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Jaldi see baat karke misunderstanding clear karle ne chahiye.
Swati ke bagair unka group adhura hai.
Haan yaar, bohut adhoore hain sab. Millan kab hogi kisko kiya gabar.Originally posted by: Ashusanj
Jaldi see baat karke misunderstanding clear karle ne chahiye.
Swati ke bagair unka group adhura hai.
Pandit: Gabar nahin, woh ayegi ya nahin. Please aao yaar. Baat karna bohut zaroori hain. Zindagi ka sawaal hain.
Meanwhile not far away, Swati is sitting on a bench and reading her book.
Pandit looking at his watch: Pandra minute hogayi. Abhi tak ayi nahin. Kiya karoon? Kiya karoon? Mein usse doondne jaata hoon.
He walks off. He stops suddenly in front of Swati.
Pandit: Are tu yahan behti hain. Mein wahan teri raha dekh raha tha.
Swati pointing at the peepul tree: Peepul!
Pandit: Lekin wahan bhi peepul kah pher hain.
Swati: Is garden meh bohut sare peepul kah pher hain.
Pandit: Haan yaar. Toh tun nein is peepul koh kyon chuna? Usko kyon nahin chuna?
Swati: Kiya?
Pandit: Haan is peepul mein aur us peepul mein kiya farakh hain?
Swati: Tu neh mujhe yahan bulaya peepul keh bare mein poonch nein keh liye?
Pandit aside: Haan, lekin "peepul pher nahin, Angresi "people khi baat karta hoon.
Swati: Kiya?
Pandit: Nahin, nahin, kuch nahin.
Swati: Toh?
Pandit: Toh kiya?
Swati: Kyon bulaya?
Pandit: Oh, kyon bulaya? Tu kyon ayi?
Swati: Kiya? Toh meh chalo?
Pandit: Nahin, nahin, Swati rukh, please.
Swati: Teek hain toh mudhe phe aajao.
Pandit: Mudhe phe! Hmm. Toh Swati, beht, beht.
They sit down. Swati looks at him in expectation.
Pandit: Okay. Kaisi hain tu.
Swati: Main teek hoon. Tu kaisa hain?
Pandit: Main teek hoon. Nahin! Main teek nahin hoon. Yeh aloo khi bag bohut bhari hain.
Swati: Kiya?
Pandit: Swati tujhe yaad hain jab hum fourth standard meh teh, teacher neh humme woh aloo exercise karvayi?
Swati: Haan! Aloo kitna gandata tha.
Flashback: Class of 8 year olds. They each had been carrying a bag of potatoes around for a week. They are complaining to the teacher about how hard it was and that the potatoes were stinking. One little boy is carrying two bags of potatoes. The girl next to him doesn't have any bag of potatoes. The teacher asks her where her bag is and she points to the little boy. He is looking at Swati, holding his nose as he smiles broadly, very happy to be carrying her bag. The teacher shakes her head.
Pandit: Us exercise kah seekh yaad hain?
Swati: Haan. Dil khi bohj koh halka karni hain toh logo koh maaf kardo.
Pandit: Hmm. Agar maaf nahin karenge toh hum gud sar jayenge aur jina mushkil hojata hain.
Swati: Hmm.
Pandit: Toh Swati, mein tujhe maafi maang ta hoon. Please, is saal hummare beech bohut kuch huwa hain. Aur aaj college ka agri din hain. Mein nahin chahta hoon keh hum is aloo kah bag hummare saath chutti par lejaye. Toh, please mujhe maaf kijiye.
Swati: Haan. Bohut kuch huwa. Meine koshish... chor. Meh bhi tujse maafi maangti hoon.
Pandit: Sab maaf, Swati.
Swati: Sab maaf, Pandit.
They both sit looking at each other not knowing whether to hug or shake hands.
Pandit: Group tere bagair adhoora hain.
Swati: Aisa nahin lagta.
Pandit: Munna bohut udhas hain.
Swati: Acha?
Pandit: Haan, mera bhai bohut hi udhaas hain tumare bina. Aur tere janam din keh baad woh toot gaya. Dekh Swati Munna tujse bohut pyaar karta hain, school seh. Hum class four meh teh jabse woh tujhe hi chahta hain.
Swati: Ab nahin karta.
