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30mar epi - 33
Surili - haan dekho dulhan kitni duki hai iss liye naach rahi hai. Shayad apne bhai se dur jaane ki khushi mein. đ
SH-rajni apni memory card scan karo aur rone ka koi memory run karo.
R-maro thakur gaayo aaahheein
Ye thakur kaun hai.
SH - arrey rajni ke rajasthani papa hai usse hi yaad kar rahi hai. She's very emotional.
Sh- arrey rajni ye jaan buchke nahi kiya kalash ko marne kaha gaya ab usse kya pata kalash ko zor se maro ya aaram se maro
Surili - ambulance mat bulao kharid lo ab ye lodki ghar pe aa gayi roz ambulance ki zarurat padegi.
Sur-thank u rajni mera matha fodne ke liye aur gardan todne ke liye.
R- your welcome.
Sur - ye lodki mere paas nahi ayegi mujhe upar nahi jana.
R- ilaz ke liye upar Jane ki koi zarurat nahi woh niche hi ho sakti hai.
SH-rajni we are now human pati patni husband wife. Aj se ye ghar kamra tumhara hai.
R-aap kaha jayenge shan
Sh- mai bhi yahi rahunga tum jaha mai waha saath saath hum dono hamesha saath rahenge.
R-aayi shaan aap bhi so jayiye aapke mutabik hum dono ko saath mein sona chahiye.
SH - ya right.
31st March
R-i am sorry gadhi!
Shougta - kya tumhari himat kaise hui mujhe gadhi kehne ki!
R- Himmat nahi logic, mere logic ke hisasb se tumne shaan ko gadha kaha aur tum shaan ki behen ho toh tum gadhi hui.
SH - newtons third law of motion every action has equal and opposite reaction! Tumne nahi padha hoga fadhioniasta!
1st April
R- classy matlab batak! Samjh gaayi
SH - tere Liye Dev ye ittu sa kaam hai!
Dev - ye tera ittu sa kaam kya hai shaan
Sh- ye haath mujhe de de thakur
R- thakur toh gayo
4th April
SH - mard ko dard nahi hota! (waxes) bahut dard hota hai đ
5th April epi - 37
Sh- jisne bhi kaha tha pati patni ka haath hamesha saath rehna chahiye woh ye dekhega toh kya kahega đ(rajni dismantled hands)
Aishwarya - Tu Dev se devi ban raha hai!
Amrish - gussa thuk de
Surili - ye paan nahi omrish ye apmaan hai 6th April
R-"yes shaan mai apko tease kar rahi hun apko rijha rahi hun shaan. Kyunki mujhe apko muthi mein karna hai "
Sh-"Mujhe nahi pata tum ye kyun kar rahi ho. But it's working"
R-"aji sunte ho "
Sh-"haan sunnn raha hun bolo "
Sh- ye kya kar rahi ho logo ko Bees foot haath dekhne ki adat nahi hai
Sh- Oh Hello police katori nahi lati apni katori khud lani padti hai
Sh-"maine tumhe apne kaam karne ke liye banaya aur tum mujhe hi order de rahi ho "
R-"pati apne patni ke liye kya kuch nahi karte jaan bhi de dete hai aur aap mere liye ek katori bhi nahi laa sakte huh"
Amrish - surili tu apne haath mein likhwa le mera baap chor hai
R-aurat ek aurat jiska pati koi kaam nahi karta usse kya kuch suna padta ap kya Jane pareshaan babu!
Sh- Oh daily soap
13th April
Sh-ab bhi nahi dekhogi?
R-aap command denge toh dekhungi
Sh-commend nahi dunga mai kuch aur try Karunga!
Sh-game over maine tumhara chehra dekh Liya!
R-insaan apni galti ki zimmedaei le sakta hai kisi dusre ki nahi!
Sh-tum dusri thodi ho tum toh meri rajni ho! *pulls cheek *
14th April
S-aisa lag raha hai bua khoon pi rahi hai
R-bua is a vampire!
Dev - tere liye dev se devika banna pada!
Mathew - mai khoon kaise.. Mai toh bahar se aya hun!
Amrish - haan toh kya hua beta khoon toh andar se dena hai!
Surili - ye kya?
Rajni - ye stree ke kapde hai, English mein inner wear yani andra vastra, jise phen stree surakshit mehsoos karti hai!
