Originally posted by: paru_rox
No Kostins tonight. Just some fun-pints 😃
Little Punjaban:
I smell, I taste, I criticise ... Practicing to guest star in Masterchef's next season.
Haan vaise bhi Ruki ki ek rishtedaar to already cooking expert hai ... Little chef in making 😃
To be or not to be Talli:
Talliness is like dizziness ... comes & goes.
*Neil & Puttar were the worst. Bala the most consistent talli of the lot*.
🤣🤣
Bhai to the rescue:
Bala - Beats me, if we are the only ones to suffer. RAMMANN!!!
Puttar - Can't even get arrested without me *Morons ... the lot of them*
🤣🤣 Ham to doobenge sanam, saath me tumko bhi le doobenge 😉
Cops & Boys:
Bala - Can't afford to have my wife hunt me down n chop me ... am just 24. Lemme go.
Maine Bala ko apne OS me drink pilayi hai but this version ... 🤣 .. ab Vandu banayegi Bala chops 🤣
Mihir - With the kind of clothes I wear, no other girl will agree to marry me. Lemme go before she changes her mind.
Isko to chori ke liye bhi jail hogi na 😉😉😆😆 .. Kapde chor
Neil - Trisha has gone missing on an alternate channel. Am not even sure why I am scared.
This is epic 😆😆 ... Curiously, I donot watch the missing Trisha, so is either of them actually in the serial??
Romi - Just got inducted into the "Ji Ji couple world" by the CV's. Not to end my first reel love ishtory so soon pleez.
Romi ji ... Aap ki to band baj jayegi ji 😛😛
Raman - F**k this shit. Fandom would kill me if Ishita divorces me before we get lost in the jungle & do "it" in a dirty hut. Lemme go dude.
🤣🤣🤣 .. No, they will even bring him out of the dead just to do the deed, doosra Mihir Virani hoga ye ... kaise nahi karega hamar Raman Puttar 🤣 ... OMG, I have tears in my eyes from laughing.
Bound, Gagged & Delivered:
Delhi Police - Third degree is so passe. Also jails are full. Nayi Soch method to bring miscreants to their knees ... we complain to their wife's.
Police ka wives ko approach karna ... Delhi Police beewiyon se nahi darti 😲😲 ? Ye kaunsi nayi species hai bhai?
Cops & Wives:
Top Cop - Evidence No 1. Know him?
Mahaan Wife - f'course. My useless BIL.
Dangerous wife - Wait till I reminisce on how to lead a hubby thru his nose and be his dominatrix in the bedroom.
Top Cop - No time for that. Evidence No 2. Know him?
Mahaan Wife - f'course. My now useless BIL.
Dangerous wife - You don't know what pain is darling.
Not-even-wife - *sigh* ... My guy is a mouse. Bas.
Top Cop - Really... Well presenting Evidence No 3.
Not-even-wife - Thank God he's not a mouse but a ferret. *Phew ... was worried would have to do all the hard work on our wedding night*
Mahaan Wife - Do you know how much it takes to get drunk & flirt with girls. Gosh, least you could do was learn from the best.
Top Cop - Oh they did. Presenting Evidence No 4.
Mahaan Wife *Self Talk* - He can't one-liner his way out while drunk ... Awesome!!! Time for seduction.
🤣🤣🤣 ... OMG, Parul, I cannot laugh anymore. The entire conversation ... but the last line ... @BOLD ... Time for seduction ... awesome ... Gosh. Girl, where do u get this sense of humor from ... I am out of words ... just laughing out loud ...
Dhoka of the season:
Viewers - We want romance. We want romance.
CV's - These suckers just don't shut it. Give them Friday night Bromance.
Now we know why Raman & Ishita don't feel it. 11pm slot was for Bromance, not romance.
Lagta hai Warning mil gayi ... S*x on the beach sunke censor board dar gaya ... so Romance ke aage ek B add kar dia 😆😆 ... Paruuu ... ek kg khoon bad gaya mera aaj ... Too funny Funpints dear
Need I say more 😛
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