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Originally posted by: agneeputra

nice...and romantic...trial room romance was tooo goood and delighted reading it...

Originally posted by: rnarayan

Sooo...Romantic

TS: Palat Palat Palat

*English translation added* Sorry for a rushed and a poor job.

Ruhi was finally back in the Bhalla home for good and it seemed like life had returned to the morose and dark house. Raman finally had his family complete, his son, his daughter and his wife, together under one roof living like a loud Panjabi family. Ishita had never been happier, there was bounce to her step, her smile extended to her eyes, she felt less fatigued and re-energized to tackle any and all obstacles of life.

Since her family of 3 and now became 4 Ishita had become extra busy, she had to wake up an hour earlier to ensure that both her kids were showered, fed and ready for school. Post that was the usual morning ritual of taking care of the family needs and then heading to work, only to return home and get busy with dinner preparation and now overlooking homework for 2 kids which meant bed time delayed by an hour. Ishita had been running on 4 hours of sleep without complaining because even for those 4 hours she got to crash in her husband's protective arms. With their busy work schedules added to the numerous extra curricular activities of their kids they barely could sit for a mea together let alone spend any quality time.

Since things were normalizing at home and happiness had retuned to Raman's life, the Bhallas decided to have a little celebration at home. Raman had been frustrated at his bad luck of having his lovely wife so close to him yet so far embroiled in his family duties, he decided he is going to use this celebration to the fullest by helping his JKR relax and loosen up a little so she could let her hair down for once and relax, and in the process of her relaxing if he gets to spend some stolen moments with her then even better.

The kids were going for a sleepover at the Iyers so Raman spiked all the coke bottles with Captain Morgan rum he figured this way the rest of the crew of the family will pass out sooner and he will get to spend sometime with a little tipsy and a relaxed Madrasan. Raman's plan did the trick, the Bhallas were already drinking loaded drinks and on top drinking Raman's spiked coke thinking it is regular coke. Alcohol never betrays and it didn't this time around, the Bhalla clan passed out sooner and Ishita started feeling tipsy, she started shedding her inhibition and all of sudden felt hot. The next thing Raman saw was Ishita using her saree paloo to wipe the sweat trying to discern the situation so before things could get out of hand, Raman pulled Ishita in their bedroom and handed her another glass of coke'.

R: Yeh lo pee lo thandak aa jayegi

R: Here drink this, you will feel better

I: Mujhe chakkar aa raha hai

I: I am feeling dizzy Raman

R: Arre heat stroke hoga yeh dehydration, chup karo pee lo

R: It might be a heat stroke or you might be dehydrated, just listen to me for once and drink this.

Within 10 minutes of drinking that 4th drink, Ishita had crossed over from being tipsy to fully drunk, she suddenly got up and marched over to Raman who had just changed and was coming out of the bathroom.

I: Aap kitne cute ho

I: You are so cute!

R: Hain? Cute? Main? Raavan aur cute?

R: Cute..me? Raavan and cute?

Raman knew he had her exactly where he wanted so he tried to egg her on

R: Tumhara dimag to kharab nahi hogaya, pagal Madrasan...

R: You have lost your marbles, you mad Madrasan...

Next thing he heard was a loud scream

I: RAMAAANNN main pagal nahi ho...

I: RAMAAANN do not call me mad

Raman rushed to cover her mouth fearing that her loud mouth might wake up the rest of the clan which would ruin his plan of spending time with her.

R: Acha sorry pagal main hoon, meri maa

R: Okay sorry, I won't call you mad, I am mad okay meri maa (mom but not literally 😆)

Ishita while uncontrollably giggling said,

I: RAMAAANNN main maa nahi hoon main Ishima hoon

I: RAMAAANN silly I am not maa I am Ishimaa

Raman was amused by her childishness and was thoroughly enjoying this disinhibited Ishita albeit a loud one, so before this loud Madrasan of his would ruin his plan by speaking loudly and waking everyone up, he turned on the TV to drown out her volume.

Even God was showering his love on Raman today because the TV program was playing top 20 Romantic hits of all times, so Raman dimmed the light while Ishita was mesmerized by the TV and the songs, as Raman was approaching Ishita she suddenly started mouthing Kajol's lines from DDLJ.

