To cheer the 4rum

Hey it has been very quiet on the 4rum and my next episode of PnP is not ready as yet...

I thought I will cheer every one up including self! Someone sent it to me so I thought I will share it with you guys:

Before Marriage you're Azaaaadd but after
marriage you're Barbad

1) 1st Year of Marriage:
Husband speaks, wife listen.

2nd Year of Marriage:
Wife speaks, husband listen.

3rd Year of Marriage:
Both speaks, Neighbours listen'...!

4)shaadi se pehle , " Maine Pyar Kiya "
shaadi ke baad , " Yeh Maine Kya Kiya "!!!!

Uhhu.,..Uhhu...Good one Sim 😆 & on rite time 😉

😆 Sim dat waz brilliant, lekin yaar tum dara0 mat mujhe 😆

BIG J

Big J lage raho!! I am planning to move to Enggland.. CB aati hai kya? 😆

Good ones Simi. Now some from me here to cheer you up.

1. Light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off as a part of cost cutting
2. There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, my salary isn't sufficient
3. I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
4. They can't fire me, slaves have to be sold.
5. Home is where the television is.
6. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
7. Death is hereditary.
8. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
9. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
10. Never argue with fools. First they bring you down to their level and beat you with sheer experience.
11. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
12. Well done is better than well said.
13. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
14. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

CHEERS!!!!!!

👏 👏
sim your so good at stuff like this

Originally posted by: rm_apple

Big J kya bolta? 😉

arre SIS, bilkul sahi bolte 😆

BIG J

Good one Vidz 👏 & thanx for posting on dull Sunday 😳 ....Jr. flight in 5 hrs 😳 main nikalti hoon...Sim join me soon 😉

Originally posted by: vidya0906

Good ones Simi. Now some from me here to cheer you up.

1. Light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off as a part of cost cutting
2. There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, my salary isn't sufficient
3. I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
4. They can't fire me, slaves have to be sold.
5. Home is where the television is.
6. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
7. Death is hereditary.
8. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
9. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
10. Never argue with fools. First they bring you down to their level and beat you with sheer experience.
11. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
12. Well done is better than well said.
13. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
14. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

CHEERS!!!!!!

Dat waz Wicked Vid'z real g00d stuff, keep it up SIS 👏

BIG J

Originally posted by: vidya0906

Good ones Simi. Now some from me here to cheer you up.

1. Light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off as a part of cost cutting
2. There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, my salary isn't sufficient
3. I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
4. They can't fire me, slaves have to be sold.
5. Home is where the television is.
6. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
7. Death is hereditary.
8. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
9. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
10. Never argue with fools. First they bring you down to their level and beat you with sheer experience.
11. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
12. Well done is better than well said.
13. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
14. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

CHEERS!!!!!!

Thanks vidya.. 👏especially I liked😆

1. Light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off as a part of cost cutting

3. I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

10. Never argue with fools. First they bring you down to their level and beat you with sheer experience.

14. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

😆