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Renu

@-renu-

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

The rapid landslide of YRKKH storyline, characterisation.....n most importantly.......TRP 😲......suggests that all YRKKH CHARACTERS ⭐️ should start considering alternate CAREER OPTIONS 😉..........

As ardent....almost religious fans of YRKKH 🤪....since Jan 12......some suggestions from us......

NAITIK: "KARAN MEHRA ACTING SCHOOL" 😎

Specialists in : "Romantic Scenes " 🤢🤢

& "Using only one type of expression for variety of scenes"😃

ANGRY- 😃

PASSIONATE- 😃

HAPPY- 😃

EXCITED- 😃

SAD- 😃

OVERWHELMED- 😃

FURIOUS- 😃

DISAPPOINTED - 😃

( this technique guaranteed to win.....AWARDS....👏 ) 🤢

AKSHARA: "HINA KHAN SAREE DRAPING SCHOOL" 😳

Specialists in : "Tent Draping"

& "Using only one type of blouse...with every type of saree" 🤢

& "USE of SPECIAL DEODARANTS....if blouse starts "STINKING" AFTER REPEATED USE..........day after day after day after day after day after day ......

(SAMPLE of blouse -🤢 )

KAKA/KAKI: " THE GREAT FOOLS CIRCUS " 🤡 🤡 🤢

Specialists in "SLAPSTICK COMEDY" 🤣

DADDAJI : " SANJAI GANDHI *VARJISH* ACADEMY"

Specialists in *Early Morning Varjish*

only for NEWLY MARRIED BOYS 😈

TIMINGS : 4 AM -- 5 AM only ( STRICTLY ) 🥱

BHABHI MA : " BHABHI MA DISCO DANCE ACADEMY " 🤣

Specialists in "Disco, Cabaret, Salsa, Hip-Hop " 🤣

GAYATRI :"Dr. JEKYLL n Mr. HYDE -FACIAL Expressions Classes"

Specialists in " Multiple Personality Disorder Portrayal " 😡 😃

😡 😃 😡 😃 😡 😃 😡 😃 😡 😃 😡 😃

MAHARAJ JI : "MAHARAJ JI SLIMMING ACADEMY " 😎

Specialists in "Deadly Slimming Tips" 🤣

& "Elephant Tandav - for weight reduction " 🤣

GULAABO : "GULAABO WITCHCRAFT ACADEMY " 🤢

Specialists in " Tantra, Mantra,Voodoo, WITCHcraft, Blackmagic "

😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

RAJSHRI : " LATA SABARWAL HORMONE CLINIC "

Specialists in " Stress Reduction Techniques " 🤢

& " Dealing with sudden, but unnecessary bursts of excitement"

& " Creatng problems in newly married daughter's sasuraal" 🤢

SHAURYA : " ATHER HABIB ENGLISH SPEAKING CLASSES " 🤢

Specialists in " CORRECT, International Pronunciation of all English words"

🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢

VARSHA : "POOJA MODELLING AGENCY" 😃

Specialists in ADS for " Fairnes creams", "Toothpates", "SILENT ADS"

😃 😃 😃 😃 😃

DAADI :"VINITA MALIK'S SPECIAL PRAVACHAN CENTRE" 🥱

Specialists in " PYAAR KI SEEDHI " 🥱

- sure to mess up married life from Day 1 🤢

& "KHAMOSHI KI BHAASHA "

2nd SIDE JOB : "VINITA's EXPRESS TRAVEL AGENCY" 😎

Specialists in : "Booking jets to Mt. Kailash for newly wed husbands who get frustrated with the pravachans " 🤢

*****Special offer***** - Ek ticket ke saath ek leopard skin wrap MUFT! MUFT!!! MUFT!!!!!😃😃 🤢

RAJAN SHAHI : Special Advisor To CRICKET COACH OF INDIA

Specialist in "Jeeta hua match.....kaise haarne ka " 🤢

YRKKH CREATIVES :

ADVISORS 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 TO JAMES CAMERON 😎 for

his latest SCIENCE FICTION EXTRAVAGANZA

" AVATAR "

Specialists in "Converting a SURE SHOT WINNER CONCEPT👏

into..... a hopeless LOSER 😭 ..."

