Written in a moment of madness, it's for fun😃
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3. Tell them you saw Mike Newton flirting with Bella in the cafeteria during one of those days when he was "camping"
4. Scream in the public that he is a follower as he look Bella sleeping every night and follows her everywhere
5. Tell him that he play piano very badly
8) Tell him that you * know * what Bella is thinking
16) Call him stupid shiny Volvo owner
18) Then laugh and joke as he is a virgin
19) Then call him "107 years old virgin"
20) Every time he is near you, you jump in front of a nearby car and scream, asking him to save.
21) Ask him why everyone in his family have more muscle than him.
22) Run around him with a cigarette lighter, threatening to fire him if he do one step close to you.
23) Show him a picture of Robert Pattinson and laugh about their similarity
24) Tell him that Bella went to Italy to be transformed into a vampire by Aro
25) When he is in Italy, jump up and say "Just Kidding"
26) Ask him to transform into a vampire
27) When he say no, beg him and threaten him with the life of Bella
28) When he finally agrees to bite you, whispers "I can not wait that Bella hear this"
29) When he bite you, starts screaming and begins to cry while you ask "How could you do to a perfect little girl like me?
30) Once you become a vampire, go to Edward and tell him you bite Bella.
35) Tell him that he was right and that her blood's tastes was fantastic and you were not able to hold you, so sorry.
36) Tell him that now you can read minds.
37) Push him to the sun and Sing "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend"
38) Watch "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" and every time you see Cedric start yelling "Cedward" as strong as you can
39) Use stylish words throughout a conversation and then ask him what you said
40) Whenever Bella enters the room, jumps back to Edward and whisper in his ear "I'll be your monkey"
41) Buy a T-shirt of "Vampire f**ks" and wear it everywhere
42) Sit next to him in Biology and every time he looks at you, passed a hand through your hair and let the smell of your blood overwhelms him.
43) Ask him what happened to Cedric in the end of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire." Asked if Carlisle is actually masked Voldemort and Voldemort is actually a vampire who attacked Cedric and now he became Edward Cullen
44) Sing "Seventeen Forever" of the Metro Station
45) Ask him about Dracula, you know, his cousin?
46) Cut your finger and then run to him asking help
47) When he tells you to go away, reply saying "Are you * sure * that you don't want?"
48) Every time he complain or argue, say "And now what you want to do, Edward? Go in Italy? "
49) Tell him that you saw Bella washing an animal of the dimension of a wolf
50) Make him read Eclipse.