Pandit: Mera yakeen kar, woh tere bina bilkul adhoora hain. Ab hum koh gabar hain keh tu kissi aur seh chahne lagi. Woh teek hain. Lekin, Munna seh tu baat kar. Agar rishta khatam hain, toh usse bata deh. Uska dil aisa mat dukkha, please. Wo nahin seh payega. Please Swati usse baat kar, har galad femi dhoor kar, usse maaf kar. Waise hi aap donoh age bar sakoge. Nito Munna kah bohut bure haal hoga aur meh usko is halaat mein nahin dekhna chahta hoon. Please Swati, purani dosti keh liye.
Swati: Toh meh kiya karoon?
Pandit: Usse baat karo.
Swati: Mein neh bohut baar koshish kiya lekin Munna mujse baat nahin chahta.
Pandit: Chahta, lekin uska ego hain.
Swati taking an envelope out of her bag: Teek hain toh tu isse yeh deh do.
Pandit: Kiya hain yeh?
Swati: Chitti.
Pandit: Tu yeh chitti teri bag meh leh kar gumti hain?
Swati: Sirf mauka ki talaash tha.
Swati leaves.
Pandit puzzled, looks at the envelope. It has Munna's name on it. He puts it into his pocket and says, Acha huwa woh maan gayi.
Pandit arrives at the Red Rose Restaurant. The gang is there. He goes in and appears extremely happy.
Pandit: Yaaron, aaj meh bohut khush hoon. Pooncho kyon?
They all go: Kyon?
Pandit: Aloo kah bag peckh diya.
They all go: Kiya?
Pandit: Yaad hain jab hum fourth standard meh teh, teacher neh humme woh aloo exercise karvayi?
All accept Sameer: Haan.
Flashback: Class of 8 year olds. They each had been carrying a bag of potatoes around for a week. They are complaining to the teacher about how hard it was and that the potatoes were stinking. One little boy is carrying two bags of potatoes. The girl next to him doesn't have any bag of potatoes. The teacher asks her where her bag is and she points to the little boy. He is looking at Swati, holding his nose as he smiles broadly, very happy to be carrying her bag. The teacher shakes her head.
Hema: Woh kitna ganda exercise tha.
Kamya: Ekh hafta woh aloo keh saat phire.
Preeti: Woh baas! Uff!
Naina: Kitta bhari tha woh aloo, Baapre!
Kamya: Aur Munna tu neh toh doh bags utaya nah?
Sameer: Doh bags kyon?
Kamya: Uska aur Swat...
Munna: Bewakoof tha mein. Aur khonsa aloo kah bag tu neh pheckh diya?
Pandit getting very serious: Dekh, suno. Aaj college kah agri din hain. Is saal bohut kuch huwa.
Preeti: Haan yaar, bohut mazaa kiya is saal.
Pandit: Bohut jagraya bhi hum neh.
They look at him in confusion.
Munna: Kiya keh raha hain thu, hum neh jagra kiya?
Pandit: Nahin Bhai, nahin. Hum neh jagra nahin kiya, lekin phir bhi bhool huwe hum sab seh. Aaj college kah agri din hain aur hum sab khot dil seh nikaal neh chahiya. Chutti par halka dil seh jana aur nayi saal nayi andaaz par shuru karein.
Sameer: Haan yaar Pandit sahin hein.
Naina: Haan, yeh acha hoga. Toh hum kiya karein?
Pandit: Maaf kardo sab koh jis neh hamara dil dukhaya.
All: Hmm.
Pandit: Toh meh shuru karta. Meh aap sab seh maafi maangta hoon. Bhola Chala maaf kijiye please.
Preeti: Meh tujhe hazar baar maaf karti hoon, Pandit.
Hema and Kamya: Hum bhi
Naina: Sab maaf Pandit
Sameer and Munna hug him: Are bhaiyon meh kiya maafi. Tereliye jaan hazir mere bhai!
There's a round of hugging and forgiving.
Naina: Yeh acha hain. Lekin dil ab bhi halka nahin huwa.
Sameer: Kyon keh ekh aur maafi maang nah bakhi hain.
Munna: Matlab?
Pandit softly: Swati.
They all look at him shocked.
Munna: Hmm.
Sameer: Hum Swati koh jab tak maaf nahin karenge jab tak Munna usse maaf nahin karta.
Naina: Meh jaungi Swati keh paas. Meh usse maafi maangungi aur usko manaungi keh woh Munna seh baat karein.
Pandit: Iski zaroorat nahin hain. Mein neh Swati seh baat khi hain. Woh Munna seh baat karegi. Lo yeh chitti hain tumare liye.
