderstanding to believe*
@Shanaya/ Aashi...pls share the dialogues
While Kerim is still swimming in his turmoil, the mermaid distracts him. He requests her to sleep next to him for a reassurance that she will be by his side.
@Gayu...action speaks louder than words funda applied.
ANd Gullie hesitantly pulls up on the bed.
*inner voice - there were security guards na*
Dummy : Arre...she was worried on chastity guard. LOL
And what was that weird camera angle???Looked like she had chums...and was holding her tummy!!
Really Hate when such scenes are cut!!
Q:WHich level exam is Gullie appearing for? Is it now class 12?
If yes, she must have studied enough of basic biology and baby making theory...you know like reproductive system, ovulation, ejaculation etc..*giggles*
Dummy's Gyan : People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves - Aesop
Engin looked blissful in the ward scenes. When he raises his eye brows on hearing a well thought plan by Gullie was brilliant!
@All Gullie Bashers,
When she realized that a mourning Musti has confronted Kerim, she was upset with her being the reason for thiz dog n bone fight b/w them. Plus she has always got tense n cried whenever there has been a shout out in front of her. Remember when Kerim went Sunny paaji way! So those tears were NOT for Musti!