............This is incomplete.......please give your valuable suggestions for other characters.........😛

Edited by rsk2fan-renu- - 15 years ago

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Charu

@Krinya

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: rsk2fan-renu-
The rapid landslide of YRKKH storyline, characterisation.....n most importantly.......TRP 😲......suggests that all YRKKH CHARACTERS ⭐️should start consideringalternate CAREER OPTIONS 😉..........

As ardent....almost religious fans of YRKKH 🤪....since Jan 12......some suggestions from us......

NAITIK: "KARAN MEHRA ACTING SCHOOL" 😎

 Specialists in : "Romantic Scenes " 🤢

 & "Using only one type of expression for variety of scenes" 😃

AKSHARA: "HINA KHAN SAREE DRAPING SCHOOL" 😳

 Specialists in : "Tent Draping"

 & "Using only one type of blouse...with every type of saree"🤢 

KAKA/KAKI: THE GREAT FOOLS CIRCUS 🤡 🤡

 Specialists in "SLAPSTICK COMEDY" 🤣

DADDAJI : " SANJAI GANDHI *VARJISH* ACADEMY" 

 Specialists in *Early Morning Varjish* 

 only for NEWLY MARRIED BOYS 😈

 TIMINGS : 4 AM-- 5 AM only ( STRICTLY ) 🥱

BHABHI MA : " BHABHI MA DISCO DANCE ACADEMY " 🤣

 Specialists in "Disco, Cabaret, Salsa, Hip-Hop "

MAHARAJ JI : "MAHARAJ JI SLIMMING ACADEMY " 😎

 Specialists in "Deadly Slimming Tips" 

 & "Elephant Tandav - for weight reduction "

GULAABO : "GULAABO WITCHCRAFT ACADEMY " 🤢

 Specialists in " Tantra, Mantra, Voodoo, WITCHcraft,Blackmagic "

 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

RAJAN SHAHI :Special AdvisorTo CRICKET COACH OF INDIA

 Specialist in "Jeeta hua match.....kaise haarne ka " 🤢

YRKKH CREATIVES : 

 ADVISORS 🤢 TO JAMES CAMERON😎 for 

 his latestSCIENCEFICTION EXTRAVAGANZA " AVATAR " 

 Specialists in "Converting a SURE SHOT WINNER 👏

 into..... a hopeless LOSER 😭...

please give your valuable suggestions for other characters.........😛

🤣 👏 i hope all of them read this..

vaise therez an alternate career option for Karan..he can host SBS with NOC

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musenartist

@musenartist

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

🤣 Renu di...................aap great ho!u r the queen of jokes...................Daddaji's varjish academy 4 newly married boys-I was reminded of my brother...........if he was here, my sis-in-law would have made him join it, long back....................Karan Mehra-Girl friend ko khush rakho school bhi hoga! 😉

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ritvi

@lacchu21

Navigator

Posted: 15 years ago

👏👏too good renu but why did you leave Gayatri,woh bhi mean saas kaise bann ke tips dhesakhthi hai na

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Ritu

@ritu_iluvyrkkh

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

another good one Renu....kabhi life me letter of recommendation cahiye toh mujhse definitly kehna 😃

one from my side...

RAJSHRI: "LATA's STRESS REDUCTION TECHNIQUES" 😎

Specialists in : "Dealing with sudden bursts of excitement and tensions" 🤢

& "Worrying sick about kids wellness and whereabouts" 😃

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Lathika

@hide

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: rsk2fan-renu-
The rapid landslide of YRKKH storyline, characterisation.....n most importantly.......TRP 😲......suggests that all YRKKH CHARACTERS ⭐️ should start considering alternate CAREER OPTIONS 😉..........

