Feminist v/s Fangirl - An Eternal Battle On Deal and Athai's Beau.
I'm still wondering how you manage to outdo yourself, and all our crazy expectations (Ummm... you know all about those, right?) time and time again.
How do you manage that?
(Feminist: She's a woman. And she's AWESOME.
Fangirl: She's given me R&B. And keeps giving me more. She's AMAZING.
Feminist: Do we actually agree on something?! 😲)
Have to talk about these:
1. II waking up worried that R&B had left.
(Feminist: What is wrong with you?! You're supposed to be a strong-willed, independent woman! #HopelessCase
Fangirl: Awww! R&B would never abandon you like that. #SuchACutie)
2. II's embarrassment after finding R&B lounging on the couch.
(Feminist: Yenn di? Yedukku embarrassed? Unnoda fiance. Avan mattun thaan unn pinnadi engeyum vara mudiyuma? [Why di? Why embarassed? Your fiance. Only he can come behind you anywhere as he pleases?] #YouCanDoAsYouPlease
Fangirl: Pfft! Why would you run away when you find him? Go jump on him, take a bite or two. Run away? #HopelessCase)
3. R&B's immediate concern is II's health.
(Fangirl: Ayyo! Ayyoo! Such a sweetheart he is. And you are insecure about him, II? #Swoon
Feminist: Umm. Excuse me?! She's perfectly capable of taking care of herself. She's been alive for 27 years already, you know? #Humph)
4. R&B-II conversation about his ring. 🤣
(Feminist: Pfft! Why are you justifying yourself? Thought you said you had no fiance!! 👎🏼
Fangirl: Yenn di. Unaku vera yedum sensible-a excuse kedakalaya? [Why di? You didn't have any sensible excuse?] 🤣)
5. R&B putting the ring back on II.
(Fangirl: ::swoons in an attempt to fall into R&B's arms::
Feminist: ::shakes head ruefully:: Where the hell am I stuck?!)
6. "I want u to text me every morning when u get to work and evening when u return home?"
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Feminist: Yenn da? Ivalavu kozhuppa onakku? Nee Paris pove ival kitta sollame, aval Jaipur kooda poga mudiyatha? [
Why you? So arrogant you are? You can go to Paris without informing her, and she can't even go to Jaipur?] Who do you think you are to control her? Even Appa has never made such ludicrous demands. 😡
Fangirl: Shaddup, Feminist. He's just being a sensible, protective fiance. Can I please, please get a clone of his? )
7. The conversation that followed the above. HILARIOUS. (Fangirl & Feminist are too busy laughing to argue.)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8. "You thought I left didn't you?"
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Fangirl: He noticed. He realised. Such an amazing man.
::overflowing tears of joy::Feminist: Actually, I was hoping you'd actually left. Besides, you've not even managed to assure your fiancee of her permanence in your life. Such an idiotic man.
::exasperated eye-roll::Me: ::praying for #TheDhamaka:: )
9. R&B picking II up to take her to bed. And the snuggling and sweet-talking that ensues.
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Feminist: ::snorts::
Fangirl: ::staring off dreamily into space:: )
10. II's jealousy when it comes to Shravu.
#NotShravu'sFaveAnymore #SoAdorable 11. II-Akka conversation, especially "Us se zyaada handsome aur mere jitna bolta hai". And, it's almost true! He's been talking a lot more, and is definitely more handsome after her finger-kangi.
#AlmostNotALiarAnymore 🤣(
Fangirl: More handsome than R&B?! Pfft. Find such a man first. 😈
Feminist: No comments.😳 )
12. "Athaiya kalyanam panniko"
🤣
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Fangirl: You wouldn't stand for it. You're all talk.
Feminist: Way to go girl! Though. I hope you actually mean it! 👍🏼)
This time around there was enough fodder for the Feminist also. 😆
Feminist: II had the last word this time around (Wait. She almost always does. Along with the first, middle and a lot of the other words. Damn.).
Fangirl: I'm waiting for the day when R&B has the last word. (I'm sure it'll come. Someday.)
Me: Shut up, both of you! You've had your say. Now let me speak. Bugger off. NOW!
(Feminist & Fangirl sulk in the corner)I really think they should address the insecurities that II has.
Her ability to beat around the bush and never acknowledge them straight out.
That's going to be one of the largest roadblocks in their relationship.
Apart from R&B's stoic silence.
::dramatic sigh::Will I ever get
#TheDhamaka? 🥺
EDIT:
Just realised I spent almost 45 mins writing a review. And. It's almost as long as an update. 😲
Edited by Arya1991 - 10 years ago