YHM Classroom 101: Medicine
Hello all! I stopped watching this show in March when kids were swapped, Raman and Ishita didn't look like the mature couple they were meant to be, and the show, well to put it mildly became run of the mill crap fest that greets most Indians on TV, putting the 'idiot' in Idiot box. Anywho I say this because the following will not make any sense and most likely will have nothing to do with the current storyline.
Since CPR is a good skill to have, to save someone's life, I encourage everyone to be well versed in CPR especially in a country like India were emergency response is not well established. You could end up saving lives, will put up CPR steps with videos at the end of this.
For now, let's have some fun!
It begins when the YHM team decides to pay homage to medicine by talking about things like Surrogacy, infertility and CPR. To achieve this momentous task, we must abandon the premise of the show! Duh! Screw nature vs. nurture, it's all about BABIES! As Oprah would say, 'You get a baby, you get a baby, EVERYONE GETS A BABY'
#We are after all a land of billion people
#It's raining babies
#Puttar's swimmers be fast as Michael Phelps!
#Did it once and the bun is already in the oven
# Eff logic
#Puttar be well versed with kamasutra
#All Subbu had to do was try once, loser status confirmed! Subbu is the fat kid at camp that no one played with! Had a free pass to score without risking pregnancy and yet CHOSE to let go! Subbu = Moron confirmed.
Enter a 'doctor' who harvests eggs without patient consent and determines the strength of the uterus via a blood test. Also eff patient privacy and the oath of medicine, yada yada yada, ain't nobody got time for ethics! 'Dr' Manoj's primary concern is to get it in with Shagun! So 'Doctor' Manoj violates all the laws and rules of medicine to appease the future mother of his children! Yea buddy!
#Sexual needs
#Who said patients can have all the fun
#Will share confidential information for sexy time
#Harvesting eggs for funzies
#Just cause!
#Anything for hottie Shagun
#Shagun's blouse magic! Ohh yay!
To further the cause of medicine, YHM team decides to abort Ishita's baby, so sleezy 'Dr' Manoj can advance his game with Shagun, of course by telling her more confidential information about her ex husband and his current wife's fertility issues.
#It's all about getting laid
#What's the use of studying medicine, if you can't get some practicals in..if you know what I mean
#The only way to turn on a woman is by sharing her ex-husband's sex life
#Puttar is like, what the eff man! All that work only to advance Dr. Manoj's sex life
#No fair for puttar! His celibate life lasted for 7 years
#Ex-husband helping ex-wife getting laid, #nayi soch indeed!
To advance the cause of medicine and Shagun-Manoj sexy time, Raman and Shagun are locked in some sort of freezer. #Duh #Obvi Wamp turned Mother Teresa aka Shagun freezes to death while warm blooded Raman, the man comes to the rescue...drum roll please! 'CPR' to save the day! CPR without its main component----it's called chest compressions! Who gives an eff at this point, MOUTH TO MOUTH = TRP
#What other way to get Shagun feeling hots for Manoj than being in the arms of her ex-husband
#Logic you may ask...don't be cute!
#Pretend you left your brain in the freezer and keep enjoying the show
#CRP without chest compressions because we be cool like that
#Mouth to mouth is the need of the hour! Circulation of blood be damned!
#Kissy kissy bang bang
#Damsel in distress status of women is the only way to attract men! #Duh! God forbid men fall for strong women with a mind of their own
#Mother Teresa faints while hero Tarzan is unaffected by the cold because duh...women be weak and shit!
#Men to the rescue! We be back in the 1950s, welcome to subtle sexism YHM style!
Apologies for wasting your time thus far, this is where you wanna take out some time and know this, you may end up saving someone's life.
These guidelines change every year as more research happens, however for the untrained, CPR only has 3 steps!
- Call 911 (in USA), 100(in India?), emergency number of your country
- Check for pulse, if absent and/or the patient clearly is not responding
- Begin chest compressions
-lock your elbows, meaning no bending of elbows
-one hand over the other, and begin chest compressions
-100 chest compression in a minute
Remember circulation of blood is the MOST IMPORTANT! When someone trained arrives, they can begin oxygenation (mouth to mouth, advanced airway etc)
If you are not trained in CPR just stick to chest compressions, trust me you will save someone's life. You will get fatigued so have a rotation system and switch every few minutes to maintain quality compressions.
Disclaimer: This is only for educational purpose, do not try this if you aren't comfortable and please call for professional help. This is by no means comprehensive and does not serve as a course in CPR. This is purely informative, and does not qualify anyone to perform CPR. Please enroll in a professional CPR course and get certified.
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