Bistar Yeh Tera Mera..Jang Ka Maidaan Hai

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Bistar Yeh Tera Mera.. Jang Ka Maidaan Hai

Before I start I would like to say that the following content is completely gibberish and makes zero sense so please read at your own risk.. I don't wanna be the cause of people's dead brain cells. πŸ˜†

*ahem* As I promised to some of you (specifically Oishi) that I would make a post the day SOMETHING in IshRa's bedroom breaks! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜† And what better than the BED BREAKING?! RIGHT?! πŸ˜²πŸ˜† Now with this whole bed breaking business there is also a story.. yes a lot of things in my life start with a story.. please deal with it. πŸ˜†

So a few months ago when I became active on this forum back in April.. I was discussing with Nikki and Pri about how IshRa romance should be completely hatke and a lot more passionate than any other jodi. So the first thing that came to my mind was the concept of "PALANG TOD" yess my tharki mind came up with this in an instant.. don't blame me.. blame my over active hormones. πŸ˜†

Anyway so that was one of the number one things on my wishlist to see an IshRa Palang Tod scene and what a fulfillment of a wish. Thank you creatives for listening to your loyal fans.. I feel appreciated. πŸ˜† The happiness inside me had now boundaries after watching today's palang tod, dhinchaak, hatke Ishra Scene ☺️ aaj koi mera mood nahin kharab kar sakta cuz I am HAPPY beyond words! πŸ˜†

Okay now on to the scene:-

The way Raman came in all happy and jolly.. looked like Happy Bhalla was back! πŸ˜† Then he goes on saying how Ruhi is not in the room tonight either πŸ˜‰ although he said I get the bed ALL to myself his expressions were saying: "dude.. duaghter's gone, it's only you and the wifey.. you gotta get laid tonight son!" πŸ˜† but as always in YHM land dil mein kuch aur muh mein kuch aur 🀣

Then bechaara Happy Bhalla jumps on his bed, literally and the damn thing breaks! 🀣 It was possibly one of the FUNNIEST moments in YHM and my poor KP, I hope he really didn't injure himself the dude looked like he really got hurt! πŸ˜† And then comes the baarish of one liners by Mr. Grumpy Bhalla.. toote hue palang ne paani pher diya bechaare ke happy mood pe! 🀣

"peet tod di meri".. "nahin gudgudi ho rahi hai mujhe".. "kya kushti ladti ho ispe?".."ghar mei sab kuch toota hua hai yaar".. -- I present to you a very pissed off Mr. Raman Kumar Bhalla ladies and gentlemen. 🀣

Hai Bhagwaan.. the amount of one liners that spewed from his mouth.. tauba tauba.. RKB you are the best.. HANDS DOWN. πŸ˜†

Oh and I loved how Ishu said "you male chauvinistic p--" but couldn't say the word pig instead she said beep? πŸ˜†πŸ˜† good one Ishu! 🀣

And of course RKB takes the couch leaving wifey dearest to hug the floor.. sorry I mean sleep on the floor. πŸ˜•πŸ€£ (I told you guys I have over active hormones..bola tha na?) πŸ˜†

The next scene just BLEW MY MIND AWAY. I was in awe. In shock. In happy tears. ALL AT ONCE. 😲😳

RKB DID THE UNTHINKABLE. He almost fell on Ishu and landed in POSITION 69. 😲☺️ the NEXT best thing that could happen after Palang Tod. ☺️ This is where my happiness increased and I was screaming in joy because my FAVORITE NUMBER was virtually displayed on screen by my one true love Raman Kumar Bhalla. ☺️🀣 TAKE A BOW RKB. ONLY YOU SWEET HEART ONLY YOU. πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Thank goodness Ishu was sleeping or else the poor girl would have something big staring at her right near her mouth. 😳 that is ALL i'm going to say (smart ones please read in between the lines) 🀣🀣🀣

Oh and FINALLY. FINALLY we see a smart, sensible and a MANLY RKB who takes the choice of sleeping on that SINGLE BED.. right NEXT TO his wifey! ☺️ THANK YOU RAVAN KUMAR FOR BEING A MAN. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 🀣🀣 you have NO IDEA how I and the rest of the forumwaasis are happy that you took the first step.YOU DESERVE A STANDING OVATION. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ€£πŸ€£

Smarty pants bhalla takes a small pillow instead of a big one with him.. hehehe sneaky pants.. I see you! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Pre-Cap: Are you guys sure these are grown up adults? πŸ˜•πŸ˜†πŸ˜† WHO THE EFF SCREAMS WHEN THEY SEE THIER HUSBAND/WIFE SLEEPING NEXT TO THEM!? WHO?! PLEASE TELL ME! SOMEONE. 🀣🀣🀣 These two will ALWAYS remain dhakkans.. but MY sweet pyaare pyaare dhakkans. *muaaah* 😳

