Hii ya sweeties here's some one liners i found in the net that is more suitable for our king of one liners raman kumar bhalla so here goes
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
A man haven't spoken to his wife in 18 months cause he didn't like to interrupt her.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
In a house Husband is the boss. But wife is just the decision maker
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
Marriage puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Just for fun
Lov
Prasu
Edited by Tahitien-moon - 11 years ago