This is an imaginary convo so don't take it seriously.
Guhas have been tolerating my criticism for a while, so today they decided to put me on the hot seat to answer their valid questions. But CB is not an easy fish to catch….Kaye Bolta!!!😉😆
G(Q).Why do you watch our show when you are the nastiest one to pass a comment?
CB(A). Mera screw dheela hain that's why I watch your show aur I am aadat se majboor and can't resist DK.😕
G(Q).What do you like about our show?
CB(A). Mera to screw dheela hain… tumhara screw kahin kho gaya hain....there was a time when I liked your show…lekin abb sabb mambo jumbo hua hain🤢.
G(Q). Which character you enjoy the most?
CB(A). Gargi & Pori. They are wicked & weird at the same time. Thanks to you that Pori's character will be bumped off shortly. The artists too feel that the story is dragging…when this realization will befall on you….Uparwala jaane😕.
G(Q). What about the lead protagonist DK & Disha don't you like the Chemistry between them?
CB(A). What Chemistry, Physics & Biology… thanks to you that they were & never will be together. Voh Sabki Disha hain except for our DK. " Their kundali was made at an odd hour…may be during a lunar eclipse.
Sooraj Barjatya is making a new movie after watching TD "Hum Alag Alag Hain" 😭
Now it's my turn to question the Guhas who are pursuing their new fond hobby of confusing the poor audience
CB(Q). Question of the millennium:- Is Satvik DK?
G(A). Satvik is Satvik & DK is DK. To know the suspense you have to wait n watch & tolerate our trash. (confusing me big time😡…thank god they realized they are producing trash)🤢
CB(Q). Who was the person recording DK's murder & didn't bother to save him?
G(A). Oh...voh…don't bother, he is a new fashion photographer pursuing a career in making Real Life Documentary. He is too shy to face the camera so we thought to benefit from his shyness & confuse the viewers.😉
CB(Q). Who was the person who destroyed DK's Protimaa (Statue)?
G(A). Arrey yaar…that statue shaped up badly. It looked as if DK was starving for months. So we decided to destroy it. But since we are on money saving spree, we got an idea for Paisa vasool. We decided to confuse the audience. We wanted the viewers to think who it can be who hates DK even after his death. Confusion ka confusion aur paisa bhi vasool. So don't break your head thinking who it can be...another camera shy person.
CB(Q). Why did Pori go in Disha's disguise to kill DK? He was going to die any ways….so why another confusion here?
G(A). Future planning…very important…you must learn from us. Incase we plan to bring DK back, so there has to be some kind of misunderstanding between the 2D's phir humaari story aage kaise badegi. Get it. (Got it😕😒). Another reason was that Pori had some other commitments on that day of shooting, we had to kill DK on the destined day…and again we are still on money saving spree….how could we suffer the loss of not having Pori on the set.
What are the 5 major highlights of Tumhari Disha
- Unwanted & undesired twist (We love Gilebi's)😃
- Sudden death, murders & suicide (Shock Therapy)
- Evil winning over virtuous (Mugambo khush hua)😈
- Miracles (Honee ko Anhonee karr de Anhonee ko honee)
- DK n Disha (Ek Duje ke liye but not in this century)💔
After attending the class of Guhaism my condition is something like this.
Cricket