Tomorrow's "morning after" scene will be hilarious.. I just wanna tell Ishu that: sweet heart, your hubby is ready.. it's about time you tend his needs.. and no I'm not talking about making food for him and taking out his clothes from the cupboard and what not.. this one only requires taking clothes off. πŸ˜‰πŸ€£πŸ€£

okay I should leave before little kids come asking me innocent questions which I can not and will NEVER answer. 🀣

"bistar yeh tera mera.. arrey jang ka maidaan hai"
(quite literally) πŸ˜†

This line from the song "ishqyaun dishqyaun" really inspired me to make this post.. please decipher it in your own.. it can be interpreted in more than one way, just saying. πŸ˜†

PS. DivAn. How do you guys do it? Just HOW?! btw I could tell there were continuity shots.. lage raho! πŸ˜‰πŸ€£πŸ€£ (My BGDs/KKG's will understand this) πŸ˜†

PPS. Yo dhakkans.. if you both scream like this right now.. what the HELL are you guys gonna do on your suhaag raat.. God Bless your neighbors. 😳🀣🀣

..Okay I PROMISE I'm leaving.. 🀣 but not before posting this! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜† (you may interpret this in which ever way possible) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


Hasta lavista kiddos.. don't kill me. πŸ˜†

--Garima

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serendipity. thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Ress
FIRSTLY...
yo. baby.
yo. yes. you know what happened?!
YESS YESS, THE FREAKIN BED FINALLY BROKEEE! WOOOHOOO!

okay, so the thing was... i was... actually... we were all... literally waiting ... ke toot jaye... ab toot jaye... ABEY TOOT JA YAAR!! please? aaj tootja? :( couch toot jaye? :( bed tootjaye? KUCH tootjaaye...? but BED... please mere bhai tootja naaa?! :'(

but ... the bed was like:

=/ and then... F I N A L L Y Y Y ...
F I N A L L Y ,
It broke. YES! IT BROKE! IT FREAKIN DID!
itni mehnat ke baad!

KHAIR, hogaya. toot gaya. Finally... but then, as you know... we watch YHM with absolutely no expectations! so i kept telling these people NOT to expect, but hope for the best (our only way of life, agenda, motto, EVERYTHING ;)) LOL

okay honestly, straight to the point... when Raman jii took this decision to sleep close to wifey dear... CHIPAK KE... i was like.. bas khatam. Ab toh ho hi gaya! yes yes yes THIS IS IT. THEY DO IT TODAY, BABY!

toh yeah i was like waah, ooper wale ki qudrat dekho. aaj toh kuch hua hi hua... but then... precap ki cheekh... first reactions... 🀣:
then
Ishita... Ishu beta... CHUP hoja... bahar aawaz gayi toh MAIN DEED nahi karpaaoge.

KHAIR. THE SHRILLY CHEEKH WAS AWESOME. I CANT WAIT TILL THE MAIN DEED HAPPENS. DONO CHEEKHENGE! 🀣 🀣 ;)
LOLOL bye :P
Edited by serendipity. - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Res to kar rahi hoon. but title dekhke dar lag raha hai πŸ˜† edit kar paaongi ki nahin ????
*** EDITED... sirf Garima ke liye πŸ˜³πŸ˜†

Once upon a time a few months ago, there was a wild friday or saturday night, where i heard someone say palang tod... and I was like... KUCCH BHI... Hindi serial hai... so what if its at 11 PM. there are some things, that aren't happening... but let me not burst any bubbles tonight...



Then came tonight's episode...I saw the 'said' palang tod scene... and i was like... OK... chalo kucch to hua... and we got some lines out of it



and THEN came the 'other' scene... the one that wasn't advertised. BUT BUT BUT... I was like, OMG, someone's been stalking our ATs n KK threads... warna koun us begign se number ke peeche padta... i controlled my thoughts (you know me, how shareef I am)... and then I saw your post and I am like... Garima ACTUALLY spelled it out on her post ???? How effing charged up is she, after watching the epi...

long story short, your post, for me, was like


Edited by always_a_TV_fan - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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OMGGG..kya kamaal ki post hei yaar...i cudnt stop laughing 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
🀣
ur analyse of position 69...OMMYGG🀣🀣

Edited by nehaarshi09 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: always_a_TV_fan

Res to kar rahi hoon. but title dekhke dar lag raha hai πŸ˜† edit kar paaongi ki nahin ????


KAR DO LUCKY KAR DO! Tumhe meri kasam! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Reswa loved Ranis hipshake πŸ˜†

OK I knew ki kal bahot saare posts banana wale hai on KK's entry πŸ˜†πŸ˜‰ N this is one of the best amongst them πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Loved ur detailed analysis ahem even of things that some 11 year olds will not understand.

