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Ayesha

@oldveechafan

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#51

Veer : Yaar meri bivi gussa bohot karti hy.

Mr rathore : Meri bhi pehle krti thi abb nai krti .

Veer: Tum ne kia elaaj kia ?

Mr rathore : 1 din gusse me thi ,My ne keh.?K Burhaape me gussa aa hi jaata hy

Uss roz se wo gussa nai krt

Edited by oldveechafan - 13 years ago

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Ayesha

@oldveechafan

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Posted: 13 years ago

#52

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newvee

@newvee

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#53

Gunnu and umed had a fight and ummed leves home. Rat ko guunu ko umed ka phone aati hai. Umed: Aaj raat ko khaane main kya hai? Gunnu: Zeher! Umed: Gunvanti, mere aane main der hogi. Tum khaana khaakara so jana!

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Ayesha

@oldveechafan

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#54

lol newveechafan its aws0me..🤣

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Ishani!!!

@--Ishani--

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#55

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PUSHKAR: ROHINI!!! YOU ARE JUST LIKE A BOTTLE OF COKE!!

ROHINI: OH JEE!! YOU TELL ME THIS HAR ROZ FROM THE DAY WE MARRIED!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IT??

PUSHKAR: AT THE BEGINING OF OUR MARRAIGE I MEANT THAT YOU HAD A FIGURE LIKE 300 ML COKE BOTTLE BUT NOW LIKE A FIGURE OF A 1.5 LTR!!😆

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Ishani!!!

@--Ishani--

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#56

SID: HEY TAPS!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

TAPASYA: OMG!! YES!!! WHAT DID YOU GET FOR ME???

SID:SEE THAT PINK MERCEDES AND THE PINK DIAMOND STUDDED DRESS???

TAPASYA(EXCITED): OMG!!! YES!!!!

SID:I BOUGHT A TOOTHBRUSH FOR YOU OF THE SAME COLOUR!!!😆😆

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queen_of_hearts

@queen_of_hearts

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#57

mr rathore:Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? tapasya :remains silent
mr rathore: Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
tapasya: gin ne to Den
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