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Hi !! Margi here!!! Writing a new os!! It was a request from my friend usaonly. This will be funny romantic os and credit goest to my friend usaonly!! Thanks for this wonderful idea dear!!
HUM DO AKELE YAHAN
'I'm not coming anywhere. You always keep shouting on me without any reason!! RAVAN kumar!! '
'Are I've said sorry like thousand times!! 2 rupaiye ka face hai aur 200 rupaiye ke nakhre!!'
'Atleast sorry to dhang SE bolo!! '
'Maa samjhao na apni bahu ko!! Dost ki party hai!! Sab ki bibi aa rahi hai!! '
'oye khotiye!! Tu khud manana apni bibi ko!! Sare vele jhagadte rehte hai dono!!'
Ishita went to her room angrily. Yes !! She was angry with him!! He is so rude!! How would she know that the pesticide was spread by her naughty hubby to get rid of raj-simran.. the haddis in their romance.
Raman came in the room and closed the door behind him. He came to his angry madrasan and hugged her from back.
'Raman, leave me. It's not going to work I'm telling you.'
He kissed her earlobes. He bit her there. She moaned.
'Raman!!'
He was going to torture her until she would say yes.
'Umm.. Okay I'm coming.'
'See my magic.' He said with a small peck on her cheek.
'Are jaldi karo na yar!! It's 8 now.'
'Ya I'm coming.'
There she was!! A sari draped beautifully around her creamy waist. Light make-up had made her look gorgeous like a nymph. Raman was lost. She came towards him and snapped her fingers in front of him. Raman gathered himself.
'Chale??' She asked huskily.
THE RKB was clean bowled from his JKR. He opened the car door for her and made her seat on right like a gentleman. Ishita was blushing hard on her husband's romantic gestures.
He drove car. Ishita played the music system.
DIL YE MERA BAS MEIN NAHIN
PEHLE KABHI AISA HOTA THA NAHIN
TU HI BATAA ISS DIL KA MEIN
AB KYA KAROON...
KEHNE PE CHALTA NAHIN
KUCHH DINO SE MERI BHI SUNTA NAHIN
TU HI BATAA ISS DIL KA MEIN
UFF AB MEIN KYA KAROON
MEIN KYA KAROON
DIL PE MERA KABOO NAHIN
FITRAT KABHI USKI AISI THI NAHIN
TU HI BATAA IS DIL KA MEIN
UFF AB MEIN KYA KAROON
MEIN KYA KAROON
Both husband-wife looked at each other. There was a shy smile on their face. The lyricist had must known their current feelings!!!
'Raman!! We're on way to national highway!! Is your friend's farm house that far??'
'Are shit yar!! AB hi Batana tha tuj he madrasan?? Pehle muh me mungfali thi kya??'
'Haww!! KUCH Bhi!! Hamesha bevajah mujhe hi daant te ho!!'
'Are AISE pakau gaane bajati ho!! Khud Bhi pakau ho!! AB mera kya hoga matarani!!'
Suddenly the song changed...
MEIN TO AINVAY AINVAY LOOT GAYA...
'Ha Bhai!! Loot hi Gaya hoon MEIN madrasan SE pungi bajwakar.'
'Raman aap chalane MEIN dhyan rakho!! Oolta chor kotwal ko daatein!! Huh!!'
'Abe madrasan!! Jyada khich mat.. Tera lecture sun sun ke gaadi ka petrol Bhi khatam ho gaya!!'
'Aiyo murugan!! AB kya??'
'Ab bas!! Waise Bhi tu JKR hai!! Apne ghode ko siti mar ke awaaz de!!'
'Murugan!! Give me the power!! Ki MEIN inhe mara hi na daloon!!'
Raman had to stop the car aside.
'Chal utar.. KUCH bandobast karte HAIN.'
Raman saw a house at distance.
'Chalo ya rastein par hi SONA hai??'
They went to the house. Raman rang the bell.
'Yes??' And old looking man asked them.
'Sir!! We lost our way and our car stopped due to lack of petrol. Please can we stay here for tonight??'
The old man laughed with a strange laugh.
'Oho!! Beta!! Don't worry !! I'm experienced man!!'
Raman and ishita looked at each other questioningly.
'Even my father was against my marriage with shanti. But we escaped just like you and I can understand you need a private place to do ... Ahem ahem!! '
'Aiyo!!' Ishita tried to speak but raman stopped her.
'Oh uncle!! How understanding you are!! '
'Are beta!! I've gone through your this phase of life!! Come I'll arrange a special room for you.'he said winking at him. Raman smiled shyly.
'Raman.. What is thi..'
'Shhh.. Pehle room me to chalo darling!!'
