Originally posted by: dusk2dawn
Even Moga mein kahin paani nahi aayega then also Tejo mata will go to fix the pipe 🤣

Moving on in UD land??


I can only say this..

Wahh,
Teri creativity 👌👌😍😍
Moga mey pipe burst ya phir kuch bhi ho jaye, super woman hazir hain.
Fateh ko agar cockroach sey dar lega, uskey liye bhi hazir hain. Cockroach ko mar mar key uska bartha benadegi.
Psychology sey accounting sab ata hain
Virks key ghar mey agar koi pagal gusgeya to sabko piche karke bolegi.
Main dimaag ki expert hun, main handle karlun gi. Ap sab piche hat jao.
Candy agar virks key roof top key uper phasgeya, phir bi sabko piche kardegi. Main sambhal lungi. Mere pas extra skills hain.
College main agar Mahi ko kisi ledkey ney tackle kiya tab bhi bolegi.
Mujhey karate ata hain. Phu fa phu fa indian desi karate. Not chinese phuk( blow) marne wala stunt.
Kushveer public speech deta hain to get votes but due to low blood pressure, faints. Tejo super intelligent mike peked legi . Politics knowledge bhi hain madam ko.
Virks khandan goes restaurant for dinner. Suddenly black out. Tejo bolti electrician ko bulaney ki koyi zerurat nehin. Main fius thik kardeti hun.
College mey aag( fire) leg jati hain. Tejo mata sabko bechaleti hain. Phir hospital pahunch jati hain. Heartbeat stopped. Doctors wants to give shock. She wakes up suddenly and walks away. Main thik hun doctor. The doctor gets a shock instead.
Sab rote( cry) hain. Humari tejo thik ho jai
Tejo kamre key bahar ati hain. Mujhey kuch nehin hoga
Everyone puzzled.
Tejo proudly.
Pure moga ka theka liya hain. Main itni jaldi nehin merney wali.
Uper wala bolta heaven mey
I put extra woman power in her!!
Tejo maiya ko sab ata hain
Tejo mata teri seda hi jai🙏
Edited by Aniash - 3 years ago