Donations to open Psych Ward!!!

guys we always needed a psych ward for sumi earlier on but now that there r more characters that need to b admitted i think we should build 1..........

so all donations r welcome as it will b used for a very noble cause of getting rid of all looneys in guha/TD land..........

also guys who end up admitting looneys will be highly rewarded!!!

so all u creative geniuses (CB, mink, jingle, samy, etc) lets get started........

Mamta

arrey yaar now we have to build a looney bin for these looneys! I didn't think that we'd have to pay such a high price for being loyal to TD.. chalo lets get started on the donations! I'm willing to donate my first paycheck (as soon as I find a job that is 😆😆) to first of all take care of that witch Maheka aka kabab mein haddi 😡

Should have gotten rid of that Sumi when we had the chance.. at least today we wouldn't have to watch looneys multiplying like DNA 😳

Mamo dear,

I am donating for the special wards

Ward Name – (Loonyland) over crowded

1^st patient -DK suffering from loonyism, inherited from his Mom

Complaint- just started walking without the support of his crutches, but brain has stopped functioning. High doze of Morphine injections, ruptured his brain cells. Suffering from dumbness, blindness & deafness

Treatment – throw him from da cliff once again, brain will get relocated

2^nd patient –Disha suffering from sacrificism, inherited from her father Deva (sacrificed her daughter)

Complaint- suffering from Amnesia, doesn't remember what Kanchi once told her…go look for Pori

3^rd patient –Mahika suffering from psychoism, inherited from where I don't know…it's a rare breed.

Complaint- mera pati sirf mera hain Disha ka pati bhi mera hain.

4^th patient –Rano suffering from badlaaism, inherited from her Mom

Complaint- wants everything whatever Disha has. Suffering from greediness

Treatment – Crocodile Dundee can run his car over her….kissa hi khatam

Rest I leave, for the others to write.

here's for Ved who's suffering from Dishaism (or is it the lack of.. 😕)

Complaint - confused whether he wants Disha or revenge..

Treatment - get rid of those long hair (sorry jings) and go easy on the makeup.. maybe then someone will be attracted to him and will put him out of his misery and us out of ours

Originally posted by: lalgulab

here's for Ved who's suffering from Dishaism (or is it the lack of.. 😕)

Complaint - confused whether he wants Disha or revenge..

Treatment - get rid of those long hair (sorry jings) and go easy on the makeup.. maybe then someone will be attracted to him and will put him out of his misery and us out of ours

😆😆😆don't make me laugh....you are looking for a job......i will be looking for one, very soon...if get such hysterical attacks in my office😆😆

Hey

CB yaar mamaoo tum ne kia suru kar diya..I am cracking up CB this is hilarious yaar 👏 Too good TD kis puri team hi bimaar hai...Ilaj suru ka do..

Samy

U guys r just too good..........

Patient - Mehka (yet again)suffering from hallucination......could b something she inherited from the miracle doc.........

complaint - thinks dk is her lawfully wedded better half & Aaroh's dad

Treatment - dose of reality check that dk is still married to dish.......she will need to be secluded for a while away from dk in order for her mental balance to return........

Patient - Sanya suffering from revengism.........not inherited but self created.....

Complaint - seems to blame all her problems on dish & hence joined suki & rano in plotting against dish......

Treatment - isolation with gautam, her husband in a private ward till she realises that dk never told her that he luvd her in the 1st place........so how can she blame dish for their break up.........Idiot

well guys i think we can find a reason to admit all character of TD..........
BTW i am donating a ward just for mehka..........in my opinion she needs the most 😉 ......

Mamta

😆 😆 That's too funny guys 👏 👏

Now don't leave Suki Kaki on the loose -

complaint - The mouth has got stuck on the side of the face and the eyeballs have popped out

treatment - put mouth back in place with the famous chappel and then give botox injections so mouth doesn't move because of extra large trout pout! No treatment needed for the hanging eyeballs - she can jiggle them around to show her displeasure ..... 😃

tum logon ka jawab nahin. 👏
TD dekhte dekhte specialist bhi ban gaye. what's next? tum log kitne acche ho - dusro ki bimaari ka khaal hai. elaaj bhi kerne ko tiyaar (ready) ho. sirf budget ki problem hai.😉

Hey any psych majors out there???

perhaps u can volunteer ur services.......

Mamta