Friday Funny

A bit early...but I will be out tomorrow...and the forum is a bit slow today...so enjoy!

A couple had two little mischievous daughters, ages 8 and 10, name Gargi and Vasu. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their daughters would get the blame.

The daughters' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her daughters. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually.

So, the mother sent her daughter Gargi first, in the morning, with Vasu to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat Gargi down and asked her sternly, "Where is God?"

Gargi's mouth dropped open, but sitting there with her mouth hanging open, she made no response.

The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?"

Again, she made no attempt to answer.

So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in Gargi's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"

Gargi screamed and bolted from the room. She ran directly home and dove into her closet, slamming the door behind her.

When Vasu found her in the closet, she asked, "What happened?"

Gargi, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"

Here are some funnies from Vidya...

Grandma's Age:

Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, "39 and holding." Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "and how old would you be if you let go?"

First Time Ushers:

A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, "don't pay for me daddy. I'm under five."

Prayers:

The Sunday school teacher asked, "now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," he replied, "we don't have to. My mom is a good cook!"

Climb The Walls:

"Oh, I sure am happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. "Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." the grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked. "I heard him tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit" the little boy answered.

The Mood Ring:

My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.

The Water Pistol:

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Mom smiled and then replied....."I remember."

Half Price:

US Air recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the P.R. department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "what trip?"

Life After Death:

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!

loll love the ring one nice oen vidya and nisuu loll 😆

thanks ,the one about Gargi and Vas is hilarious!!!!
mona.

Thanx nisu and vidya for cheering us up with nice jokes.

Originally posted by: Nisu

A bit early...but I will be out tomorrow...and the forum is a bit slow today...so enjoy!

A couple had two little mischievous daughters, ages 8 and 10, name Gargi and Vasu. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their daughters would get the blame.

The daughters' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her daughters. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually.

So, the mother sent her daughter Gargi first, in the morning, with Vasu to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat Gargi down and asked her sternly, "Where is God?"

Gargi's mouth dropped open, but sitting there with her mouth hanging open, she made no response.

The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?"

Again, she made no attempt to answer.

So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in Gargi's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"

Gargi screamed and bolted from the room. She ran directly home and dove into her closet, slamming the door behind her.

When Vasu found her in the closet, she asked, "What happened?"

Gargi, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"

THAT WAS AWESOME😆😆😆

Originally posted by: Nisu

Here are some funnies from Vidya...

Grandma's Age:

Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, "39 and holding." Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "and how old would you be if you let go?"

First Time Ushers:

A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, "don't pay for me daddy. I'm under five."

Prayers:

The Sunday school teacher asked, "now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," he replied, "we don't have to. My mom is a good cook!"

Climb The Walls:

"Oh, I sure am happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. "Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." the grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked. "I heard him tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit" the little boy answered.

The Mood Ring:

My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.

The Water Pistol:

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Mom smiled and then replied....."I remember."

Half Price:

US Air recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the P.R. department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "what trip?"

Life After Death:

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!

hi vidya...the climb the wall...the water pistol and climb the wall were the best😆..ur jokes really seemed to have lightened everyones mood...thnx

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omg!! That was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

Thank u Nisu and Vidya for making us laugh a day before.........with ur friday funny..... 👏 👏 👏

hey nisu and vidya thanks for the jokes they did the job! 😆
luv
minnie