But d herione yaar seriously i was hoping for her to see nazara n get shocked πŸ˜† Raman was fighting his inner demons (lust desire) on that couch n aching to go n touch her, he didn't knew what happened to him πŸ˜† he just fell on her on my god it was so funny I Laughed out loud twice at least πŸ˜†

The camera angle direction and the actors position was so hilarious dunno how they shot this keeping a straight faceπŸ‘ πŸ˜†πŸ€£

Then he decided to sleep next to her in that small lil place smart pants πŸ˜†πŸ˜‰ He knew he is gnu to be comfortable only next to her and issliye who couch was so uncomfortable for him he is happy in ittusa jagah but he wanted to b close to her 😳

N precap mein toh prove hogaya ki yeh dono 11years old se bhi chote hai 😲I was like

Edited by mnr123 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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hahah i must say awesome and hillarious post..🀣 u made it more funny by your post..πŸ˜†

PPS. Yo dhakkans.. if you both scream like this right now.. what the HELL are you guys gonna do on your suhaag raat.. God Bless your neighbors.

haha 🀣🀣 hell yeahh..πŸ˜ƒ your tittle is super awesome and funny..🀣
totally loved your post..πŸ˜³πŸ˜†
Edited by Shez.Ishra09 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Shez.Ishra09

hahah i must say awesome and hillarious post..🀣 u made it more funny by your post..πŸ˜†

PPS. Yo dhakkans.. if you both scream like this right now.. what the HELL are you guys gonna do on your suhaag raat.. God Bless your neighbors.

haha 🀣🀣 hell yeahh..πŸ˜ƒ
totally loved your post..πŸ˜³πŸ˜†


Awww thanks sweet heart! πŸ€— So nice of you yaar! πŸ˜ƒ Glad you enjoyed! 😳
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Posted: 11 years ago
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You did it. Bed toota and teacher jee ka post aya. 😎 Awesome Post. πŸ€—
Dil ki gutter panti ubhar ubhar ke coming out. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜†

Exactly how many dream got fulfilled today? First then Palang tod romance and then we got 69. Haww? 😲 😲 Who ever thought we will finally get some MATURE romance and that too 69 wala mature? 🀣

Thank goodness Ishu was sleeping or
else the poor girl would have
something big staring at her right
near her mouth. that is ALL i'm
going to say (smart ones please read
in between the lines)

🀣 🀣 🀣 This is my favourite part of the whole post. kya bol diya? 😳 🀣 🀣

And the PPS 🀣 🀣 They have broken bed already, SR me kya kya break hoga? 🀣
Edited by Oishi_sonu - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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First and foremost ... Gari ... JA πŸ‘πŸ€£ πŸ‘πŸ€£ πŸ‘πŸ€£ πŸ‘πŸ€£ πŸ‘πŸ€£

Awesome and hilarious post ... and what a title !!!!
So my views... you know them ... but what the heck ...phir se sun... umm I mean padh πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
I swear your highlight of that post in April was "Palang tod romance" and since then we all knew your biggest kwaish along with our wish was to see .. the bed break... 🀣
Both hubby wifey were in such good moods ... ishmiling ishmiling ... and me thinking...koi to faida uthao πŸ˜†
But when he said ...Ruhi bhi nahin hain...poora bistar mera... like you I was thinking... yes yes the whole bed is yours... so man just get the coffee maker at max speed πŸ˜ƒ 🀣
But RKB throwing himself on the bed... and what a fall... I mean EPIC !! 🀣.. He landed flat on his back... and the noise of the bed coming crashing down... I mean all four sides hanging 🀣🀣🀣... and all IRB can say is Aiyoo 🀣
And what a truckload of one liners... the best for me were ... Nahin gudgudi ho rahi hain mujhe...Kya kushti ladti ho ispe... ghar me sab kuch toota hua hai yaar...Tumhari English Speaking classes khatam ho jaye to light band kardena 🀣🀣🀣
RKB tossing and turning... I mean trying to toss and turn 🀣🀣.. and then BAM ... He lands over her... yes yes in position 69 🀣🀣🀣.. I swear if this woman was awake ... I quote you Gari "something big staring at her right near her mouth" 🀣🀣🀣...I guess this is white pants ki karamaat 🀣🀣... There is more I want to say... but IF doesn't permit it 😳
I just loved how it was ...yaha meri peet toot gayi hain...aur yeh ghode beech ke soy hui hain😳 ..Yahaan nahi so sakta...kaha sau??πŸ€”. 🀣🀣... and then just look at that... Madam has left enough room for invitation ... and he obliges too...or rather self invitation 🀣
Best part was ... he takes the smaller pillow ... and then I loved how it was a single bed mattress ... White pants ki karamaat again 🀣... Smarta$$ Bhalla πŸ˜›
I cannot wait for tomorrow ... that scene is again going to be worth waiting for ... the precap itself is 🀣🀣🀣
Now finally ... DTKP you are the BEST πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘... What an epic scene ... superb ... you two just rock 😎
Aaj ki liye itna hi πŸ˜›
Edited by PreciousPri - 11 years ago

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