Aisa pehli baar hua hai satrah athrah saalon mein
Undekha anjaana koi aane laga hai khayalon mein
Aankhon ki khidki par ek saya sa lehrata hai
Dil ke darwaze par koi dastak de ke jaata hai
Gheri gheri kaali aankhen mujhse mujhko poochti hai
Haaton ki rekhaon mein ek chehra sa ban jata hai
Uski saanse resham jaisi gaalo ko chu jaati hai
Uske haaton ki khushboo hai ab tak mere balon mein
Haan, aisa pehli baar hua hai satrah athrah saalon mein
Undekha anjaana koi aane laga hai khayalon mein

this has happened first time in 17-18 years of my life,

an unknown unseen stranger comes in my dreams,

an illusion is cast in front of my eyes,

someone knocks at the door of my heart,

my deep black eyes seem to ask me,

a face formation seems to from the lines on my palm,

his sliky breaths touches my cheeks,

the fragrance of his hands is still there in my hair,

this has happened to me first time in 17-18 years of my life,

an unknown unseen stranger comes in my dreams

Translation from: https://urduwallahs.wordpress.com/2012/11/28/aisa-pehli-baar-hua-hai/

To say that Raman was startled and shocked beyond his wits would be an understatement, with his jaw dropped and touching the floor he sat next to her with an amazement of a little kid entering a candy store. He wanted to explore this side of Madrasan, his wife who mouths shayaris from movies, hums along songs and recites poems while looking at him with eyes full of passion. Where was this Ishita for the past year?

I: Kya ghoor rahe hoo, pata hain maine yeh movie 20 times dekhe hai. You know I also dreamt that one day I will be in Switzerland lost in the middle of nowhere surrounded by snow capped mountains, lakes and never ending green that touched horizon. This poem that Kajol says before meeting SRK, I had memorized it thinking I will also meet this man who only appears in my dream.

I: Why are you staring at me, do you know I have watched this movie more than 20 times.

Ramam was bewildered by this Ishita, he didn't know how to react meanwhile Ishita kept on repeating the poem in her drunken state till finally Raman spoke up.

R: Toh did that man of your dreams ever enter your reality?

With a smug smile on his face he expected her to nod and shy away but instead her reply took him by surprise and the bewilderment only grew.

I: Nahi kahan yaar, where can one find men like SRK anymore. In reality you only get Raavan, who screams, who calls me fat, who calls me JKR like it's a term of endearment, how am I supposed to be dreamy about such a man! Tabhi toh let the man of my dreams be in my dreams, he will remain Undekha anjaana for me.

Raman got furious and jerked away her hand that he was holding all this time.

R: Oh hello besharam aurat, 2-3 peg kya pee liye aise behuda baatein kar rahi hoon. Dosre mard ki baatein apne pati ke samne. Pagal madrasan. Aur yeh kya hai 17-18 salo ka sapne, kabhi sapne itne lambe nahi hote. Bekar sapna, bekar movie aur faltu lines. Aur kya SRK SRK kar rahi ho, main toh sirf drink karta hoon but SRK is a chain smoker tabh bhi uski haathon ki khusboo tumhare baalon main hain, khusboo lekin cigarette ki khusboo, jab Asthma hoga iss cigarette ki khusboo se toh aa jana iss khadoos Raavan ke paas.

R: Shameless woman, this is how you talk about other men in front of your husband. Mad Madsrasan, and what kind of stupid dream lasts for 17-18 years, no dream last that long. Stupid dream, stupid poem, stupid movie and idiotic lines. And what is this SRK SRK SRK, you taunt me and call me Raavan when I only drink your SRK not only drinks but is a chain smoker. That fragrance of his hands that linger in your hair is the stench of his cigarettes you idiotic woman. When you get Asthma from that stench then you will come back running to his brute Raavan.

I: Dekha khadoos Raavan abh bhi daant rahe ho,

I: You are brute! Look you are still yelling at me.

She kissed him on his cheek and kept her head on his shoulder while saying,

I: Shhh dekho kitna pyaara gaane aa raha hai, chalo saath main gaate hain

i: Shhh be quite look what a beautiful song is playing on the TV, let's sing it together.

Raman couldn't believe her audacity, not only did she call him khadoos she was openly dreaming about SRK and memorizing poems for this stupid actor and here he was thinking that he will get her to loosen up and may be spend some lovely moments with her. Raman jerked her head off and was about to start walking when Ishita held his hand and said,

I: Ishita agar tujh se yeh khadoos Raavan pyaar karta hain toh yeh paltega

I: Ishita if this brute Ravaan kumar loves you then we will turn around... (Palate = turn around)

Palat...

Palat...

Palat...