Troll Post # Kamal Narayan.

Main aur mera mohur..
aksar yeh baatein kartein hai.
ke tum hoti toh aisa hota.
tum hoti toh waisa hota.
suraj bandua hota.
main maalik.
woh bhi kya maahol hota.
ke tum hoti toh aisa hota.
main aur mera mohur.

i swear everytime i used to watch him crooning over his precious mohur i think of this shayari in Amitabh bacchan's deep baritone.
i almost visualized KN wearing a leather jacket and doing an SRK pose to serenade that thing.

ok.. so what is the big deal about this mohur anyways?
did a witch conjured it from a magical potion?
or it is Merlin the magician's creation?
or maybe Vishvakarma; God's own architect; created it?

why does KN expects it to work wonders as per his whims and fancies?
so he will put that mohur on Suraj and Suraj is gonna drop on all fours and go .. boww..
c'mon.. this is Suraj Rajvanshi we are talking about.
though he may willingly embrace slavery to protect chakor if the story line proceeds that way.. but that mohur thing nothing to break spirit of an 8 years old.
and we are talking about a meanest bad ass here.

so really the faith Mr. KN has on his precious mohur is SO touching.
bol toh.. ekdum aasoon agaye. by god.

what a piece of work this mohur is!
first it was rectangle.
and then it turned circle.
and maybe it will mutate to pentagon soon...

oh damn! wait a minute!
does that mean it is actually magical😳.

well jokes apart...
every bloody good story needs a supreme protagonist... and a worthy antagonist.
batman wouldn't have been the hero he is without the magnificent Joker; the villain that he was.
a great hero needs an equally spectacular villain.

what do our resident Batman and Robin have to deal with... a real joker. errr in literal sense.
instead of menacing, chilling, vicious bad guy.. we got ourselves a hormonal teenager going 'he loves me! he loves me not!'
Should Suraj die! Should he be a bandua.
no he must die! no wait! he should live!
i will punish him! no wait i'll kill him!
no i will deal with Chakor first! and then be a blabbermouth about my awesome plans and tell who else but Suraj about it.
aren't i ishmart! mean baddie!

utha le re baba.

A great story needs a great hero (black/white or grey but a hero) AND a great villain.
could we have our hero back?
and yes while you are at it.. give us our villain back too. (if KN still remains hopeless could we get that anonymous Dubai Sheikh going psychotic for Chakor on our screen please. would love to see Suraj channeling 'biwi hai humaari' again.)

and yes.. if the mohur is indeed magical kindly pass it on to me.
i am gonna use it on Ambanis and order them to adopt me.😳

I was laughing out sooo loud when I read this. 🤣 I did imagain Big B's voice and doing it... my colleagues peering at me from their cubicles.

You put into words so elegantly what I feel about this show, be it chakor, suraj or them both. It's brought some excellent energy into the forum

The mystical Mohar has lost all it's magical powers as it was revealed to earlier.

I second your question Dear Show, could we have our hero back?

God! This is hillarious!🤣

ROFL 🤣 🤣
Hilarious that was!! I was laughing throughout 🤣

KN has officially gone mad so is his 'waaris' a.k.a Ragini the good for nothing 😆

I am honestly unable to understand what was the need for a special mohar for Suraj??? Like how exactly is it going to give him the so called maut-se-badtar zindagi...? Plzz explain 😆

And what is it with the cat and mouse game they are playing with each other while living under the same roof? I mean if you have to kill Suraj,go into his bedroom when he is at home and shoot...kaam khatm 😆
What is the need to send him somewhere and then kill him...how ridiculous is that?? 😕 😆

I have nothing to comment about the shape of the mohar..I guess the makers keep forgetting the initial shape of it...that is the only possible explanation 🤣

Lovely post 🤗

Originally posted by: ..chotu..

God! This is hillarious!🤣

Even I wondered what would happen if Suraj would become a bandhua. Maut se bhi badhtar zindagi hum denge Suraj ko and all! Does he even remember that Chakor also had that bandhua stamp and still has, but still he is not able to beat Chakor in the he has mastered! Chakor keeps running away and budhaape ke wajah se KN isnt able to chase her!🤣

Maybe its budhaapa only that KN from his Devil Kumar mode has changed drastically into Confused Devil Kumar mode! I think finally Ranjhana will get tired of dealing with him and when he fails in future she will start saying

Kamal ji, aapki galti nahi hai. Budhaape main akshar dimaag ka thikaana nahi rehta. Aap chinta mat kijiye. Hum abhi jawan hai aur ab planning hum karte hain.

And thank you for pointing out the mystery of the shape changing mohur! 😲I never noticed it. Good observation dear.👍🏼

Its actually funny to see KN nowdays. I think that the psychological disorder disease is virally spreading now. Yeah, Ragini already has it that too on superstage and KN, I fear is on STAGE 1!

Very good post dear and yeah, I absolutely loved the shyari too!😆

@Bold- 🤣 🤣

ROFL...🤣 has has ke pagal ho rahi hun mein. ..fentastic post dear...😳👏

Superb post! Couldn't laugh loud else my client will think I have gone crazy working on their project!🤣

Nimmi, you are da bomb!!! 😆