Hello forumwasis...So we all know Angad maan is gonna say tata by bye to udaariyaan, and regardless of our different fandoms, and ships, we can all agree, Angad Maan was the sanest character to exist, and Fatang>>>> Tejang+Jasfa+ Fatejo.... So here's a lil thing on my no 1 couple Fatang. And I'd like to dedicate it to dusk2dawn who just taught me a very impressive life skill❤️ Enjoy.
"So do you've any idea what you're going to do next...?" Angad asked Fateh as a very agitated Fateh was leaving Sharma's mansion with Angad.
"You know you can come with me...It's no issue really. And honestly I think Tejo should know everything... in fact she might get better soon. Since the accident she keeps having flashes that you two have met...she will get some peace knowing she's not going crazy. And honestly, she deserves the truth." Angad looked at him sighing at the circumstances.
"Truth will come out, and I'll have to face her, and tell her. But rn I've to find out everything I can about this accident, and everything, also I want Tejo to recover before I tell her anything." Fateh replied.
Both men looked at each other, sighed about everything which happened few minutes earlier.
Mr. Sharma: You don't know what he tried to do with Tanya...and you're defending him?
Angad: NO! The problem isn't what he tried to do with her...problem is he didn't tried to do anything with her...with all her seductions and provocations.
Mr. Sharma: How dare you talk about her like that!! And you don't even know him.
Angad: Except I do. He's a friend. I'm a partner in his sports academy. And I do know him. Fateh is a lot of things, but he can never do this.
Mrs. Sharma was however sobbing in the corner, with a ripped blouse, after alleging that Fateh tried to force himself on her.
Then suddenly Fateh remembered something.
"Sir just once...once listen to me. I've proof of my innocence. I can prove that I've never touched Mrs Sharma while she's been throwing herself on me this entire time. I'd have left the job but then you fell ill."
There were CCTVs all over the property, and they found several angles of the first meet between Tanya and fateh. Everyone saw how lustily Tanya touched shirtless Fateh while continuing to get close to him. Suddenly her tears disappeared and fear flashed in her eyes.
After a whole lot of apologies,promises, crying, tears and drama finally Fateh was able to leave the Sharmas. Thankfully, he's not entirely broke anymore, as Mr Sharma paid his entire due and three months salary where he wouldn't need to work for them.
Angad also told him how he's leaving India with Riya and settling in London with his grandparents.
Two friends were upset but then they looked at each other, and they both understood that look.
After a few minutes of drive Fatang reached a bar, and it was then that Dionysus smiled, as his two staunch devotees had joined hands once again.
"Hey let's have a shots competition...What say?" Angad suggested and Fateh happily accepted. Few other heard it too and two guys also decided to join them. And so the four men started chugging vodka shots as people around them cheered.
One of them tapped out at 9, while other one kept going till 11. On the other hand Fateh and Angad were busy competing with each other and kept the competition going on. However after 16th shot, the bar tender decided to end it before one of these gentleman threw up.
Fateh and Angad looked at each other and started laughing uncontrollably....
"Dudeee....i wannna telll yooou smthng...." Angad said, with slur in his voice.
"Bol bhaii....bollll...." Fateh shook his shoulders and focused at him, and then started laughing.
"Bol naa broooo...I'm listening...." Fateh's face fell, as he thought his friend was laughing at him.
"Tujhe pata hai mujhe Mrs. Sharma kiski yaad dilati hain...?"
Fateh squinted his eyes and thought hard, and was almost about to give up... when something suddenly clicked. Their eyes met and both shouted... "JASMINE" and shuddered.
Fateh suddenly remembered just how horrible and handsy Mrs Sharma was and shivered. Then he hugged Angad tightly and put his head on his shoulder. Angad was touched and he caressed his hair... "Bro you okkkk"
Apparently it's too much for Fateh and he broke down... "Bhaiiii....bhaiii...tuu mahan...tereko pata nahin but tu mahan haiii...tujhe pata nahin wo sharma kitti kutti aurat thi...ek baar toh main shirtless tha, tabhi mujhe pakad liya. tune mujhe bacha liyaaa..."
Angad felt horrible for him and he took his face in his hands..."Shee's a bittchhh mannn...a creepy perterv bitchhh.... You're be safe ab...worry no bhaiii....no worry bhaiii..."
Finally with Angad's reassurances F was sure that Mrs Sharma won't be able to touch him ever again.
Around 11 PM, and after a few drinks more the chakna wasn't doing it anymore and they both felt hungry. They tried to order some food but the kitchen was about to shut and they couldn't get anything. However they were really hungry too, so they both got out of the bar and started to look for a restaurant which was still open. However most were already closed and others were closing down.
They both walked for a while when they heard some loud music nearby... there's a baraat going on somewhere. Seeing that, Fateh smiled and said... "oii yaaraaa khaanaa...."
"Kahan haii khana...bhookh hai har jagah..."
Fateh dragged him with him and after stumbling a bit, both reached where the wedding procession was going on, and then quietly joined the baraat. However, a song started which brought the two sharabis on forefront
Talli hua talli hua
Yaara dekho yaara mera talli hua
Yahaan gira wahan gira
Yaara dekho yaara mera kahan gira
Talli hua talli hua
Yaara dekho yaara mera talli hua
Yahaan gira wahan gira
Yaara dekho yaara mera kahan gira
They both heard the song, and couldn't stop themselves from joining the dancers in front of baraat.