****
Okay this was part one. Romance lovers will like it. It'll continue for two or three parts.
HUM DO AKELE YAHAN
'I'm not coming anywhere. You always keep shouting on me without any reason!! RAVAN kumar!! '
'Are I've said sorry like thousand times!! 2 rupaiye ka face hai aur 200 rupaiye ke nakhre!!'
'Atleast sorry to dhang SE bolo!! '
'Maa samjhao na apni bahu ko!! Dost ki party hai!! Sab ki bibi aa rahi hai!! '
'oye khotiye!! Tu khud manana apni bibi ko!! Sare vele jhagadte rehte hai dono!!'
Ishita went to her room angrily. Yes !! She was angry with him!! He is so rude!! How would she know that the pesticide was spread by her naughty hubby to get rid of raj-simran.. the haddis in their romance.
Raman came in the room and closed the door behind him. He came to his angry madrasan and hugged her from back.
'Raman, leave me. It's not going to work I'm telling you.'
He kissed her earlobes. He bit her there. She moaned.
'Raman!!'
He was going to torture her until she would say yes.
'Umm.. Okay I'm coming.'
'See my magic.' He said with a small peck on her cheek.
'Are jaldi karo na yar!! It's 8 now.'
'Ya I'm coming.'
There she was!! A sari draped beautifully around her creamy waist. Light make-up had made her look gorgeous like a nymph. Raman was lost. She came towards him and snapped her fingers in front of him. Raman gathered himself.
'Chale??' She asked huskily.
THE RKB was clean bowled from his JKR. He opened the car door for her and made her seat on right like a gentleman. Ishita was blushing hard on her husband's romantic gestures.
He drove car. Ishita played the music system.
DIL YE MERA BAS MEIN NAHIN
PEHLE KABHI AISA HOTA THA NAHIN
TU HI BATAA ISS DIL KA MEIN
AB KYA KAROON...
KEHNE PE CHALTA NAHIN
KUCHH DINO SE MERI BHI SUNTA NAHIN
TU HI BATAA ISS DIL KA MEIN
UFF AB MEIN KYA KAROON
MEIN KYA KAROON
DIL PE MERA KABOO NAHIN
FITRAT KABHI USKI AISI THI NAHIN
TU HI BATAA IS DIL KA MEIN
UFF AB MEIN KYA KAROON
MEIN KYA KAROON
Both husband-wife looked at each other. There was a shy smile on their face. The lyricist had must known their current feelings!!!
'Raman!! We're on way to national highway!! Is your friend's farm house that far??'
'Are shit yar!! AB hi Batana tha tuj he madrasan?? Pehle muh me mungfali thi kya??'
'Haww!! KUCH Bhi!! Hamesha bevajah mujhe hi daant te ho!!'
'Are AISE pakau gaane bajati ho!! Khud Bhi pakau ho!! AB mera kya hoga matarani!!'
Suddenly the song changed...
MEIN TO AINVAY AINVAY LOOT GAYA...
'Ha Bhai!! Loot hi Gaya hoon MEIN madrasan SE pungi bajwakar.'
'Raman aap chalane MEIN dhyan rakho!! Oolta chor kotwal ko daatein!! Huh!!'
'Abe madrasan!! Jyada khich mat.. Tera lecture sun sun ke gaadi ka petrol Bhi khatam ho gaya!!'
'Aiyo murugan!! AB kya??'
'Ab bas!! Waise Bhi tu JKR hai!! Apne ghode ko siti mar ke awaaz de!!'
'Murugan!! Give me the power!! Ki MEIN inhe mara hi na daloon!!'
Raman had to stop the car aside.
'Chal utar.. KUCH bandobast karte HAIN.'
Raman saw a house at distance.
'Chalo ya rastein par hi SONA hai??'
They went to the house. Raman rang the bell.
'Yes??' And old looking man asked them.
'Sir!! We lost our way and our car stopped due to lack of petrol. Please can we stay here for tonight??'
The old man laughed with a strange laugh.
'Oho!! Beta!! Don't worry !! I'm experienced man!!'
Raman and ishita looked at each other questioningly.
'Even my father was against my marriage with shanti. But we escaped just like you and I can understand you need a private place to do ... Ahem ahem!! '
'Aiyo!!' Ishita tried to speak but raman stopped her.
'Oh uncle!! How understanding you are!! '
'Are beta!! I've gone through your this phase of life!! Come I'll arrange a special room for you.'he said winking at him. Raman smiled shyly.
'Raman.. What is thi..'
'Shhh.. Pehle room me to chalo darling!!'
****
Okay this was part one. Romance lovers will like it. It'll continue for two or three parts.
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