Valentine day joke

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

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Posted: 13 years ago

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : " Wife wanted". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

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"Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. " I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?". "A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" The husband replied. Because I work like a horse,live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow."

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Enjoy...😉

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

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Posted: 13 years ago

A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."🤣

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

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Posted: 13 years ago

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
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Edited by Pooja05 - 13 years ago

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Arti Prasad

@artiprasad

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Posted: 13 years ago

haha, it really made me laugh, thanks for sharing😛

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

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Posted: 13 years ago

It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married. 😆

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: artiprasad
haha, it really made me laugh, thanks for sharing😛

I am happy that you had a laugh...Enjoy...i am the joker for Comedy circus ki YMGGK forum...😳

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

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Posted: 13 years ago

Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana !
Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!
AAJ bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!
Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!