Boy, you guys in for a treat today, something better than Kos-pints this is !!!
Presenting the original Queen of Kostins -- Max, the girl who can make you laugh anytime, anywhere with her awesomeness ... a very close friend of mine and one of the smartest person I know 🤗
Yup ... this is what it our skype IM chat looks like when MARU discuss YHM. So without further ado ... Maxu & Paru ... MARU productions present:
Bechaari Ishita's week in review
Monday: Vandita's surprise party and on the menu was Ishita's heart.
Tuesday: Sexytime moment, kuch kuch hua. Phir good night.
Wednesday: Sanjana ne bechaari ke dhadakte dil ka cardiac arrest kar diya.
Thursday: Naada day. Literally nada. Kuch nahi hua.
Friday: Shagun pulled the wool over her eyes. Maha Satyanash.
Starting with Monday Mania:
Max: Everyone is relating all their sexytime moments...waise I'd rather die than hear about my parents' romance.
Paru: And it cums with a serving of Pervy's chilli peppers.
Max: Even Mr. and Mrs.Bhalla have had a dori scene in YHM before Raman and Ishita. Satyanash.
Paru: Also both the Bhalla & Iyer Dad's have a fetish for lambe ghane baal ... but Puttar is all into brahmcharya so recommends mundan for biwi.
Max: LOL 😆
Paru: Yaar waise wait ...didnt Pervy think Puttar's brahmacharya has broken when biwi pulls him in for the open ZIP?
Max: Nahi nahi...he's planning for the future. Mundan se baal aur ghane bathe hain. By the time he's ready to sleep with his wife, it will grow back.
Paru: You mean when he is as old as the other couples. Didn't you notice everyone was STILL old in their jawaani ke FB's?
Max: Ha Ha
Paru: Hmmm ...and everyone saw the pulling "In" done by Ishita ...think it was meant as some symbolic shit.
Max: Ok, dickoding: Ishita pulling Raman in means she's ready to take the next step. Raman pulling his zip up means he is not 😛
Max: Tuesday ko Shagun talks about how she and her nerdy husband had sex all the time. (We know Shagun. You have 2 kids to show for it).
Paru: And Simmy dissapears for the week leaving Param in Shagun's capable hands. So we see Pervy enjoying all the Saxxxy talk ... coz that's what he likes best... people doing IT.
Max: On a side note- Shagun only ever had sex with nerdy Raman. Sexy Raman will have better moves forsho. Ishita- some things are worth waiting for.
Paru: Oh pleej ...Nerdy Raman had so much going for him. Even an affair with Sanjana which he had no bleddy clue about.
Max: Then Raman decided he needs to break his sexy moves out for his diljala wife.
Paru: Coz that's what you do to up Biwi's mood ... dance in the rains at midnight on the unsafe streets of Delhi ...psst where teens drink & drive (remember Adi? Remember Shagun?)
Max: Dance was too sexy man. They almost...he almost....he even came close to...touching her face.
Paru: Yes ... the underlined word is almost. But but ... I was still thinking at the back of my mind -- why does Ishita's dress have a dori. Damn my brains for whirring even when saxxxy is on :(
Max: And here I am ... still humming Kabhi jo basal barse...mein dekhoon tujhe aankhen bharke, tu lage mujhe pehli baarish ki dua. Lekin donon ne theek se dua nahin maangi, kyunki sexy gaane ke baad dono ghar jaake so gaye 😛
Paru: woh bhi alag alag 😲
Max: Advice to Raman- Chance pe dance karna seekho beta, chance pe dance.
Paru: And woke up to be grumpy Puttar and sneezy Biwi again ... for a sec there I wondered if Ishita was allergic to Puttar, but thank god he sneezed too. So we are still good for Cons-woos-&-motions in a couple of years.
Max: Raman and Ishita are like the 7 dwarves rolled into one- Grumpy, Happy, Doc, Sneezy, Bashful, Sleepy and Dopey
Paru: When has anyone of them been dopey?
Max: Ishita was extremely dopey when she was singing Kolaveri, no?
Paru: ROFL. So that's why she is still dopey ... dopey nuff to go bonding with Sanjana and believe that Raman went necking with her while they were still in diapers?
Max: Pediatric dentist ke pati ka Pediatric pyaar 😆
Paru: Pediatric pati pe phir phata adult wala vul-cano ... Nerdy Raman learned a lot from all the women in his life and saxxy Raman made a beeline for the door.
Max: Yup ... Ishita ne machaaya room mein halla. Raman ka ho gaya dahi-Bhalla. He did what any smart husband would do. He up & left.