He gives Munna the envelope. Munna takes it looks at it and runs out. Sameer is about to go after Munna but Pandit stops him.
Pandit: Usse tori dher ke liye akhela choro.
Meanwhile Munna is outside in the garden. He has the envelope in his hand: Is mein kiya likha hain. Jaannah chahta hoon, lekin ajeeb sah dhar bhi hain. Isse kolu nah kolu, kiya karoon?
He paces up and down and eventually opens the envelope and reads the note.
Naina: Munna kahan hain?
Sameer: Gabar nahin. Bohut dher seh usse dekha nahin. Aur yeh agri class hain.
Pandit: Hope sab teek hain. Uska chinta ho rahin hain.
Sameer: Fikr mat kar, shayad woh aur Swati baat karte hain.
Pandit: Shayad.
The lecturer is walking into the lecture room. Swati enters from the back door.
Preeti: Swati uske nayi aadat khi tara professor keh saat class meh tashreef liya aur Munna abhi tak nahin aya.
Kamya: Sab teek hoga.
Just then there's a loud bang at the back of the class. Munna is in front of Swati and bangs down the letter in front of her. Swati jumps up and back from her desk. Munna is furious.
Munna: Mujhe tujse kohi baat nahin karni hain, naahi mujhe teri kohi baat sunna hain. Samjhi, dokhe baaz!!. Mujhe teri shakal seh nafrat hain. Aaj keh baat teri shakal mujhe mat dikhayon. Agar dekhne meh ayi nah toh mujse bura kohi nahin hoga. Meh kiya kar betunga woh tune kabhi sapne meh nahin dekha hoga. Samjhi!!!!
Swati opens her hands, looks at Pandit as if to ask, What's this? Pandit and the rest are stunned.
JBR: Munna! Yeh bhi kohi tarekha hain class meh pesh anekah?
Munna: Sorry JBR. Meh jah raha hoon.
He storms out.
Pandit: Yaar yeh kiya huwa? He makes to leave class. The others want to leave as well.
JBR: Pandit, sit down! Mein neh kahan bhetjha!
Pandit sits down
JBR: Everyone sit down. Take your seats. Yeh last class hain aur mein ek bohut zaroori ehlaan karunga. So sit down.
Everyone sits down reluctantly.
JBR: Swati, tu teek hain?
Swati: Haan JBR. Meh teek hogi.
Naina to Preeti: Hogi? Matlab?
Preeti: Pata nahin yaar. Class keh baad usse baat karte.
Sunaina to Karthik: Class keh baad Naina koh Swati seh dhur rakna hoga.
Karthik: Haan, yeh dosti kabhi dubara nahin jhor neh dahenge.
At the end of class, Swati walks out immediately. Quickly everyone else also leave. Pandit is the last to leave. He passes Swati's desk and sees the envelope on it. She had left immediately at the end of class. Pandit takes the envelope, opens it and reads it. It says:
Munna
Agar aap mujhse baat karne chahte hoh toh mujhe waqt aur jagan bata, mein ajaungi.
Swati
Pandit: Is note mein aisa kiya garabi hain keh Munna koh itta ghussa huwa?
He takes the note and puts it in his pocket.
Voiceover: Bohut saalo baad pata chala keh yeh note ekh pyaar bari chitti thi. Kash humme tab Double Entendre Art kah patta hota. Shayad yeh kahani adhoora nahin reh jhatha.
Outside class Naina and Preeti have caught up with Swati.
Naina: Swati rukh.
Swati continues walking.
Preeti: Please, Swati rukh jha.
Swati heaves a sigh and stops. She turns and looks at Preeti and then Naina and back to Preeti.
Swati: Kiya hain, Preeti?
Naina: Swati tu teek toh hain nah?
Swati ignores her and looks at Preeti.
Naina: Jawab doh, please, tu teek ho nah?
Swati continues to ignore her.
Preeti: Swati, Naina kah sawaal kah jawab doh, tu teek heh nah?
Swati: GS koh jawaab dehna zaroori nahin hain.
Naina: Meh GS khi hesiyat seh nahin poonch rahi hoon.
Swati: Toh kis hesiyat seh poonch rahin ho?
Naina: Dos...
Sunaina: Swati tujhe in logo koh kuch batana zaroori nahin hain. Aja hum Red Rose chalte hain.
Sunaina takes Swati by the hand and they leave. Naina and Preeti stare after them.
