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Divya

@divy609

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#331

Btw , I've seen in LTL forum members are added to the DT / promoted (Maybe once in a year or some months...) Why doesn't it happen in this forum ...Since I joined we've the same set of mods and none of them interact here 😕

J translation ,this one 🤣

Btw , que he visto en LTL los miembros del foro se agregan a la DT / promovido (quiz una vez al ao o algunos meses...) Por qu no ocurre en este foro... Desde que me incorpor a hemos el mismo conjunto de mods y ninguno de ellos

Edited by divy609 - 14 years ago

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TitanFan

@TitansFan

Stunner

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Posted: 14 years ago

#332

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TitanFan

@TitansFan

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#333

wow wow , i missed many words , i need to check previous pages , did he teach more in my absence ??

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Divya

@divy609

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#334

Nooo...😆 😆 I put the translation there...It's from a translation website 😆

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Vijaya

@FunLyfe

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#335

hi everybody, I think this post is allowed on chit chat thread...for fun...let me know otherwise..😊

Revenge of an Ex-wife

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return
their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad t he smell was, he agreed on a Price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home...
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Including the curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?????

Edited by vijayam - 14 years ago