Helpless Husband (aka punching bag)

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My crazy thoughts on Shaurya's life after marriage.
Expecting rotten eggs nd tomatoes...


Helpless Husband 😆 😆

First morning after mehrya's marriage...

Sharma house..Kitchen

S: Namaste saasu maa( Good morning MIL)
MIL: Namaste beta. Why you came to kitchen?.you need something.
S: No maa ji.nothing . Actually mehek wants tea. So thought of preparing it.
MIL: Ok beta..you leave.I'll make it.
S: No.. no..maa ji. Actually she wants me to prepare the tea. I'll manage.😆
MIL : Yeh..ladki baawri ho gayi se ( this girl has gone mad)...badi aayi pati ke haath ke chai peene wali(she's hell bent to have the tea made by her husband)...wait I"ll teach her patni dharm( wife's duties).
S: No no maa ji...he said while holding his stomach nd remembers their first night..

Flashback **
S: Mehek...woh...hum...
M: Kya bak raha hai tu??..( what are you blabbering) 😆
S: "Tu"...mein pati hoon tumhaara( am ur husband)
M: Toh kya hua?(so what)...tu koi bhagwan naa hai( you are not god)...aur waise bhi ham ek hi din paida hue the ( and we do share the same birthdates)...main toh tujhe tu hi bulaungi( I'll address you like that only)...listen...tu..tu..tu..tu..tu😆
S: Oh my...agreed ..now plz stop this
S: Mehek..suno na( plz listen)
M: Sun rahi hoon..main behri naa hoon ( am listening ..am not deaf)...joh bakna hai...jaldi bak( what u wanna say..say it fast) 😆
S: Todays is our first night right??
M: Kyu ..tu paida hone ke baad kabhi raat nahi dekhi??( why...you haven't seen any nights after your birth)
S: Oh god...zyaada drama mat karo Mehek(don't do drama)...you know everything..these decorations, scented candles, glass of milk...etc etc..
M: Mmm.. Mein samajh gayi.(yep I got it)

She took the glass of milk nd started drinking it...

S: Pura mat piyo...aadha mujhe bhi dedo...( don't empty the glass..Give me half of the milk)
M: Arey..ahlawat sharm nahi aati tujhe ( don't you have shame)...tum itne ameer ho (you're so rich)..aur tu toh doodh se nahata hoga( you"ll be bathing in milk)..aur yahan aake hamari doodh maang raha hai ( and you want ours too)... laalchi kahinka( greedy). 😆

Saying this she emptied the whole glass ..while he made a sad pout.

S: Acha Mehek yeh sab chodo..aage ki baat karte hai na(ok leave all these...lets proceed to next)
M: Teekh hai...mujhe badi neend aa rahi hai ( am feeling sleepy)...my dumbells are lighter than those heavy wedding attires nd jewellery...
She said while yawning nd laid down..

S: Mehek...woh...
M: Teri baaki bak bak mein kal sunoongi( I'll hear your blabbers later)..now come nd sleep..

Shaurya made a cute pout nd neared her after switching of the lights..
He moved to her side nd cuddled her...nd whispered in her ears..

S: Mehak...
M: Hmmm
S: Ek Pappi milegi kya ( will I get a kiss)
M: Mukka doon kya( shall I give you a punch)..chup chap so jaaon( sleep quietly )..warna Zameen pe sona padega ( else u"ll have to sleep on the floor)
Shaurya like an obedient child obeyed her nd slept quietly..

In the morning..
Mehak was trying her best to get rid of his tight hold. He looked like a baby while sleeping.

M: Shaurya apne haath hata ( move your arms). Sirf shakal se bacha hai(only your face resembles a baby)...haath toh lohe ki bani hai ( hands are made of iron)..
Shaurya was acting to be in deep slumber..nd he cuddled more..
M: Tu aise nahi maanega naa?..(you won't understand this way right)...abhi dikhati hoon( I'll show you now)
Saying this she rolled her fist nd punched hard on his stomach. 😆
Ouch...screamed Shaurya while getting up

M: Ab samaj mein aaya..( now you understood)?
S: Pati hoon tera(am ur husband)...tumne mujhe maara ( you've hurt me)?..
M: Kyun(why)...kis kitaab mein likha hai ki pati ko nahi maarni chahiye( in which book it is mentioned that husbands need not be hurt by wives)
Aur waise bhi ...mein boxer tu boxer( am a boxer nd u r also one).. Toh punch karne mein harz hi kya hai( then what's wrong in giving a punch) 😆
S: This is not fair...
M: Ok...sorry..ab mere bawarchi pati jaake mere liye garma garm chai aur samose banake le aao ( now my chef hubby..plz go nd prepare hot tea nd samosa for me)
S: Yeh kaisa maafi hai ( is this the way to apologize)??
M: See am apologizing to you by promoting your culinary skills. Tu bhi khush aur mera pet bhi khush ( you happy as well as my stomach happy) 😆
S: Lekin...(still)
M: Jaldi jaayege ya doosra punch bhi khaayega ( you"ll leave now or are u waiting for another punch)? 😆
S: Hufff...am going now


Flashback ends**


MIL: What happened beta? Do you have stomach pain. Is it because of acidity. Wait I"ll give a painkiller.
S: Tab toh mujhe roz khaani padegi ( then I need to have daily)...pain killers
"meri phooti kismat"...(my ill fate )...saasu maa 😆

OMG...That Was Hilarious...🤣

OMG Shinu this is hilarious. i was laughing like mad woman at kitchen while reading this. it will be super duper epi if Cvs do this and that week Trp will increase. i love it

That was too cute Shinu 😛. Still not able to control my laughter 🤣 🤣.
Mehak drank the milk and questioned Shaurya about whether he has not seen any nights after his birth 😆 😆. Your face is like a baby but your hand are like iron😆 😉.
Good going Shinu.

🤣🤣 Oh My Sweet lord, this was the best laugh for the morning. What a way to start my day.

OMG ...I was on such a hilarious and funny ride from last five minutes ...I was just imagining mehrya in your wriiten thaughts ...you have truly explored their antics now ...how lovely it would be if we got to see the 20 percent of this in show ... 😉

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Oh my god oh my god... it's really hilirious... really if they both got married this will happen.. we will not able to see rimaroma scene but cure fights like this. N it's marvellous... hope to see this in episode .. do write it like this more...or continue it...

It's really halaroius I can't stop myself from laughing. . 🤣

LAMao ... hilarious shinu ...🤣🤣🤣