ok continuation from earlier::

ashmit: ab phasi pooja mereko kangal karke winner bane chali thi ....ab tu jukh
pooja : dekhiye bahiyo aur bheno main appki shukar guzar hoon
audience : koi cheating lagti hai apne bal kol iye
pooja : accha accha apni seat main bate rahi ashmit apne tomatar wapis rakh do....mere bal kol ne ke liye mujhe asistence ki zarooraat hai ....ronit please come one stage
ronit: me !?! no no im not getting involved!......accha main aa raha hoon ...nahin aya to kal zee horror show dekhne ko milegaga
pooja:(wispers) ronit jaldi se bottle nikalo aur mere bal khol do
ronit: bottle nikal kar rakhoon khan mere paant mein bottle fit nahin aye gi maine both hi tight pantts paini hi man
pooja: fine mein tumhe gujral palace mein dekh loongi ...agar mein ghar mein sabki brain zap kar sakti hoon to tumhari kyon nahi
ronit: ok here i go i'll pull it u go infront of me ...now im excited aisa lagta hai kissi mote bacche ki koi khane ki chiz chura ke khane laga hoon aur end mein woh pite ga
pooja: dekho ronit excited mat ho aur hath mat gumana bar
GUNSHOT
ronit : oops to late ....sorry man ....wait i don't think that was me ...someone shot her ... i wonder who it was
pooja : shit bottle toot gayi mere balo mein ....(and she faints )
ronit: oh no call 911 .....pooja glass brain mein to nahin gaya kya??
ashmit : yeh kya ho ra hai yaar ...yeh mujhe competition cum ekta kappor ka drama seral lagta hai ...i wonder kisne goli chali thi....waise agar yeah hospital mein hai to aaj rat shalini ke saath mujra dekha jaye
to be contd...........