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Note: all comments below are just for fun and are not meant to attack any person. i do not mean to demean any producer in any way. this is just my imagination which i brought out to share with everyone so that there will be happy atmosphere in the forum. moreover the comments made below are based on what is being shown in their serials. im not inventing anything new or derogatory.
Once upon a time in mumbai it was raining heavily and rupali's car was parked in a parking lot and she didnt bring the umbrella. She thought she would get really wet n catch cold. She was worried that if she falls ill due to getting wet in rain she may be unable to reach uttaran sets on time and in her absence too many +ve events might take place in uttaran😆
ekta kapoor was in the same buliding. she had an umbrella. till then ekta saw rupali.
EKTA: hey aren't u rupali guha the producer of popular daily soap uttaran? n ofcourse u know me right?
RUPALI: ofcourse i know u. ur ekta kapoor the producer of the famous K series and pavitra rishta and BALH.
(rupali (thinking): how will i not know her? i have been copying her storyline so religiously. the moment pr took a leap i made my show uttaran to take a leap as well😆 i copy her story so well😆)
EKTA: wht have u been thinking dear?
RUPALI: what? oh nothing. i dont have an umbrella n its raining. if i get wet i might fall ill.
EKTA: no prb. i have an umbrella. we can share it upto the parking lot. btw how is your show uttaran going on?
RUPALI: its going great. u know i ve been overflowing it with negativity to torture viewers. i love to utilize actors to increase trps and pull viewers but the moment trps increase i love to show crap and drag he show.
EKTA: oh thats nothing. i show so much mahaanta that the leads sacrifice their hsubands and children for others. i love to show crying mahaan characters.
RUPALI: gr8. but its nothing compared to what i do. i love to show murders kidnappings in the show. but in the end murderers get away with it and lead normal lives😆
EKTA: ya but u dont show extra marital affairs. thats my expertise. in my serials every man has 2-3 wives and every lady has 2-3 husbands. they have 2-3 children born out of illicit relationships. children get exchanged in hospitals and no child knows who is his/her real mother. after 18 yrs the child discovers that his mother is someone else and he is najayas😆
RUPALI: i show child robbery from well renowned private hospitals but criminals never get punished. i make the mahaan lead cry and forgive them. u talk abt romance? i show romance between 100 year old great grand parents.😆
EKTA: in my shows granny's live for 200 years. 😆 my show is better than urs.
RUPALI: no it isnt. in my show i make magical medicines which cause loss of memory😆 i flip the characters behavior so frequently that ppl get so confused😆 i show reunions atleast 100 times but they turn out to be dream sequences. i pull viewers showing a promo and absorb trps but when they see the episode it turns out to be a dream😆
EKTA: oh thats nothing. in my shows ppl become more n more younger after every leap. after 18 years leap the lead looks younger than her children that ppl get confused who is the mother n who is the daughter.😆😆😆 sometimes the daughter looks like the mother n the mother looks like the daughter.
RUPALI: in my show mother n daughter look exactly the same no question of confusion at all😆
EKTA: ur show is really bad. mine is much better. i my show ppl dont understand who is in love with whom. everyone is in love with everyone else😆
RUPALI: i bring back ppl to gain trps. once i get trps i sideline them😆
to be continued...
Once upon a time in mumbai it was raining heavily and rupali's car was parked in a parking lot and she didnt bring the umbrella. She thought she would get really wet n catch cold. She was worried that if she falls ill due to getting wet in rain she may be unable to reach uttaran sets on time and in her absence too many +ve events might take place in uttaran😆
ekta kapoor was in the same buliding. she had an umbrella. till then ekta saw rupali.
EKTA: hey aren't u rupali guha the producer of popular daily soap uttaran? n ofcourse u know me right?
RUPALI: ofcourse i know u. ur ekta kapoor the producer of the famous K series and pavitra rishta and BALH.
(rupali (thinking): how will i not know her? i have been copying her storyline so religiously. the moment pr took a leap i made my show uttaran to take a leap as well😆 i copy her story so well😆)
EKTA: wht have u been thinking dear?
RUPALI: what? oh nothing. i dont have an umbrella n its raining. if i get wet i might fall ill.
EKTA: no prb. i have an umbrella. we can share it upto the parking lot. btw how is your show uttaran going on?
RUPALI: its going great. u know i ve been overflowing it with negativity to torture viewers. i love to utilize actors to increase trps and pull viewers but the moment trps increase i love to show crap and drag he show.
EKTA: oh thats nothing. i show so much mahaanta that the leads sacrifice their hsubands and children for others. i love to show crying mahaan characters.
RUPALI: gr8. but its nothing compared to what i do. i love to show murders kidnappings in the show. but in the end murderers get away with it and lead normal lives😆
EKTA: ya but u dont show extra marital affairs. thats my expertise. in my serials every man has 2-3 wives and every lady has 2-3 husbands. they have 2-3 children born out of illicit relationships. children get exchanged in hospitals and no child knows who is his/her real mother. after 18 yrs the child discovers that his mother is someone else and he is najayas😆
RUPALI: i show child robbery from well renowned private hospitals but criminals never get punished. i make the mahaan lead cry and forgive them. u talk abt romance? i show romance between 100 year old great grand parents.😆
EKTA: in my shows granny's live for 200 years. 😆 my show is better than urs.
RUPALI: no it isnt. in my show i make magical medicines which cause loss of memory😆 i flip the characters behavior so frequently that ppl get so confused😆 i show reunions atleast 100 times but they turn out to be dream sequences. i pull viewers showing a promo and absorb trps but when they see the episode it turns out to be a dream😆
EKTA: oh thats nothing. in my shows ppl become more n more younger after every leap. after 18 years leap the lead looks younger than her children that ppl get confused who is the mother n who is the daughter.😆😆😆 sometimes the daughter looks like the mother n the mother looks like the daughter.
RUPALI: in my show mother n daughter look exactly the same no question of confusion at all😆
EKTA: ur show is really bad. mine is much better. i my show ppl dont understand who is in love with whom. everyone is in love with everyone else😆
RUPALI: i bring back ppl to gain trps. once i get trps i sideline them😆
to be continued...
Shiv Shakti