At the door to the Red Rose Swati stops Sunaina.
Swati: Sunaina mujhe bhook nahin hain, meh ghar jah rahin hoon. Bye.
Sunaina: Are tujhe...
Swati leaves without letting Sunaina finish her sentence.
Swati: Mein bhi kis kissum khi dosti banayi. Sunaina neh pooncha bhi nahin keh meh kaisi hoon. Kohi baat nahin. Suraj khi parchayi seh nikal neh kha time agaya.
Meanwhile on the college grounds, Sameer, Naina, Preeti, Kamya and Hema are talking.
Hema: Yaar, yeh Munna koh kiya hogaya?
Kamya: Woh Swati par itna ghussa kyon barasta?
Naina: Pandit usse baat karne gaya, aur yeh sab kaisa huwa?
Sameer: Samajh mein nahin araha hain... Pandit aur Munna kahan hain?
They all look around. Just then Pandit arrives.
Sameer: Pandit, Munna kahan hain?
Pandit: Gabar nahin yaar. Usse doond rahan tha, lekin milla nahin. Tum log neh usse dekha?
They all shake their head.
Sameer: Mujhe bohut fikr ho rahin hain.
Pandit: Haan yaar. Pagal kuch karna bethjaye!
Sameer: Chal hum usse doondte.
Sameer and Pandit leave. The girls look around concerned. They ask other students who all indicate that they haven't seen him. Sameer and Pandit come on the bike.
Sameer to Preeti: Preeti sab koh bata dehna keh hum chalegay. Punit neh bataya keh usne Munna koh auto charte dekha. Hum uske ghar jha rahin ho. Bye.
Preeti: Par Jeejaji...
Pandit calls out as Sameer drives off: Sab koh samjha dehna!!!
Naina, Kamya and Hema come to Preeti.
Naina: Kiya huwa? Sameer kyon chala gaya?
Preeti: Woh Munna keh ghar gay hain.
Naina: Aise kaise chale gay bina bye bhol kar?
Hema: Hope keh Munna teek ho.
Preeti: Haan. Chalo hum bhi ghar chale?
They leave.
Meanwhile Sameer and Pandit arrive at Munna's house.
Sameer: Namaste Mausi. Munna ghar par hain?
Munna's mother: Nahin Sameer beta. Munna ghar par nahin hain. Tere ghar par hoga nah.
Sameer looks at Pandit: Oh!
Pandit: Teek hain, hum Sameer keh ghar jhate hain.
Sameer: Acha Mausi hum chalte hain.
Munna's mother: Teek hain.
They leave.
In Munna's room, Munna is lying on his bed mumbling to himself.
Munna's mother: Sameer aur Pandit chalegay.
Munna: Acha huwa.
Munna's mother: Mujse jhoot kyon bulwaya?
Munna: Mummy aap nahin samjhegi.
Munna's mother: Haan Duffer ki ma jho hoon!
She leaves.
Later that evening, Sameer and Pandit calls Munna.
Munna: Haan?
Sameer: Munna?
Munna: Haan Sameer meh hoon. Bhol!
Sameer: Yaar tu teek hain nah.
Munna: Haan Sameer, mein teek hoon.
Pandit: Yaar Munna tu itna ghussa Swati par kyon kiya?
Munna: Sameer, us ghadha koh bata keh meh usse baat nahin karta hoon.
Sameer waves Pandit away.
Sameer: Teek hain Munna, tu mujse baat kar. Batta, kiya huwa.
Munna: Dekh Sameer, mujhe uske bare meh baat nahin karna hain. Aaj keh baat mujhe Swati kah naam nahin sunna hain, nahin uska shakal dekhna chaahta hoon, nahin uski awaaz sunna hain aur nahin kohi chitti ya card uski chahiye mujhe. Us ghadha koh batadenhna tu. Samaj gaya nah Sameer.
Sameer: Haan yaar samaj gaya. Lekin mujhe teri fikr hain.
Munna: Fikr nah kar, meh bilkul teek hoon. Phir baat karenge, rakhta hoon.
Sameer: Bye.
Sameer holds the phone in his hand and looks at it. Pandit is looking on very concerned.
Sameer: Woh tuj par ghussa nikaal rahan hain, fikr mat kar, maan jayega.
