Bistar Yeh Tera Mera.. Jang Ka Maidaan Hai
Before I start I would like to say that the following content is completely gibberish and makes zero sense so please read at your own risk.. I don't wanna be the cause of people's dead brain cells. π
*ahem* As I promised to some of you (specifically Oishi) that I would make a post the day SOMETHING in IshRa's bedroom breaks! ππ And what better than the BED BREAKING?! RIGHT?! π²π Now with this whole bed breaking business there is also a story.. yes a lot of things in my life start with a story.. please deal with it. π
So a few months ago when I became active on this forum back in April.. I was discussing with Nikki and Pri about how IshRa romance should be completely hatke and a lot more passionate than any other jodi. So the first thing that came to my mind was the concept of "PALANG TOD" yess my tharki mind came up with this in an instant.. don't blame me.. blame my over active hormones. π
Anyway so that was one of the number one things on my wishlist to see an IshRa Palang Tod scene and what a fulfillment of a wish. Thank you creatives for listening to your loyal fans.. I feel appreciated. π The happiness inside me had now boundaries after watching today's palang tod, dhinchaak, hatke Ishra Scene βΊοΈ aaj koi mera mood nahin kharab kar sakta cuz I am HAPPY beyond words! π
Okay now on to the scene:-
The way Raman came in all happy and jolly.. looked like Happy Bhalla was back! π Then he goes on saying how Ruhi is not in the room tonight either π although he said I get the bed ALL to myself his expressions were saying: "dude.. duaghter's gone, it's only you and the wifey.. you gotta get laid tonight son!" π but as always in YHM land dil mein kuch aur muh mein kuch aur π€£
Then bechaara Happy Bhalla jumps on his bed, literally and the damn thing breaks! π€£ It was possibly one of the FUNNIEST moments in YHM and my poor KP, I hope he really didn't injure himself the dude looked like he really got hurt! π And then comes the baarish of one liners by Mr. Grumpy Bhalla.. toote hue palang ne paani pher diya bechaare ke happy mood pe! π€£
"peet tod di meri".. "nahin gudgudi ho rahi hai mujhe".. "kya kushti ladti ho ispe?".."ghar mei sab kuch toota hua hai yaar".. -- I present to you a very pissed off Mr. Raman Kumar Bhalla ladies and gentlemen. π€£
Hai Bhagwaan.. the amount of one liners that spewed from his mouth.. tauba tauba.. RKB you are the best.. HANDS DOWN. π
Oh and I loved how Ishu said "you male chauvinistic p--" but couldn't say the word pig instead she said beep? ππ good one Ishu! π€£
And of course RKB takes the couch leaving wifey dearest to hug the floor.. sorry I mean sleep on the floor. ππ€£ (I told you guys I have over active hormones..bola tha na?) π
The next scene just BLEW MY MIND AWAY. I was in awe. In shock. In happy tears. ALL AT ONCE. π²π³
RKB DID THE UNTHINKABLE. He almost fell on Ishu and landed in POSITION 69. π²βΊοΈ the NEXT best thing that could happen after Palang Tod. βΊοΈ This is where my happiness increased and I was screaming in joy because my FAVORITE NUMBER was virtually displayed on screen by my one true love Raman Kumar Bhalla. βΊοΈπ€£ TAKE A BOW RKB. ONLY YOU SWEET HEART ONLY YOU. ππ
Thank goodness Ishu was sleeping or else the poor girl would have something big staring at her right near her mouth. π³ that is ALL i'm going to say (smart ones please read in between the lines) π€£π€£π€£
Oh and FINALLY. FINALLY we see a smart, sensible and a MANLY RKB who takes the choice of sleeping on that SINGLE BED.. right NEXT TO his wifey! βΊοΈ THANK YOU RAVAN KUMAR FOR BEING A MAN. THANK YOU SO MUCH. π€£π€£ you have NO IDEA how I and the rest of the forumwaasis are happy that you took the first step.YOU DESERVE A STANDING OVATION. πππ€£π€£
Smarty pants bhalla takes a small pillow instead of a big one with him.. hehehe sneaky pants.. I see you! πππ
Pre-Cap: Are you guys sure these are grown up adults? πππ WHO THE EFF SCREAMS WHEN THEY SEE THIER HUSBAND/WIFE SLEEPING NEXT TO THEM!? WHO?! PLEASE TELL ME! SOMEONE. π€£π€£π€£ These two will ALWAYS remain dhakkans.. but MY sweet pyaare pyaare dhakkans. *muaaah* π³
Tomorrow's "morning after" scene will be hilarious.. I just wanna tell Ishu that: sweet heart, your hubby is ready.. it's about time you tend his needs.. and no I'm not talking about making food for him and taking out his clothes from the cupboard and what not.. this one only requires taking clothes off. ππ€£π€£
okay I should leave before little kids come asking me innocent questions which I can not and will NEVER answer. π€£
"bistar yeh tera mera.. arrey jang ka maidaan hai" (quite literally) π
This line from the song "ishqyaun dishqyaun" really inspired me to make this post.. please decipher it in your own.. it can be interpreted in more than one way, just saying. π
PS. DivAn. How do you guys do it? Just HOW?! btw I could tell there were continuity shots.. lage raho! ππ€£π€£ (My BGDs/KKG's will understand this) π
PPS. Yo dhakkans.. if you both scream like this right now.. what the HELL are you guys gonna do on your suhaag raat.. God Bless your neighbors. π³π€£π€£
..Okay I PROMISE I'm leaving.. π€£ but not before posting this! ππ (you may interpret this in which ever way possible) ππ
Hasta lavista kiddos.. don't kill me. π
--Garima
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