Raj’s Birthday Bash *Rk FC Awards page14 - Page 31

Originally posted by: starbellz_21

rajeeeevvvv......... 😍

1- What do snakes do after they have a fight?

one of the snakes dies

2- How many seconds are in a year?

kiyon tumhain nahi ata dii..count urself nahi aye to batana

3- You are trapped in a room with no windows and a locked door. How do you get out?

I will become bhootni

4- The Begining of eternity
The end of space
The begining of every end
The end of every place
What am I??????

confused

5- Why is the sun so bright?

Ask God...he is the creator

6- What is yours, but your friends use it more than you do?

Rajeev's number😆😆

7- How do you make seven even?

because u have given

8- What did the tie say to the hat?

Tie the hat

9- Write 100 Zee is Mrs. Rajeev Khandelwal

"100 Zee is Mrs. Rajeev Khandelwal"😆

10- Why do we click the Start button to turn the computer off?

Because uncle bill had said to do so

11- Does Robert De Niro know that it's okay to turn down roles?

yes...because he is under the influence of rajeev

12- How come there's no king in the United Kingdom?

bec it has king in the form of queen

13- Why do we get sued for accidents? Shouldn't we only be sued for on-purposes?

well its about we not me so ask others not me😆

14- Why don't we hear anyone say that they are 42 1/2 years old?

dii u haven't hear but i have heard😆

15- Are movies extra long these days because they feel guilty about the admission price?

ask the Movie Producers😆

16- What if tea isn't your cup of tea?

bec my tea cup is filled with nescafe coffee😆

17- Why do we call them oranges when half of them are yellow?

as mojority is organce and less are yellow and u know majority is authority so we call them orragnges

18- Why do Danish people keep writing O's and then just crossing them out?

Because they love Owls😆

19- Has your clock ever been wrong so long that you just learn to be 2 hours and 42 minutes early for everything?

yeh once when the cells of my clock stopped working

20- Why do we say "funny as hell"? Is it because all the comedians are down there?

yeh at the presnce of K' serial Comedians😆

21- Can you cry under water?

do u cry😆😕

22- What's the difference between a novel and a book?
raj ke baare mein kam socho......books zyaada pado....pata chala jaayega

32- Did you like my questions? 😆

if i have to lie then yes😆

33- Am I bothering you? 😆

Yes but i haven't minded bec u have this habbit u cann't change this

34- Write honestly, what you think about me?

dii aap bahut jaldi gussa hoti ho....bahut jaldi bura maanti hoo...lekin aap achchi ho...i like it when u call me chotti....

Thoda sa swaal hua hai, bohot hai baaqi 😆, INSHALLAH wait for more 😆

Enjoy ur time!!!! 😉 😆

great going saheli...👏

sum answers r very funny..😆

Originally posted by: farislove

Ashiqui Main Har Aashiq, Ho Jata Hai Majboor, Is Main Dil Ka, Meri Dil, Kya Kasoor???? 😍 🤗 ❤️ ☺️ 😳

Originally posted by: rajeevthegr88

Main tere deewangi main hd se guzar chuke ho
kiya kaho mein kis kadar tum pe mar chuke ho
tu mere dhrna hai tu mere sanse hai
tu hi manzil mere
har ghaari nazar mein hai chara sirf tera
kya kaho main bas mein nahii hai ab yeh dil mere
aasqhi mein tere chal chal jayi ge jan meri