Paru: Thursday was a bore. Jab Raman got kinky and wore Biwi's saree. Biwi was not impressed and left without a Cheee. Bas.
Max: Honestly, if a grown man can't put a drawstring through his pajamas, I'd just give him a safety pin and wish him good luck. Waise, biwi ye sab ke liye chahiye. Aur raat ko- bed aur couch have furniture sex while Raman and Ishita snore. Batao.
Paru: BTW ... just watching K3G on mute ... Hritik Roshan was a girly in the movie yaar. He cries with an aarti ka thaal in his hands ... OMG soapy bahu dj vu.
Max: ROFL. Keh do na, keh do na...you are my Sonia. I finally understood who was singing to whom in that song 😆
Paru: LMAO ... but thank the lord there's no Soniye in YHM. Coz I am so done with the aSs-iness goin arnd in the show. All folks who have names from S end up as bitches, even the men. That is why Toshi ji is part bitchy coz her real name is Santoshi 😆
Max: And coming to Frikkin Hilarious Friday - the only episode I watched this week. Ishita wanted Mihir to meet his long lost sister whom he has told her he hates. So she chooses to invite this sister (who tried to break up his marriage) to his Tilak ceremony. Makes total sense to me.
Paru: Yes ... and Shagun & Ishita are such nice "sautans" ... they not only share a pati, but the same brain. Currently Shagun is using it while Ishita is working on zilch.
Max: But Pervy is smart enough for 6 people. He has about 17 brains. Can he lend one or two to Ishita?
Paru: Yeah well ... he won't give one to rakhi ki behna now that she has broken the brahmacharya of her pati. Baahhh ... to think he made the efforts to return to Dahi Bhalla Land, all to find that saale saab already had the dahi-bhalla 😆
Max: Actually sale saab has only had a taste of the dahi. Bhalla abhi (forum ka) bhala karne tak toh pahuncha nahin hai 😈
Paru: Waise must say the only thing logical ystrday was Ruhi-Shravu calling upon Paati to corner the chor ... coz no one goes bonkers better than dear Mrs. Iyer. I have hopes for the kids.
Max: Yes, Raman and Ishita won't stick up for each other, but Shravu and Ruhi are the best. I love the bachchas.
Here is the final 5 minutes of Friday- the most hilarious part of the episode in which we watsapp'ed each other in between watching & laughing like hyenas.
Dumb, Dumber or Dumbest
Ishita - I present your sister.
Mihir - I have no sister.
Ishita - Oh but you do. Here she is.
Mihir - I have no relationship with this girl.
Ishita - She is your sister. Just accept it dude.
Paru: Can you please just say you don't know this damn woman.
Max: But that would mean clarifying the situation. Clarity is to YHM what mud is to water.
Mihir - I hate my sister.
Ishita - It's my husband who is to blame here for the affair.
Raman - What??? Don't pull me in. You guys are doing good on your own.
Maxu & Paru: 🤣
Mihir - I don't know who she is.
Ishita - Look this girl has a SOB story like yours and no brother. So just take her.
Max: Yes, please. Just take her and end this now. Or accept Pammi aunty as your sister. Even Subbu's mom. Anyone. Please. Coz Ishita ain't giving up till you have a behen.
Paru: For the love of God Mihir, since you refuse to spell it out. Just say yes and accept this behen not that she is an improvement on the earlier one.
Max: Raman gives up. Kone mein jaake baith gaya bechaara.
Paru: While Ishita fights tooth & nail to bring Sanjana as her new saut coz just having Shagun is such a bore.
Shagun: I am your saut. I am so smart. You are so good samaj sevak stupid dentist woman.
Ishita: Feeling stupid.
Raman: Still sulking in kona.
Max: Just one kostin though - Shagun called herself a sautan. Does she think it's a compliment?
Paru: errr.
Maxu on the Precap: Purnimaji joins the party. Poor Mihir. He didn't want a sister. Ab toh Maa bhi tapak gayi 😆
Paru: While Raman bechara wonders which one of the three women would he find in his bedroom tonight - crazy ex, crazy wife or the woman he does not remember.
Paru: BTW... mohabbatein in YHM can be both creepy & weird. Err was Vandu wearing the same paunchy belly as was worn by NERdy RaMAN in his FB ?
Max: Thank you for that imagery. I won't be sleeping tonight.
Paru: Bye Maxu. Love you and love YHM the mostest 😛
Max: Bye Paru. Love you too. And love YHM the mostest 😛
PS -- Most of this is from the chat we were having on IM today so basically we are crazy without trying much.
PPS -- Calling on Maxu to do the Kostins/ Kos-pints one day next week. I called, so you're in. No way, can you say no to me girl 🤗
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