As ardent....almost religious fans of YRKKH 🤪....since Jan 12......some suggestions from us......

NAITIK: "KARAN MEHRA ACTING SCHOOL" 😎

Specialists in : "Romantic Scenes " 🤢

& "Using only one type of expression for variety of scenes" 😃

AKSHARA: "HINA KHAN SAREE DRAPING SCHOOL" 😳

Specialists in : "Tent Draping"

& "Using only one type of blouse...with every type of saree" 🤢

KAKA/KAKI: THE GREAT FOOLS CIRCUS 🤡 🤡

Specialists in "SLAPSTICK COMEDY" 🤣

DADDAJI : " SANJAI GANDHI *VARJISH* ACADEMY"

Specialists in *Early Morning Varjish*

only for NEWLY MARRIED BOYS 😈

TIMINGS : 4 AM -- 5 AM only ( STRICTLY ) 🥱

BHABHI MA : " BHABHI MA DISCO DANCE ACADEMY " 🤣

Specialists in "Disco, Cabaret, Salsa, Hip-Hop "

MAHARAJ JI : "MAHARAJ JI SLIMMING ACADEMY " 😎

Specialists in "Deadly Slimming Tips"

& "Elephant Tandav - for weight reduction "

GULAABO : "GULAABO WITCHCRAFT ACADEMY " 🤢

Specialists in " Tantra, Mantra, Voodoo, WITCHcraft, Blackmagic "

😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

RAJAN SHAHI : Special Advisor To CRICKET COACH OF INDIA

Specialist in "Jeeta hua match.....kaise haarne ka " 🤢

YRKKH CREATIVES :

ADVISORS 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 TO JAMES CAMERON 😎 for

his latest SCIENCE FICTION EXTRAVAGANZA " AVATAR "

Specialists in "Converting a SURE SHOT WINNER 👏

into..... a hopeless LOSER 😭 ...

please give your valuable suggestions for other characters.........😛

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 something terribly wrong with the team, story line and other things are not clicking.... i feel sorry for them.. as themselves do not know what to do... i always pointed it out, RS shows starting always great, middle parts goes down so badly there is no recovery..

instead of showing all these craps, they could have very well drafted a story related with progression college going, Shava scenes etc, problems in handling home and study.. many many things.. what to do can't help them, as their 'ego' is so big that they don't listen to viewers thinking that whatever they are showing one of the greatest and it is been forced upon us..

this show also going to be a 'bidaai' soon..🤓

Edited by lathika4u - 15 years ago

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Renu

@-renu-

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: ritu_iluvyrkkh
another good one Renu....kabhi life me letter of recommendation cahiye toh mujhse definitly kehna 😃

one from my side...

RAJSHRI: "LATA's STRESS REDUCTION TECHNIQUES" 😎

Specialists in : "Dealing with sudden bursts of excitement and tensions" 🤢

& "Worrying sick about kids wellness and whereabouts" 😃

i'll remember your "PROMISE", Ritu......😉

..will add the Rajshri thing..👏....once more suggestions for other characters come in.....

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Charu

@Krinya

Trailblazer

+ 8

Team Critics

Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: ritu_iluvyrkkh
another good one Renu....kabhi life me letter of recommendation cahiye toh mujhse definitly kehna 😃

one from my side...

RAJSHRI: "LATA's STRESS REDUCTION TECHNIQUES" 😎

 Specialists in : "Dealing with sudden bursts of excitement and tensions" 🤢

 & "Worrying sick about kids wellness and whereabouts" 😃

and Vishambhar can teach us how to wear the same costume again n again without getting bored 🤢

Varsha can tell us how to brush our teeth properly

Shaurya can take english speaking classes

akshara can take classes for all bahus "how to keep ur smile pasted on ur face when ur saas is taunting you"