Vansh-Ichcha dance performance

Well this was wat i dreaded
..THE VANSH ICHCHA DANCE PERFORMANCE

WELL

Location: Bundela house

Time: Night---wedding night

Atmosphere : dark n deadly, pin drop silence

Performers:Vansh singh Bundela,Ichcha Vansh Bundela

Choreographer:Tapasya the Tapwoman


Act1:
KATHAKALLI FROM KERELA
(song-Tadap tadap ke is dil se Aah nikalti rahi from the movie Hum Dil De Chuke)---------

Vansh closes the door n walks towards the bed where Ichcha is seated.a bell rings somewhere. a chowkidaar calls out "jaagteeeee Rahooooo" n then "aaaaall izzz well".
This is the background music . Now starts his solo performance .....he makes his eyes as big as a kathakalli dancer does n then his eyeballs/pupils r dancing left-right-left left right-left . his hands do all the wild junglee gestures n he is stamping his feet on the ground just like an wild elephant. At the end of this song , he breaks some furniture, he grabs Ichcha n shakes her so forcefully yelling "Kyo kyo kyo" that she is senseless.


Act2:

OLD CLASSIC BOLLYWOOD FREESTYLE

(song-Na Jao Saiyya Churrake Baiyya Kasam Tumhari Mein ro Padungi--from Sahib Bibi Aur Ghulam of 1950's)

after some time Iccha regains her consciousness n sees that Vansh is going out.

She runs after him n stoops n grabs his legs n starts her freestyle.Vansh tries to get off her hands n she grabs his legs again n again n again n again n again.
All the while there is continuous flowing of all holy rivers -Ganga, Jamuna, Kaveri,Goodavari ,Narmada,Sarawati,etc from her eyes.
Ultimately ,Vansh gets tired of this repeated steps of "pair chod-pair pakad" steps that he gives her a big push n runs outside.🤢


I just took out some frustration.My sincere apologies to Vansh-Ichcha fans n the moderators.😭

suggestions r welcome..plz add ur own ideas to the post.😛

I dedicate this to the super humorous shonuu who is my inspiration n also Jyoti whose humour I admire too.

Tommorow my post will be on Veer Tap salsa/samba/Tango/Rumba..if this one is liked.😃

Arunima for a second I thought they actually did some dance performance somewhere to promote their "Raaz pichle janam ka" style wedding🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..but woww hats off to your sense of humour..wonderful post😆😆👏👏👏

@ jyoti , thanx a lot.😊
i was so inspired by u n shonuu's style of letting out thefrustration that i tried this.😳😆

😆 it will be the nicest thing if vancha fall in love and veeya too

OMG. i dont remember when last time i read something such humorous and hilarious.... that was really mind blowing arunima,,,, i wish i could click the like button a 100 times...... and thanx for the dedication but i must say your style is better than mine.... did you watch in movies or serials... when old women say,,, ab meri bahu ne ghar sambhal liya ha,,,ab main chain se mar sakti hon,,or father saying the same when son starts handling father's business.... i m feeling the same,, hey i m not saying that i can die now,,, i m trying to say that now if i wont be able to write,,, people will not miss me as they have a stupendo,, fabulously ,, fantastical talented writer here on the forum......👏

Originally posted by: SRKLuvr

😆 it will be the nicest thing if vancha fall in love and veeya too

hey koi mujha cough syrup dena plss

Originally posted by: arunima_luvdsky

Well this was wat i dreaded
..THE VANSH ICHCHA DANCE PERFORMANCE

WELL

Location: Bundela house

Time: Night---wedding night

Atmosphere : dark n deadly, pin drop silence

Performers:Vansh singh Bundela,Ichcha Vansh Bundela

Choreographer:Tapasya the Tapwoman


Act1:
KATHAKALLI FROM KERELA
(song-Tadap tadap ke is dil se Aah nikalti rahi from the movie Hum Dil De Chuke)---------

Vansh closes the door n walks towards the bed where Ichcha is seated.a bell rings somewhere. a chowkidaar calls out "jaagteeeee Rahooooo" n then "aaaaall izzz well".
This is the background music . Now starts his solo performance .....he makes his eyes as big as a kathakalli dancer does n then his eyeballs/pupils r dancing left-right-left left right-left . his hands do all the wild junglee gestures n he is stamping his feet on the ground just like an wild elephant. At the end of this song , he breaks some furniture, he grabs Ichcha n shakes her so forcefully yelling "Kyo kyo kyo" that she is senseless.


Act2:

OLD CLASSIC BOLLYWOOD FREESTYLE

(song-Na Jao Saiyya Churrake Baiyya Kasam Tumhari Mein ro Padungi--from Sahib Bibi Aur Ghulam of 1950's)

after some time Iccha regains her consciousness n sees that Vansh is going out.

She runs after him n stoops n grabs his legs n starts her freestyle.Vansh tries to get off her hands n she grabs his legs again n again n again n again n again.
All the while there is continuous flowing of all holy rivers -Ganga, Jamuna, Kaveri,Goodavari ,Narmada,Sarawati,etc from her eyes.
Ultimately ,Vansh gets tired of this repeated steps of "pair chod-pair pakad" steps that he gives her a big push n runs outside.🤢


I just took out some frustration.My sincere apologies to Vansh-Ichcha fans n the moderators.😭

suggestions r welcome..plz add ur own ideas to the post.😛

I dedicate this to the super humorous shonuu who is my inspiration n also Jyoti whose humour I admire too.

Tommorow my post will be on Veer Tap salsa/samba/Tango/Rumba..if this one is liked.😃

ROFL.... gr8 guys , i still visit forum for shonnus posts but looks like i have another reason to come to this forum ................. just mindblowingly funnny

Originally posted by: shonuu

OMG. i dont remember when last time i read something such humorous and hilarious.... that was really mind blowing arunima,,,, i wish i could click the like button a 100 times...... and thanx for the dedication but i must say your style is better than mine.... did you watch in movies or serials... when old women say,,, ab meri bahu ne ghar sambhal liya ha,,,ab main chain se mar sakti hon,,or father saying the same when son starts handling father's business.... i m feeling the same,, hey i m not saying that i can die now,,, i m trying to say that now if i wont be able to write,,, people will not miss me as they have a stupendo,, fabulously ,, fantastical talented writer here on the forum......👏

Thanx a lot😊
So funny , Shonuu! U handing me the keys of the house n saying "Bahu tu hi ghar sambhal"..🤣🤣
But no one can match your sense of humour surely...my stock is limited n ur stock of humour is infinite😃

@JayaV n @Sahera thanx a lot!😊😊