Hey guy's u can tell im bored so I thought of posting a joke on chavi and mohits perfect marriage!!!!
The sharing of marriage... so Chavi blabbers on in an interview how her marriage is soooo perfect and how her and her darling hubby share everything!!!!!
Here it goes...........................
Mohit and me went to McDonalds for lunch; Mohit placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of me.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of me.
He took a sip of the drink, and then I took a sip and then set the cup down between us. As Mohit began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around us were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, "That poor couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As Mohit began to eat his fries a man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for us, but Mohit said,
we are just fine - we were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed that I hadn't eaten a bite. So I sat there watching Mohit eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, a man came over and begged us to let him buy another meal for us. This time I said, "No, thank you, as we are used to sharing everything."
Finally, as Mohit finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the man again came over to me who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"
So I answered
(Continue below - This is great)
"THE TEETH."