Yaar.. bothal khulwade
Thodi si aaj pila de
Yaar.. tujhe sau da baatein
Patiala peg bana de
Yaar.. tu apna garam hai
Khushiyon ko dil me daram hai
Yaar.. yaari ki kasam hai
La de tu jithni hi raahe
Because what they had in the bar wasn't enough, they also accepted a few swigs from the men who're also drinking.
Tun tana tun tana tun tana (Yaa ho…) tana tun tana (Yaa ho…)
Tun tana tun tana tun tana (Yaa ho…) Milke sagar chalkao
Tun tana tun tana tun tana (Yaa ho…) tana tun tana (Yaa ho…)
Tun tana tun tana tun tana (Yaa ho…) Milke sagar chalkao
Talli hua talli hua
Yaara dekho yaara mera talli hua
Yahaan gira wahan gira
Yaara dekho yaara mera kahan gira
Talli hua talli hua
Yaara dekho yaara mera talli hua
Yahaan gira wahan gira
Yaara dekho yaara mera kahan gira
With more booze than water in their body, two men completely lost it and started dancing. Lucky for them, almost entire baraat was very drunk and nobody thought these two drunkards are outta their relationships, and don't belong there. With dancers like these, they just matched in the crowd.
Ek ya do din ka jeena
Dakkan dakkan ka peena
Jeena toh khul ke jeena
Sorry sorry sorry sorry very very sorry
Mein hoon mein bhi arbhi na
Sab mujh pe shauk o heena
Chalthe hum taan ke seena
Sorry sorry sorry sorry very very sorry
Sorry mein toh nashe mein hoon
Maze mein hoon kasam Se
Zara dil saaf kar ke aaj satiya pao
Tun tana tun tana tun tana (Yaa ho…) tana tun tana (Yaa ho…)
Tun tana tun tana tun tana (Yaa ho…) Milke sagar chalkao
Both of them danced enthusiastically, singing along with the song, and participated with full ardour in the must have naagin dance ceremony of drunkards, where Angad played the role of a very shaatir naagin and Fateh acted like a sapera, all complete with his handkerchief turned into pungi/been to control the dangerous naagin.
Tun tana tun tana tun tana (Yaa ho…) tana tun tana (Yaa ho…)
Tun tana tun tana tun tana (Yaa ho…) Milke sagar chalkao
Tun tana tun tana tun tana (Yaa ho…) tana tun tana (Yaa ho…)
Tun tana tun tana tun tana (Yaa ho…) Milke sagar chalkao
Talli hua talli hua
Yaara dekho yaara mera talli hua
Yahaan gira wahan gira
Yaara dekho yaara mera kahan gira
Talli hua talli hua
Yaara dekho yaara mera talli hua
Yahaan gira wahan gira
Yaara dekho yaara mera kahan gira
After a few more pegs, more dancing shenanigans finally the baraat reached at the destination, however the welcome wasn't as they expected.
Apparently the baraat had been quite late, none of the close relatives were sober enough to call the bride's side and tell them that they'll get late, and now after seeing that this was a family of drunkards, girl's family was reconsidering whether the match was really suitable. After all they didn't want their daughter to marry into an alcoholic family.
Angad and Fateh forgot everything once they saw the buffet, and like rest of the baraat, they too joined in the race to get the biryani which wasn't just rice after people picked the good stuff, crispiest dosas, and butter drenched naan. However these two had the extra advantage of height and breadth, and they're taller and broader than everyone else, so they got the lion's share. The food was delicious, and they both ate a lot...A LOT. At one point both side's were rolling their eyes, thinking these two were from the other side, and how bhukkad they were. However, Fatang had too many drinks to give a single F.
After so much food, and so much dance, a hint of sobriety started to dawn upon the two. They both felt like naughty boys as they realised they had just gatecrashed a wedding and ate free food. They were about to take their leave when they saw there's something happening in the corner, where the closest relatives were gathered. The went closer and heard...
"Uncle but I don't even drink...I don't even know most people...I don't know who they're.." the groom was pleading.
Well what had happened was, the girl's parents decided after seeing the baraat, that they weren't about to marry their precious daughter in that family of drunks, and they had requested the groom to go back.
This sobered up the duo rather quickly. Then Angad came upto girl's parents with folded hands, and said
"Aap ladke ko jante ho?"
"Haan." girl's father replied.
"Uske character mein koi issue hai?"
"Nahin" dad replied curtly.
"Phir aap hum jaison ke behavior ki wajah se ye decision kyon le rahe ho? Mujhe na aap jante ho, na dulha, phir aap aise idhar udhar ke logon ki wajah se shaadi kyon rukwa rahe ho?" Angad asked them with utmost respect, and ultimately the ceremonies started.
As the groom was about to climb on the stage for Varmala, he looked at Fateh and
Angad, and asked, "What do you mean ki tumhe na main janta hoon, na wo? Tum aakhir ho kaun? Ladki wale ya ladkewale?"
Fateh and Angad looked at each other, shared a smile and ran from the venue with the speed of a cheetah.
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