Pandit: Sameer yaar mujhe yeh samaj nahin ata hein keh mera kasoor kiya hain. Meh sirf usse aur Swati koh aamne saamne bitana chahta tha, thake woh ekh dusre seh baat karein aur sab clear karein. Donuh maan bhi gay keh woh ekh dusre seh baat karenge. Lekin sab kuch ulta ho gaya.
Sameer: Yeh pyaar bhi ajeeb hain. Aur Munna aur Swati kah rishta bohut ajeeb hain.
Meanwhile in Swati's home, Swati is talking to her parents. There's a lot of nodding and they seem to come to an agreement.
Swati's father: Teek hain Beta, mein Hritik seh baat karunga aur jaisa tu chahti hain waisa hi hoga.
Next day at College, Swati is in the principal's office. They're talking.
Principal: Swati yeh college chorneh kah fesla tu neh sojh samaj kar liya?
Swati: Haan ma'm. Mein ab yahan nahin par sakti hoon.
Principal: Mujhe afsos hain lekin agar tu neh yeh fesla liya hain meh usse taal nahin sakti.
Swati: Thank you ma'm. Ma'm, aap mera ekh kaam karoge, please?
Principal: Kiya hain?
Swati takes eight envelopes from her bag.
Swati: Aap yeh cards students koh doge?
Principal takes the stack from her and looks at each one:
Principal reading out the name as she looks at each envelpoe: Sunaina, Kamya, Hema, Pandit, Sameer, Preeti, Munna, Naina. Hmm. In sab koh ye doh?
Swati: Haan ma'm, please.
Principal: Teek hain, lekin ab college band hain, toh agle saal doongi?
Swati: Haan, woh sahin hoga. Thank you, ma'm.
Principal: Goodluck Swati.
As Swati leaves, the Principal looks after her sadly and with great concern.
Thanks for the comment. Sabr ka phal mitha hain, toh tora sah sabr kijiyega. Agle update jaldi karungi.Originally posted by: Ashusanj
Wow super twist.
Swati is leaving the college.Please kiski VO hai ye Bata Dena.Eagerly waiting for next update.
Swati's mother: Yeh kitni khubsoorat saree hain nah Swati?
Swati: Teek hain, lekin uss gulaabi wali better hain.
Swati's mother to the salesperson whose back is towards them: Are Beta, woh hari-kala saree batyiye please.
Salesperson: Abhi dehta mahji.
Swati to herself: Munna kah awaaz?
Flashback to Munna screaming at her.
Present:
She holds the saree up in front of her. Meh meri surat usko nah dikaho, nitto ghamogha hungama hojayega.
The salesperson hands her mother the saree: Yeh lo mahji.
Swati's mother examines the saree: Yeh achi hain nah?
Swati from behind the saree: Hmm.
Swati's mother: Toh yeh lehlo?
Swati still behind the saree: Hmm
Swati's mother: Beta, yeh pack kar lijiye.
Salesperson holding onto the saree that Swati is holding: Aur mahji yeh aap khi beti khi bhi?
Swati in a disguised voice: Nahin! Mummy chalo nah.
The salesperson packs the mother's saree.
Swati's mother: Yeh teri awaaz koh kiya huwa?
Swati: Kuch nahin. Meh bahar aap khi wait karti hoon.
Swati runs out of the shop. Her mother pays and leaves. The salesperson watches all this in confusion. Swati turns to look at the salesperson through her mother's pallu.
Swati thinks: Are yaar, yeh kiya huwa tuje, woh Munna nahin hain
Pandit: Munna, kaisa hain tu? Yahan kiya kar rahan hain tu?
Munna: Wah Pandit, aankhen ni hain kiya? Market meh log kiya karte?
Pandit: Wah, bhai, ab bhi ghussa hain mujhpe?
Munna: Mein ghussa nahin karta tujhpe.
Pandit: Acha? Toh chal mere saat.
They start walking together.
Pandit: Toh bata kaisa hain tu?
Munna: Teek hoon, aur kyon nahin hoga teek?
Pandit: Nahin, Bhai, yuhin poonchta hoon. Mujhe teri fikr hain.
Munna: Gabar hain.
Pandit aside as he sees Swati: Are ab isko iss waqt par saamne aana hain?
Munna: Kiya kehta Pandit?
Pandit: Kuch nahin, kuch nahin. Chal meri ma koh yeh achaar khi bahlti chahiye.
Munna: Achaar khi bahlti?
Pandit as he tries to take Munna out of Swati's path. Bahlti nahin, botlle, bottle.
