Adi : I am back! I am back! Even my pendant is on my back!
DG:
Masi: Get the Thali now!
Payal: Who is this? Photo mein toh koi aur hai!
Suman: That owl is staring at me.
Uma: Masi sa, here.
Masi: Arre not khane ki thali, aarti ki thali. Chalo, I will use this cleverly placed diya as a make shift aarti.
Payal: Oh! This man has grown and lost weight. Mein bhi na! UFF!
Pallomi: Creepy Creepy Creepy Muhje Log Boley! Hi Creepy Hello Creepy Kyun Bolen?
Uma: This is your wife, Payal!
Adi: I will react as if I have seen a chocolate cake and lick my lips.
Pallomi: Ooo, Competition for me!Yuppie!
Payal: If you people had Adi's photo eight years ago, why you married me to his childhood's photo? Is not it wrong on so many levels? I am a fully grown adult but you married me to a photo, that too of a child?
Uma: GO to your room, Payal!
Aditya: Wifey, even I will come, wait!
Uma:
Aditya: Okay, Bro. Chillax. Didn't you see me with 4 unique girls in the disco? Please!
Kanak: So, should we all do the roti dance?
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Masi : I anticipated Kanak would come there. So, I called Rajeev who by the way was forcing Uma to drink in the disco and the jobless doctor. After 8 years, they were in the same place where you were. They could have been anywhere really and they had the same phone numbers. Mobile Number Portability ki Jai!
Adi: You also anticipated that Uma would see me in the disco when I could be anywhere else in the hotel, and you also knew he would slap me and you also knew that I would get hospitalized. And you did this with only a land line connection.
Masa
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Haye Haye Creepy! Uff Uff Creepy!
Pallomi: Clothes check
Jewelry Check
Sindoor Check
What's left to steal?
OOO Mangal sutr check check check!
Kanak: I am frantically searching for my lost thing when I know how creepy the people in this house are.
Suman:
Pallomi: So, I need to get rid of this mangal sutra! These are the things I can do with it,
1. Throw it in the dustbin. Hmm, mildly creepy!
2. Sell it and get some money. Hmm, so so creepy.
3. Donate it. Nah! Not at all creepy!
4. Remove all the beads and do an arts and crafts project. I should kill myself for even thinking of such a non creepy thought.
5. Give it to another creep. Hmm, Adi? No. He might lick his lips again.
Hmm. Yeah. Found the perfect idea.
Pallomi: Autowale bhaiya, please take me to a place where there is fire preferably done using low quality CGI.
Autowale Bhaiya : Kya madam mera mooh bhi nahi dikhaya camera ko!
DG Looking for Logic
Meanwhile,
Saras mein Poo ki aatma aa gayi hai!
Rani: Go, girl, make some heads turn.
Bhabho: We are a different kind of creepy that's it! Yeah, that's it!
Waiter: Take this cake cos cafe mere baap ka hai!
Saras: No, thanks!
Random Guy 1: Will you be my friend? See, this Production House gives props too. Rose.
Saras: Kaash! They gave Uma some brainz too!
Random Guy 2: Same question.
Saras : I learnt how to walk in high heels for 2 episodes and these idiots have sent me in flat white shoes.
DG Looking for Logic
Meanwhile,
Kanak: I came running without slippers and you have come without your kurta?
Uma: Arre, I thought we might Disco again! And chill because this random fire scene has so many meanings that it will keep the Forum Bittiyas busy for one week at least.
Good night, ladies. I better end this GIF addiction of mine.LOL.