THE DK KI SHAADI COORDINATING COMMITTEE
Mink - Marriage Coordinator / Councellor : All interested, eligible girl should send their brief resume to Mink at Mink@dkkishaadi.com. Mink@dkkishaadi.com👍🏼
Samy - Chief Make-up Artist cum Dress Designer: All those participating in the Wedding can also get their attire designed by Samy at a nominal cost. DK will have his trial rounds beginning today itself, so that Samy can work on his entire wadrobe! The Cucumber pack will take care of the make-up!😎
Twine - Official Massauer cum Cleopatronizing for DK: Before you guys start rolling your eyes and do a double gulp, I want to explain Twine's duty. Twine will be preparing this Haldi and Chandan Ka Mixture to smear all over him & make our Punjabi Munda's skin glow like a 100 Watt Bulb on his D-day! (😳) Stop rolling your eyes so much girls, they will pop out! Twine make sure that you keep an eye on Samy and Mamta and also Mink, they might be upto a lot of tricks!😆
Jingle - Chief Security Officer cum Eye-keeper on Langur: Any of the participants getting harassed by Indy can report directly to Jingle, she will hit Indy with DK's support stick and that should take care of the dude for sometime till he is back to his Monkey activities.😉
Lata & Swathi - Music Arranger cum DJ: Lata will be compiling a list of all latest Hindi Shaadi based songs and Swathi will mix them and play it for the guests!👏
Aaliyah - Master of Ceremonies: With so many functions and all going on, we need a central coordinating person to ensure that everything goes smoothly and maximum participation is ensure in every function! Aali, you will have to see that while everyone participates in the festivities, Suki Kaki and Indy don't move from their respective places, we don't want the decorations to get spoilt na😉
Memsaab - Chief of Catering Operations: Mem didn't volunteer, but since she is one of the oldest and most respected members of the TD forum, I have put her name on my own accord (I hope u don't mind that😳), you can always Swap duties, btw! The most important duty for you will be to see that Gargi and Pori don't gobble up the Shaadi Ka Khana before even the guests arrive! (Can't trust those women with anything😳) Also, keeping an eye on Inder Bunder so that he doens't land up in a Cauldron of boiling Dal Makhani, while trying to sneak around😆
Nikki - Chief-incharge of Gifts and Sum Maa: Nikki will keep one eye on the Gifts coming in (make sure Nikki, Indy does not act his cheap self and does present something) and one eye on Sum Maa who has to be gifted away, so that DK and his new wife can live peacefully!😕
Ms. England and Vidya - Cheerleading Squad: Both of you will be dressed nattily & will be holding Pom-Pom's in your hands and welcoming the guests. Incase Indy is upto his usual trick, the Pompom can be thrusted into his mouth to shut him up for sometime
Mamta - Head of Honeymoon Coordination: Mam's will have to see that not only a cheap, romantic, secluded spot has to be found, but also, she will have to see that none of the rejected girls stalk poor DK and his new bride on their trip!❤️
Comeone guys, the rest of you have to come up with your activities. None of you can be left behind, we all have to put in our bit, after all it our DK's Wedding! Mink, we have to get an inital draft of the list of Swayamvar Participants posted.....the girls can begin piling on make-up and stuff😛
Cheers,
Chilly
PS: All the Coordinating Committee Members - A Statutory Warning, None of you are supposed to make passes at DK or try to wriggle him out of the Wedding Venue before the Marriage takes place. We can always get him forcibly divorced once the Marriage is through!😆
Arjun