Swati sees them and hides behind her mother's pallu as they pass by Munna and Pandit. Munna senses that she is around as he looks after her and her mother.
He thinks "Woh Swati hain? Palat! Palat! Palat!.
Suddenly Swati turns around but her face is obscured by her mother's pallu. Swati's mother turns her around saying: Seedhe chal!
Eventually, Munna and Pandit reach a small tea stall and sit down.
Munna: Pandit tu neh Swati koh market meh dekha kiya?
Pandit: Swati? Market meh? Nahin, nahin, nahin.
Munna: Nahin dekha?
Pandit: Kyon, tu neh usse dekha?
Munna: Shayad woh nahin thi.
Pandit: Shayad!
After sometime of quiet between them, Pandit asks tentatively: Yaar Munna... mein tujhe kuch pooch sakta hoon.
Munna: Sab pooch sakta hain, siwa Swati aur woh chitti keh bare meh. To pooch.
Pandit: Kiya poochu? Joh mujhe jaanna hain woh mujhe poochne nahin dehta hain, toh kiya poochu?
Munna: Tu Swati aur mera rishta koh bhool jha Pandit.
Pandit: Kiya? Kyon?
Munna: Yeh sab mat pooch. Jawab acha nahin lagega.
Pandit: Jawab acha ya bura lage kah kohi waanda nahin. Sawaal kah jawaab jaanna zaroori hain.
Munna: Nahin Pandit, abhi mujhe gud koh pata nahin ...
Pandit: Tu Safari Suit khi tara us par barista tah, aagir kyon? Kuch toh waja hoga?
Munna getting angry: Bata raha hoon, samajhtha kyon nahin?
Pandit: Toh samjhana, yaar, samajh jaoonga!
Munna looks at the sugar candy seller across the road. Swati is there but the sugar candy obscures her face.
Munna points angrily: Dekh woh Swati nahin hain?
Pandit: Kahan?
Munna points: Wahan, wahan, dekh!
Pandit: Frock uske jaisi lakti , par surat dekhne bagair nahin keh sakte hain.
Pandit aside: Usko abhi yahan aana tha! Hadh kardhi iss larkhi neh!
Pandit: Swati nahin hain, nahin hain. Tujhe galad femi hogay hain.
Munna: Mujhe galad femia nahin hota, woh dekh, uska woh agaya.
Pandit: Uska woh? Khon woh?
Munna fuming: Dekh, dekh.
Hrithik gets out of his car, goes over to Swati and her mother, puts his arms around both of them and hugs them tightly.
Pandit: Oooh!
Munna anger and confusion simultaneously: Ma beti donoh?
Pandit aside: Toh baat itna age bar gaya.
Munna is walking towards the scene.
Pandit: Munna chal, hum yahan seh chale jate.
Munna very determinedly walking towards Swati.
Pandit: Nahin, Munna Nahin.
Munna shrugs him off and continues.
Pandit trying to stop him: Nahin Bhai, uske ma keh saamne nahin.
Munna: Kyon nahin. Ma koh gabar rehna beti kaisi hain. Doh chaar mahayne baad woh mere saat thi, ab iss hero keh saat hain?
Pandit: Munna, Munna, yaar nahin! Tu usse badnaam nahin kar sakta. Uss keh ma keh nazron meh girayega kiya?
Munna seeming to consider this, stops, looks at Pandit, then at Swati back to Pandit.
Munna: Galti seh bacha liya yaar.
Pandit: Chal.
They walk away.
Pandit: Bhabhi, Sameer, Munna keh saat Surat gaya?
Poonam: Haan. Rishtedaar khi shaadi par gay hain, Mummyji aur Papaji keh saat.
Pandit: Aap nahin gay?
Poonam: Nahin, Devangji koh kaam hain aur iss halaat meh safar nahin karti. (She holds her pregnancy boop which is now showing slightly.)
Pandit: Hmm. Aap khi jaga woh mujhe leh lete.
Poonam laughing: Aisa nahin hota nah. Kohi baat nahin, hum tum ghabshab karte. Akele akele bored hojhati.
Pandit: Acha, Bhabhi, aap batayiye. Aap larki hain nah?
Poonam: Haan larki hoon. Kyon?
Pandit: Toh aap muhe kuch samjha sakte.
Poonam looking dubious: Kiya?
Pandit: Mera ekh dost hain...
Poonam: Khon? Sameer ya Munna?
Pandit: Nahin, kohi aur dost.
