Kartik : Kood jaaoonga, phaan jaaonga, mar jaaoonga.. Hat jaaOO...
log: are .. ye kya kar rahe ho?
Kartik : Wohi kar rahaa hun bhaiya jo majanoo ne lailaa ke liye kiyaa tha, raanzaa ne heer ke liye kiya tha romeo ne juliet ke liye kiya tha soosaaEt... SOOSAAET...
aadmi : woh.. ,(veeru se) arre bhaai , baat kyaa hai, tum soosaat kyun karanaa chaahate ho?
Veeru : Yeh mat puchho chaachaa , tumhaare aasoo nikal aayenge. Ye badi dukh bhari kahani hai. Is storee me emotion hai, drrraamaa hai trrragedy hai. Yeh survi hai naa is se mera lagan honewaalaa tha chaachaa. Lekin iski buddhi mausi[train wali aunty] ne bich me bhaaji maar li...Ab mai is dooniyaa me nahi rah sakata. Gaanw-waalo tum ko mera aakhari salaaam, good bye , GOOD BYE. Gao-waalo mai jaa raha hoon, Bhagwaan mai aa raha hoon.
log : arre , arre ruk jaao, ruk jaao..
kartik : ruk jaaoo? tum log... jor dete ho to .. thodi der ruk jaata hoon
Survi : Arre wah .. arre,Tum Kaise Dost ho ..jab meri galti toh saza...ab tumhari galti toh kuch nahi..
Yu toh maine ek se ek jaalim dekha magar tum jaisa patthar dil dost nahi dekha jo .. .
Veeru: dekha...mujse kya keh rhi hai...Mera koi nahi is duniyaa me na yaar na dost. is liye mai jaan dekar rahoonga. Dekh lena gaanw-waalo, when i death pulice coming. pulice coming, budhiyaa going jail. In jail ,budhiyaa chakki pising and pising and pising and PISING
log : Arre mausi haa kar do nahi to ye jaan de dega.
Mausi : nahi..isi ne kaha tha ki ye dono pati patni nahi...matlab ye usse ched rha tha aur main maje le rhi thi...is liye na..
Kartik : Arre gaanw-waalo, is budhiyaa se darkhwast ki koi jaroorat nahi
hai. ab mai rukanewaalaa nahi hoon. mai jaan dekar rahoonga hmm.
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Survi: Mausi ,Haa kah do mausi.
log : agar mar gaya to court kachery ka chakkar ho jaayegaa mausi.
Mausi : arre bhaiyaa mai to kabhi court kachery nahi gayi.
log : to phir haa kah do muasi.
Mausi : (small pause) kartik THAHAR JAA ,THAHAR JAA. mai taiyaar hun.
log : Arre mausi ne haa kah di bhai niche aa jaao.
Kartik : Mausi se kaun shaadi karega saalo, mujhe to woh dhanno.. o ...Survi se shaadi karani survise.
Survi:kartik,mai tum se shaadi karane ke liye taiyaar hoon, ab nichhe aa jaao.
Kartik: He He he he, arre gaao-waalo sunaa tumne bhaaeyo, mausi bhi taiyaar hai survi bhi taiyaar hai.is liye marna cancel.