CV's and SIMMY ... Part Quatre of the 'CV's Series' - Page 4

Originally posted by: paru_rox

Hey Paru, I am going to play Devils Advocate here. Just because it's Mondaya had I hate Mondays

Asst Female CV : We thought to check on how you're doing? Its been so long.

Simmy : Great actually ... life is so good 😃

Asst Female CV : Err ... really?

Simmy : Oh yes, just the other day I was attending this party with my husband given in honor of my brother. He looked HOT.

Can I make a confession? I actually found it quite touching the way Pervy was urging Simmi on in the catwalk. And also the way Simmi thought she actually had a chance of winning. There was such an innocence about it all. Dil chu liya tha yaar.

Asst Female CV : Yes we know. Wasn't he kicked out of his job for sexually harassing a woman?

Simmy : Nah, that was all a misunderstanding ... a huge MU. That woman thought my hubby looked HOT and hit on him. Can't really blame her you know, he is HOT.

Ok, so everybody believed at first that poor Pervy was the victim of a scam, so can't really blame Simmi for that

Asst Female CV : Right ... you already said that. But isn't he the same guy who left you at your maternal home while gallivanting across the world.

He was trying to earn a living to buy Simmi her patiala suits nah? Nuff said.

Simmy : For the love of God ... a man needs to have his pleasures, doesn't he? Plus I was busy here too.

Asst Female CV : Doing what exactly?

Simmy : Well the normal ... eating, gossiping with mum, quarreling with the Madrasi's, eating some more, judging the Madrasi's, putting my niece's life in danger, gossiping some more. Time just flew by.

ROFL. Can't justify that one. I tried, I tried, but I couldn't think of a single thing

Asst Female CV : It must have. What does your hubby do, now that he's back.

Simmy : Oh please, he doesn't have to do anything. My bro's rich ... what's one more mouth to feed?

Oh Simmi, you forget, Pervy does work. He is Ashok's chief a- licker and cheer squad. Not to forget Bimbos confidante. Plus he has a bigger office than his boss Ashok. ( I digress, but just what does Ashok's company and PSR do? Are they finance companies? PR firms? Advertising agencies? Can someone please enlighten me)

Asst Female CV : Mooching does come naturally to you & hubby dearest *snort*

Simmy : Uhh?

Asst Female CV : Nothing. So he shifted with you into maternal home?

Simmy : Yeah well, the dingy lodge he kept me in was boring. No neighbors to fight with and gossip about. Plus Paramji was getting worried, he would have to take care of us permanently.

Asst Female CV : Quite a tragedy. So you came home?

Simmy : Yup. My sis-in-law helped us and my brother gave us loads of cash. You see we had to pay off a wanton woman chasing him. She just couldn't get over my hubby's awesomeness

Asst Female CV : How nice. But free loading wasn't enough right?

Hello, Simmi doesn't free load. Remember, Pervy gave her vouchers for the mall once. To buy clothes for Ananya. How mean.

Simmy : What does that mean? We are really good at it ... and my brother is good to us.

Asst Female CV : But ...but wasn't the guy recently beaten to pulp and kicked out by your brother?

Simmy : Oh that was all another misunderstanding.

Asst Female CV : Again ?

Simmy : My sis-in-law too thought my hubby looked HOT and wanted him. But my bro just couldn't let it go, it was all some crap about Ruhi ke liye aur Ishita ke liye *bahhh*

Asst Female CV : You must be pretty upset with her.

Simmy : Ahh well, can't really blame her, as I said ... my pati is HOT.

Asst Female CV : But ... isn't her husband hotter?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, ohhh, yes.😛

Simmy : For heaven's sake ... what does her husband have that mine doesn't?

Asst Female CV : Well let's see - Intelligence, success, a home, a character, loads of oozing sexiness and the best of the lot ... a cute dimpled smile .

I can't do this defence of Pervy and Simmo any more, I need to go take a shower. Paru, you naughty thing you.😳

Originally posted by: --mancityfan--

Paru

This takes the cake and bakery

Awesome work

Originally posted by: Veeann

Gosh, Paru, haven't laughed so much on a Monday morning for ages. The whole thing is so hilarious, I was literally falling on the floor this morning, I laughed so much, and now second time around, my condition is not much better. And I tell you I am usually very quiet and strait laced 😉, takes a lot to get me falling about in laughter. Well, you achieved it me dear.

Poor poor Simmo. Such an absolute dimwit. She could compete with Bimbo for dumbo of the year award. (I digress again, but seriously Shagun, how could anyone leave Raman? Drool drool drool. Ok need a shower again) see ya.

Originally posted by: Autumn.

Omg hilarious 🤣

Pervy post of Simmi & IF takes the crown.. Awesome!!

🤣

Originally posted by: Colt.Pixy

paru you rock on sarcasm stage 👏🤣
gosh how much I loved your meaning of pervy and angle of simmi 🤣 uff pati he mera hottt he 😆😆

Originally posted by: paru_rox

Yaar Pervy and Simmi are a couple unto themselves ... half the time idiotic, half the time irritating. No wonder this piece came out like this 😛

BTW Zenoo ... why did you change your username bey 😕.

Originally posted by: RisingAsh

Oh my God Paru !! Wht was tht ?! Haha u dnt even imagine how i missed these convos between CVs n char.. N u chose none other thn Simmi this time.. EPIC !! 🤣

Loved it ! Hilarious! Especially Simmi ki post on PERVY n then the reply on tht 🤪