Hillarious ONE LINERS by RAMAN err actually KARAN ;)

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shalu79

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Posted: 11 years ago

#71

Originally posted by: kj20
Lets start the same thread for Ishita tooo...what say ..

She does not stand a chance infront of RAMAN KUMAR BHALLA she just repeat "HADD HAiY"

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shalu79

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Posted: 11 years ago

#72

"mein bathroom mein akele mein kya karta hoon yeh mera problem hai"

" kya jaroorat hai har cheez control karne ki"

"jha lagi hai waha he chooda de mera "

"tumhare Appa ko de do bada wala injection"

"Abhi kya board laga lu gale mein" when Toshiji ask him abt tooth injury

"Is mein toh mujhe kisi baat ka shaq nahin, tumhari tarah koi aur hai bhi nahin" when Ishu calls him in office on Amma - Appa Anniversary

there are many more ...

They are very well written no doubt but the way KARAN PATEL says it that makes them so special

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modernfamily

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Posted: 11 years ago

#73

To Simi, "Daant andar kar"

"Tumhe main kaise ehsaas dilaaun ki tum bhot zyada bolti ho"

"Poora din kya lecture tayyar karti ho ki jab main aaunga to ek lecture chipka dogi"

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shalu79

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Posted: 11 years ago

#74

"duniya rukh gayee hogi naa aaj tumne do-char logo ke daath nahin saaf kiye subah subah jakar"

"Ab aaye na uthanee pahad ke niche"

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--HANISA--

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Posted: 11 years ago

#75

ab jansi rani ko kya du use kya pasan ahega woh to hai ek dentist ye to acha rahega uskelye

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Jay_tapori

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Posted: 11 years ago

#76

Now for a one liner I wish Raman had said during his haldi..muttering to himself.. "shaadi hi ek aisa zakhm hai jiskey honey se pehley haldi lagaai jaati hai"

And also one of these days he should giggle with his mom .. saying "Ishita ko chodo mummy in bechaarey vegetariano ka toh harr din tuesday hota hai "😆

Edited by Jay_tapori - 11 years ago

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Ash

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Posted: 11 years ago

#77

while going to shopping with ishita n ruhi, when ishita refuses his company...

"tumhe konsi bhasha sab se achi smjh ati hai jab keh raha hun k sath chalunga to sath chalunga"😆

n yes the one when IshRa were in the restaurant after knowing that they are going to marry.. Raman to waiter
"chal ja bhag yahan se"🤣 (poor guy...😆)

n in front of the court to ishita
"mere ghar mein circus laga hua hai"🤣

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--Sia--

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Posted: 11 years ago

#78

Originally posted by: prats233
On the way to Valentine's day party to Ishita:
'Waise iss color ke sari pehen ke baalon mein phool laga kar guldasta lag rahi ho tum so please do not embarrass me and get that flower out of your hair'😆

On reaching the venue to the driver for opening only Ishita's door:
'Gaadi mein darwaaze dono taraf hote hain samjha??bewakoof'🤣🤣

this one was hillarious ..🤣

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Priya

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Posted: 11 years ago

#79

Originally posted by: --Sia--

this one was hillarious ..🤣

I know...n the way Karan patel delivers it...can't express in words...no one other than this guy could've made Raman Kumar Bhalla such a delight to watch on screen😆...hats off Karan Patel👏