Poonam: Oh. Tera aur bhi dost hain?
Pandit: Bhabhi sunno. Mera yeh ekh dost hum seh ruti huwi hain.
Poonam: Toh dost larkhi hain? Samajh gay.
Pandit: Haan larkhi hain, ruti huwi hain. Mein mamla koh suljane gay, lekin mamla aur bigra.
Flashback to his talking to Swati and her giving the letter for Munna.
Poonam: Toh problem kiya hain? Usne milne keh liya haan kardiya.
Pandit: To chitti mein kyon likha "Agar aap koh milna hain toh waqt aur jagan bata dijiye? Woh haan tori hain.
Poonam: Dekh Pandit, larkiyan nah jhide seede bhole lakte hain nah, utna hain hi nahin.
Pandit: Matlab?
Poonam: Matlab, hummari naa meh haan bhi hain, aur haan men naa bhi maujood hain.
Pandit confused: Kiya?
Poonam: Nahin samjha? Mein samjhathi hoon. Dekh jab mein chahti keh Devangji mujhe film dikhane lejaye toh mein unse nahin kehti, "Devangji mujhe cinema le chalo. Mein kahoongi, "Devangji, hum cinema chalein?
Pandit: Haan, agar seedhe keh dehti keh tumme cinema jhana hain, toh garabhi kiya hain?
Poonam: Unko lagega keh hum un par dabaw lagate hain. Lekin jab hum hummari khuwaish sawaal mein pesh karti hain toh unne lagta hain keh hum unka rai maang rahin hain. Unko lakte hain keh woh fesle kartein hain.
Pandit: Toh unko lagta hain keh woh control mein hain.
Poonam: Haan. Woh haan kehte mein khush. Woh mannaa karte, mein rutt jhati unke fesle par.
Pandit: Aur phir unko garaab lagta hain keh unok ne aap kah dil dukhaya?
Poonam: Haan. Ab woh mujhe manane keh liye kuch bhi karega! Haan meh naa, aur naa meh haan!!
Pandit: Kamaal hain. Toh uska "agar kah matlab yeh hain, keh meh raazi hoon, lekin tu abh decide kar, hum kiya karein. Hmm.
Pandit aside: Aur us "agar par Munna kah dimaak garaab hogaya.
Meanwhile at the wedding Sameer and Munna are chatting in a corner.
Munna: Shaadi, pyaar, ya pyaar, shaadi? Yahin sawaal sadiyon seh chalta aya hain.
Sameer: Yaar, shaadi binna pyaar nahin ho sakta.
Munna: Tu toh wohin kahega nah! Tujhe teri pyaar joh milgaya.
Sameer: Mil ni gaya. Bhaga gaya.
Munna making to slap him: Itta mat udh tuh!
Sameer: Toh tu ab kiya shaadi phir pyaar karega kiya?
Munna aside: Pyaar toh kissi aur seh kar hi liya, toh kissi aur seh shaadi kaisa?
Sameer: Toh kiya ummar bar kunwara rahega, Swati khi yaad meh?
Munna: Shayad.
Sameer: Swati seh mille yaar, ekh baar. Tu mere sasoor jhi keh jaisa kyon barasta us par?
Munna: Meh kyon miloon. Agar usse milna hain woh mujse mil sakthi hain.
Sameer: Teri "agar meh aur uski "agar meh tum donoh khi raasta hi rukh jhate hain.
Munna: Uski "agar? Matlab?
Sameer: Tu iss par hi chirta hain nah keh us ne "agar likha.
Munna: Tujhe kaisa pata?
Sameer: Pandit neh bataya chitti meh kiya likha tha.
Munna: Pandit, ghadaar, meh usse chorunga nahin.
Sameer: Tu neh mujhe kyon nahin bataya? Dost nahin hoon kiya?
Munna: Aisa kuch bhi nahin hain. Tu toh busy tah larkhi baghane meh!!
Sameer: Tu bhi saat tha, usko bhagane meh, akela torhi tha. Tab, Swati seh baat kyon nahin kiya? Mauka bhi tha aur mausam bhi tha.
Munna: Kab karta? Jab Safari suit hamare piche the, yah dobi ghat market meh, yah mandir meh? Aur sab keh saamne kaisa baat karta? Hmm. Ekh museebat ekh time par. Herogiri mere bas khi baat nahin hain.
Sameer: Lekin ab toh baat kar Swati seh?
