Friday Funny

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, DK and Disha decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.

When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?"

Immediately, DK held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the Disha began talking 90 miles and hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to Disha, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes and sat her back down.

Afterwards, Disha sat there - speechless. The counselor looked over at DK who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to DK, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

DK scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."😕

Originally posted by: Nisu

"Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

DK scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."😕

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Nisu you are the bomb, it is so funny.

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i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright one more to make up for the last few weeks....

DK walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs DK that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him? DK is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, DK stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. DK looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, DK bursts in through the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds DK that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

Surprised DK looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?😆

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omg nisu!!


you rock!!!


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very very funny 😆

😆 😆 😆 liked your versions of these funnies nisu..........

Mamta

Good morning Nisu, what else can one wish for than starting the day in such a humorous way. Thank you for making my morning so hilarious😊👏.

Nisu, Thanks so much for these. 😆

😆 That was hilarious Nisu. Keep it up 👏 👏 👏