The Interrogation of Shagun Arora *FUN POST*

A collection of some jokes I found around in some websites. I modified them to suit the scenario. I made this post mainly to distract myself, please do feel free to add more 😊 Its all in humour, so please dont mind the way I portrayed Shagun.


Joke # 1:

Mrs. Kaul: So Ms. Arora, Is your appearance here in court today pursuant to the FIR notice you received two days ago?

Shagun: No, this is how I dress everyday


Joke # 2:

Mrs. Kaul: Do you know driving at all?

Shagun: Yes of course

Mrs. Kaul: So which gear do you drive in when inside the city?

Shagun: What's with you and my clothes? I always wear designer sarees and high heels while driving. Thats my gear for everything

Joke # 3:

Mrs. Kaul: Miss Arora, may I see your driving license?

Shagun: Huh? What does that look like?

Mrs. Kaul: Its small, rectangular, and has your photo on it

"Oh" says Shagun and hands over the compact from her purse

Joke # 4:

Mrs. Kaul: So you say your driver drives you everywhere?

Shagun: Yes

Mrs. Kaul: What kind of music does he play on the radio?

Shagun: Well, its obvious isn't it? AM during the day, and no radio during the evenings. We never seem to get the PM channel


Joke # 5:

Mrs. Kaul: Ms. Arora, is it true that your friend Mr. Ashok Khanna recently gifted your son a car?

Shagun nods her head slowly, without actually saying anything.

Judge: Ms. Arora, all your responses should be oral please.

Mrs. Kaul: So we'll take that as an Yes for the record. Do you know the make of that car?

Shagun: Oral

yahan toh Shagun Alia Bhat se bhi bhudhu nikla!!!
superb!!!!

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Originally posted by: EkPaheli

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LMAO Lucky these are awesome this one though is my fav

Joke # 4:

Mrs. Kaul: So you say your driver drives you everywhere?

Shagun: Yes

Mrs. Kaul: What kind of music does he play on the radio?

Shagun: Well, its obvious isn't it? AM during the day, and no radio during the evenings. We never seem to get the PM channel

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Damn from now on everytime I read a dumb blonde joke I would replace the word with Shagun 🤣

@red - where do you think I got these from??? it was a combination of courtroom jokes and blond jokes 😆

Res wa

Edited:
Whattay jokes Lucky puttarwa ... you are a star girl ⭐️ ... here's something specially for you 😃


Knock Knock
Who's there?
BIM
BIM who?
BIMBO on loose ... save your brains 😛


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Law
Law who?
Lawyya-Woman ...Mrs. CKoal to the rescue 😆


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maaj
Maaj who?
Maajbooori ki kahani ... ek LOWE iishtory



Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shag-goon
OH NO ... You are not invited in, you BITCH !!!

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Originally posted by: always_a_TV_fan

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@red - where do you think I got these from??? it was a combination of courtroom jokes and blond jokes 😆

🤣🤣🤣 especially Oral, PM channel and Compact 🤣🤣🤣

Hilarious lucky! 😛

Hilarious stuff, Lucky! 😆