Hi guys,
Got some free time so making a post for yday epi. It is my second epi of Mumbai track so adjust with the errors if any.
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Rakesh ka loud speaker full volume se baj raha hai. Sam ko bola ki kahan kaise chhod aaya N ko?
Sam bola Papa ( waise dost ka beta Papa kyun bol raha hai? Iska koi explaination diya ya aivyin chal raha hai?)
Andheri station pe ( waqai iss Andheri station pe der bhi hai aur andher bhi)
Gopal Gadkari(GG), the retired Sr. Editor ne sun liya aur Mumbaikar Marathi manus ke naam pe CVs ne inko soft kiya. Ab help karenge toh N ka description chahiye. Rakesh ko 21 aur 22 mein confusion hai. ( waise confusion laazmi hai, CVs ne itne leap liye hain ki pata hi nahi chalta kaunsa mahina aur saal chal raha hai, hopefully Nov-95 hi chal raha ho!)
Sam ne bola neele nahi hare kapde pehne hain ( jabki neela dress pehna hai), height 5 ft 5 inch, rang sanvala.
( Naina ka hi huliya bata rahe ho na Sam babu ya kisi aur ka?)
Sam ke mann mein kya tha pata nahi but yeh dekh ke Rajiv Shrivastao ka ek joke yaad aa gaya jiska track se koi lena dena nahi hai.
*ek gaaon mein baadh aa jaati hai. Ek aurat rote huye reporter ko bolti hai ki mere pati mil nahi rahe. Jab reporter huliya puchhta hai toh bolti hai, 6 feet, gora rang, ekdum handsome, yeh sunke baazu wali aurat bolti hai ki tera pati toh chhota,mota aur kala hai toh pehli wali bolti hai ki ab jab yeh dhundhenge toh achcha hi dhundhenge na*bad joke*
Khair, Sam confidence se bol raha hai, jhoot sach ki farq painda hai ( bande mein confidence hona chahiye bass)
GG ko aur bhi kuchh jaanna hai toh Sam ne baal, aankhon ka rang bataya ( saath hi bola ki 4 shabd do toh story bana leti hai, thoda time do toh yellow pages se famous personalities ke no. dhundh leti hai aur zyada kuchh bolo toh devi ban jaati hai)
Teen deviyaan chhupke sunte huye ( 4 hote toh washing powder Nirma ki ad kar sakte the)
Karamchand jasoos Vanita ko kuchh toh gadbad lagti hai, Sejal bole toh apni doosri Bela hai iss ko koi gadbad nahi lagti. Jasoos sahiba ki paarkhi nazar, boli N Sam ke saath kyun gayi thi? Use bhi heroine banna hai kya? ( waise koi batao Sam ke hero banne wali baat V tak pahonchi ya nahi Mars pe? Ya hum assume kar lein N har Monday ko ab bhi call karke batati hai?)
R bola ki CA ka form bharne gayi thi Nov ke mahine mein. ( chalo jasoos ko timeline ke loche mein ghusne ki ichchha na hui, ghaneemat hai)
R ne Saibo ko do baar dhakka diya ( dhakka na dekho, flexibility dekho ladki ki)
Sam VO ne bata diya kuchh kaand hoga aage chal ke.
Baahar, Preeti ki saas ko GG ki biwi ne khabar pahoncha di aur inka U-turn ki taxi se chale jaate. Sam ne yaad dilaya toh boli tum donon ki zimmedari mhari hai. ( yeh Rajasthani bindni hai shayad)
Karamchand jasoos ne kutte ki tarah sungh liya aur phir cover up karna pada.Yeh saas badi chapter case hai police station chalne ke naam pe apni ghanta ghanti wali saas ka bahana bana liya. ( jise dekh ke Samaina ko apne manhoos track wala reunion zaroor yaad aata hoga)
Meanwhile Naina aa gayi neele dress mein Vanita ke pati ke saath. Rakesh ne quick reaction dikha ke Samaina ko gale lagne se rok diya. Phir CVs ne FB mein bata diya ki kaise N ko badi mushkil se convince kiya bhaisahab ne lift lene ke liye. ( waise topper dimaag ko naye ghar ka address nahi pata samajh mein aata hai par Preeti ke sasural ka bhi nahi pata,Ne Waah!)
Ghar pe Samaina hug aur Sam bola ki ab main tumhara haath kabhi nahi chhudunga chahe koi kuchh bhi kahe ( ek promise aur karna tha beta ki haath chhutne ke baad ghar nahin aaunga, wahin rukunga)
Bechare Rakesh ko bhi kya kya dekhna pad raha hai. ( koi ladki ka baap hoga kya jise apni beti aur damaad ka aise romance dekhna pade majboori mein hi sahi)
Ek aur FB ( hamare new director ko shayad FB dikhane mein zyada maza aata hai, koi inhen batao poora show hi elder Samaina ke FB mein chal raha hai, inception you know)
Pics Karamchand jasoos se pehle Rakesh ke haath lag gaye aur jaan chhuti hamari. ( yunhi chalta rahe H&M ka karwaan)
Raat ko Sam kissing N aur R ka phata loud speaker ki chuha ghus gaya kya? ( Whoa! It was direct ref! Lagta hai jawani mein inke bedroom mein chuhe nahi ghuse kabhi)
Sam ne gaana lagaya woh bhi pyar karne wale pyar karte hain shaan se ( yeh bhi direct ref tha, ab toh samajh jao Papaji)
But Papaji kahan samajhne wale unhen toh sona hai aur aa kar radio band kar diya toh Sam bola ki aap shanti se so jaayiye na. ( shanti aur in mein woh toh hone se raha)
Sam ne phir song lagaya aur CVs ne bata diya ki SR ab normal baat ho gayi hai inke liye. ( ab dekhna hai Samaina ka bhaanda pehle phutta hai ya N pehle pregnant hoti hai)
Rakesh bahar nikal ke 'I' block mein chala gaya ( aur J pe focus karne ka matlab ab samajh mein aaya)
Rakesh Saibo ka door kholne ki koshish karte huye.
Precap: Rakesh Saibo par gira aur woh chillayi ( bedroom ke chuhe bade mahenge pad gaye)
Aur Sam ki R ko 'Anari' sabit karne ki koshish, yeh sunke R ko 'sadma' na ho jaaye.
P. S... Over to you Uma, will try for Friday epi.
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