Breaking News..........

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Hermoinee -Well, the CVs have come up with the most novel method of conception

Breaking news: The advancement in medical technology has discovered this new method which is under observation to find whether even the time and duration of the pregnancy can be designed according to the imagination of the one who is staring at the pictures...Research is under way...

Groucho -Further research shows that this is a painless method with NO REQUIREMENT for a member of the opposite sex; in fact having a member of the opposite sex would retard the process. The subject should also ensure that the requirement for staring at the pictures should be supervised by 2 elderly ladies who should not leave the subject alone for at least a period of 10 months till the pregnancy is confirmed.

Thanks to the Breaking News by our exceptionally dedicated and talented correspondent Hermoinee here is a further update on future pregnancies.

Medical technicians buoyed by the Colorful response to the new discovery have further found that for this method to be fool proof, it is also an absolute requirement for the subject to have no past history of good behavior, should have experience in gambling, lying, stealing, arrangement of a murder and/or act as a catalyst to murder. These dedicated technicians are leaving no stones unturned to further fine tune the methodology.

Please keep watching for further updates.

We continue tracking the medical fraternity who has been diligently pursuing the discovery of the new methodology for getting pregnant with a worthy subject.

Further discoveries of the methodology are coming to light. The latest being the subject must at all times be totally unaware of the normal signs of pregnancy and despite the doctor confirming the same, will keep insisting otherwise. Subject will show a tendency for hallucinations and address oneself with names which do not belong to subject

Hermoinee -Breaking news: More updates on the medical marvel: While undergoing sonography, if the subject stares long and hard enough and concentrates on the screen, the image can turn into what the subject wants.

For example, even if it is a cyst, it can turn into a baby foetus - that too male or female according to the imagination of not only the subject, but also the two elderly ladies accompanying her all the time.

Groucho – Latest update- Subject must undergo several hours of watching devotional movies and songs for the pregnancy to rejuvenate itself from time to time. The more boring the movies and songs the better for the subject. On no account must the subject be subjected to Bollywood films and songs or this could do irreparable damage to the process.

aditiji,and hermoinee,

Originally posted by: hermoinee

Breaking News- Latest turn of events:

What has been touted as a medical marvel and generated a lot of interest in the last two days has triggered a series of debates and speculations. But now the Rational and Ethical People's Organisations have stepped in and are questioning it, thus making way for investigations into this matter. What adds to their concerns is that the subject being used in this experiment is a known fraud with criminal antecedents and is out on bail at the moment, even though involved in many crimes including marriage fraud, murder, bribery, robbery, blackmail, double- crossing, etc., and thus casting doubts on the authenticity of this discovery. They are also afraid of the ethical dilemmas that can arise if this is proved to be true.

But the general public are going gaga over this new medical miracle that can help many childless couples. So they are praying to Ram and Bal Gopal and we can see many temples being overcrowded with the faithful flocking to them in large numbers. Some people have even coined names for the about- to- be- born miraculous child as 'TasVeer Prasad Singh Bundela'. But the skeptical ones are debating that there is no miracle involved and that only normal and natural systems can result in procreation and that the names could be either 'Tukra Singh Bundela' or 'Tukra Singh Rathore' or 'Tukra Singh XYZ'.

Be watching this space for further updates.

Originally posted by: hermoinee

Breaking News- Latest turn of events:

What has been touted as a medical marvel and generated a lot of interest in the last two days has triggered a series of debates and speculations. But now the Rational and Ethical People's Organisations have stepped in and are questioning it, thus making way for investigations into this matter. What adds to their concerns is that the subject being used in this experiment is a known fraud with criminal antecedents and is out on bail at the moment, even though involved in many crimes including marriage fraud, murder, bribery, robbery, blackmail, double- crossing, etc., and thus casting doubts on the authenticity of this discovery. They are also afraid of the ethical dilemmas that can arise if this is proved to be true.

But the general public are going gaga over this new medical miracle that can help many childless couples. So they are praying to Ram and Bal Gopal and we can see many temples being overcrowded with the faithful flocking to them in large numbers. Some people have even coined names for the about- to- be- born miraculous child as 'TasVeer Prasad Singh Bundela'. But the skeptical ones are debating that there is no miracle involved and that only normal and natural systems can result in procreation and that the names could be either 'Tukra Singh Bundela' or 'Tukra Singh Rathore' or 'Tukra Singh XYZ'.

Be watching this space for further updates.

We follow the latest events……as the entire channel is glued to their television sets for ongoing updates.....

Whilst REPO (Rational and Ethical People's Organizations) are looking into this matter very seriously it has also come to light that many others may be involved in these ethical issues………the names are still being kept under wraps from the media and the public

The father of the subject has been kept blissfully unaware of the proceedings…

As reported earlier, we wait with eagerness reports on whether the pregnancy was a result of the medical technology or as the skeptics have suggested. Questions are now flowing in and the investigators have their job cut out.

The skeptics have requested for a concentrated effort required to ensure all medical instruments conducting tests need to be checked for authenticity as also the doctors handling the same. Vigilant members need to be present to ensure the authenticity of the tests.

Originally posted by: Desdemona

For your information, ultra sound test is done only later. First, the following tests are done.

The following are generally covered during a typical gynecological exam:

Blood pressure. Weight ,Pulse, External exam (breasts and abdomen) .Pap smear (cervix) Internal pelvic exam (vagina, reproductive organs) Doctors generally check the pulse and can tell whether the woman is pregnant or not. Further, urine test is done and if the result is positive, then pregnancy is confirmed. May be that was done during this visit.
• It is absolutely right advise for the expecting mother to look at a picture of cute baby during her pregnancy time.