Munna: Teek hain, college kulega toh karunga baat usse.
Sameer: Pakkah?
Munna: Pakkah. Chalo kahne, chuwe chupte.
JBR: Settle down everyone. Take your seats. Take your seats. Thank you. Hamare principal aaj college nahin ayi. Aaj unki maa unko utati thi. Woh ut ne nahin chahti thi. Ma neh kahan, "College nahin jaana hain kiya? Principal bholi, "Nahin jhana hain, nahin jhana hain, nahin jhana hain. He laughs. Bad joke. Okay. Welcome to you all. Now this is your final year at the college. Iss keh baad aap sab nokhri par lag jayege, yah further studies karenge au raise bhi hain jo hiss saal shaadi karenge. He looks directly at Sameer and Naina. They blush whilst the rest of the gang nudge them.
Karthik: Haan, JBR college meh kohi log hum bhaagam bhaagi kehl neh ateh hain.
JBR: Karthik!
Karthik: Yes JBR?
JBR: Shut up! Ab hum aap koh iss saal kah programme keh bare meh baat karenge. Ms Champalalji, aap pehle batayiye keh scienc kah kiya programme hain.
Ms Champalal ascends the stage and starts talking about the science programme.
Munna is looking around. He's sitting next to Naina and Sameer. Pandit is sitting immediately behind him. Kamya, Hema and Preeti are sitting behind Pandit. Munna keeps fidgeting and looking around. Naina is getting disturbed as she is taking notes.
Naina: Ache seh bhet. Muje notes banani hain.
Sameer talks over Naina: Waise, kisse doondte hain?
Naina getting irritated changes places with Sameer.
Naina: Agar kuch koh gaya hain, baad meh doond lena. Ab diyaand doh.
Sameer: Kisse doond raha hain?
Munna: Swati dikhne meh nahin ati hain.
Pandit and Sameer look around.
Pandit: Hogi kahin, bohut log hain.
Sameer: Baad meh doond lahenge usse.
Pandit to Kamya: Swati koh dekha?
Now they're all looking around. They indicate they can't see her. Poonawala comes on stage. There's a huge round of applause.
Poonawala: Iss saal hum phir seh Inter-College Drama Competition meh hissa lahenge. Comeptition Hyderabad meh hogi aur hum koh wah seh trophy phir seh lana hain. Hum Defending Champions hain aur, ...
Students: Champions rahenge!!!
Poonawala: Haan, Champions Rahenge! Iss saal kah play Victor/Victoria kah adaptation hoga. Jiss koh play meh hissa leni hain, mere pass seh script lelo aur lines yaad karo. Auditions ekh hafte meh hogi.
Munna and gang still looking around for Swati, but they can't see her.
JBR: Ab coach khi bari. Naina tu bhi stage par aja.
Coach: Iss saal larkiyon khi volleyball aur netball teams hoga. Jiss larkiyan koh kelna hain woh Naina Agarwal koh naam dehna aur us keh pass seh permission slips lena. Permission slips peh aap keh waalidain kah permission signature lana. Bagair permission seh nahin kelenge. Permission slips ekh hafte meh mujh meri office meh maujood hona. Agar 20 larkiyon keh upar honge toh college ekh female coach koh hire karenge. Naina, yeh tu sambhalegi?
Naina: Jhi, sir.
Coach: Oh haan. Larkiyon koh nicker pennehki zaroorat nahin paregi. Larkiyan track suits meh kelenge.
Kartihik, Priyank and some boys: Oh no, tange nahin dikhayenge.
Coach and JBR: Enough.
JBR: Iss college meh larki khi izzat hogi aur kohi luche lafenge harkaton bardaash nahin karenge.
Naina: Jiss larkiyan koh self defense seekhni hain hum usse boxing aur karate bhi seekhayenge. Toh chernewalon tera khair nahin!
There's huge applause from all the girls and most of the boys. Karthik and his ilk slink in their seats.
JBR: Finally, jiss students koh English tuition chahte hoh, woh bhi naam liklena Naina seh. Tuition classes ekh hafte meh shuru hoga Ms Sushila Singh ke saat. Assembly is over go home.
Munna runs to the door, hoping to see Swati at the door. The rest of the gang also go to the door and keep a look out for Swati. Finally only the gang is left.
Munna: Swati koh dekha?
All of them: Nahin.
Sameer: Kohi baat nahin, class meh hogi. Kal millena
They go home. Munna is clearly disappointed.
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