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Ishani!!!

@--Ishani--

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Posted: 13 years ago

#81

RATHORE: TAPASYA..DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF 'WIFE'??? IT IS 'WITHOUT INFORMATION FIGHTING EVERYONE'

TAPASYA: NO!! IT IS 'WITH IDIOT FOREVER!!'

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Ayesha

@oldveechafan

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Posted: 13 years ago

#82

yea shristee its necesary 2 add ut act0r name bc0z it is uttaran jokes thread..so we have 2 creat j0kes on ut

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queen_of_hearts

@queen_of_hearts

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#83

MUKTA: Look into my eyes? YUVRAJ: Ok MUKTA: What do you see? YUVRAJ: True Love

MUKTA: Oye true love ko maar goli, dekh aankh mein kuch gira toh nahi'.😆

Edited by loveyouveecha - 13 years ago

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Fan of Tina Datta

@tina2711

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#84

yuvraj:i want to share everything with you.
mukta:so lets start with your bank account😉

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SRJKiShraddha

@SRJKiShraddha

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#85

Originally posted by: oldveechafan
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Mukta.calls a aman by mistake yuvi pick up the call..

Mukta: Hello baby

Yuvi: Ohh janu bolo

Mukta.: Kahan ho yar subah se koi ata pata nahi!

Yuvraj: Are hum to khoye hue hain
aapki aankhon me..

Mukta: Abhi kya kar rahe ho...??

Yuvi: tumhari pic dekh raha hun,
kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..

Mukta: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi!!

Yuvi: Are mere dil me chapi hai
barson se..

Mukta: But hum to parson hi mile hain!!

Yuvi: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky...
.
.
.
Mukta: Pinky??!! Ye pinky kaun hai
?
main to mukta hun!!

Yuvi: Tumse bat karke mai to sab
bhul jata hun..

Mukta: Tum Aman ho na...??

Yuvi: Gharwale to Yuvi bulate
hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..

Mukta: Tumhara Ye no 92300XXX haina...??
Yuvi: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai…🤣</font>

ayesh i loved this one cute joke.
Typical flirt uv!
But i still love him

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-bonbon-

@-bonbon-

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#86

Finally got a chance to post some jokes! Here they are:

Yuvraj: Doesn't this date make you long for another?
Mukta: Yes, but no one else would come 😆

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Surbhi: You are so intelligent that you brighten the place whereever...
Rohini: whereever I go?
Surbhi: No, whereever you leave 🤣

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Nani: There is nothing in the world that I wouldn't do for you in life.
Tapasya: Do you love me so much Nani?
Nani: Well, what I meant was that I am going to spend my life doing nothing for you 😆

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Yuvi: How much do you love me?

Mukta: I am a mobile and you are my sim.

Yuvi: Oh God... I am so lucky. You love me so much !!

Mukta: Thank God! He does not know this is a dual sim mobile 🤣

Edited by Preeti_Shadia - 13 years ago