18th April
R- Charlie without Chaplin ne kaha chalo!
19th April
R- mere phele pyaar ki pheli chitthi shaan ko de do
Surili - mere baba kya tumhare naukar hai rojni! Tumne unhe postman samjh hai kya!
R-apne hi apno ki maddat karte hai
20th April
R- apne khana khaya?
S-haan!
R- kya khaya?
S-pizza
R- pizza kyun khaya? Roti sabzi dal chawal kyun nahi khaya. poshtik khana kyun nahi khaya!
Surili - mangalsutra phenne ki kya zarurarat jab pura ka pura pati gale pe pod gaya!
22nd April
R- ye khane ke baad mera kaam tomam ho jayega.
Dev - mai chief programmer hoon
Shaan - tu chief nahi cheap programmer hai
Shan- no if no but sidha cut
Dev - rajni normal insaan ko follow karo waise normal koi hai nahi
Rajni - nahi mere shaan already itne pareshan hai aap use nahi le jaa sakte
26th April
Surili - ab tak sab hum log ko the Kant parivaar ke naam se jaante the ab hum log kand parivaar bulayenge
Maggi - mummy ji you are the beast!
Bubbles - beast nahi best!
Nanaji - tu much wala mard nahi hai pooch wala mard hai!
Bahbhi ne nibhaya apna farz par devar nikala darpok aur khudgarz
27th April
R- oh no aapka cupcake jail mein hai aur jail main bahut saari makhiyan hai. Dhyaan ko jaldi nikalna hoga wanna makhiyan apke cupcake ko kha jayegi.
Sharmila - mera cupcake jail mein ho jayega stale
Sh-main tumhe kaise samjhaun!
R- muh se shaan
Sharmila - main tumhara band baja dungi.
R- band bajane ke liye bahut sare instruments lagte hai!
28th April
Sh- apka naam WiFi hoga kyun ki mujhe toh instant connection mehsoos ho raha hai!
Sorry I know it was bad joke.
R- kya aapki shaadi ho gayi hai
Sh - no actually it's complicated.
Dev - rajni common hi speed.
R- ccchaaarrrliiieee
Shaan - ye kya kar rahi ho
R- ap hi ne kaha hi speed.
Shaan - array pagle hi speed matlab slow motion.
Sh- ye kya kar rahi hai jab dekho dance karne lagti hai.
Sh - mujhe toh lagta hai maine sabse mehengi humanoid nahi, sabse mehengi item girl banayi hai
Dev - robot ki izzat pagal ho gaya hai shaan!?
29th April
rajni : mujhe ap logo ke madat karne ke liye hi banaya gaya hai
shaan: ha bhagwan ne insaan ko ek dusre ke madat karne ke liye banate hai na
rajni : mere bhagwan ap hi hai , apne hi mujhe banaya hai
dhyan: shaan ne hi inhe banaya hai?
shaan : bhaabi banaya hai pagle LOL iss ghar ki bahu banaya ..
Surili - omrish it's too much
Amrish - tu toh much much na kario
2nd May
Dhyaan - muffin tum abhi muffin kam karela lag rahi ho!
Amrish - sayonara na Ana fir dobara.
Ab ao toh welcome bol nahi sakta jao toh bheed kam!
Chahe jungle bolo, ya mangal karo ya sab milke dangal karo.
Sh- yaha main scene ko thik kar raha hun aur tum ghee mein aag dal rahi ho
R- correction aag mein ghee dalna hota hai!
3rd May
R- bahubali bauji!
R- bauji tak meri awaz nahi jaa rahi
Sh- kyun ki bauji bahut door ho gaye hai
R- but mere mutabik bauji sirf 12ft n 3 inch dor hai
Sh- mera matlab dil se door ho gaye hai it's intense matter Jo ek robot nahi samjhega! so mute!
Sh - husband wife private talk u mind?
Dhyaan - hamare ghar ye sukhe ghass kaha se aye!
Sh- tujhe abhi ye bother kar raha ye ghass kaha se aye seriously!
R- aap toh mujhe kabhi ghass nahi dalte.
R- aap toh kabhi masti ke mood mein nahi hote.
Sh- you know the best part about you! Tumhare liye sab kuch simple like a binary code 0 or 1. Black or white. Good or bad. But hum humans aise nahi hai hum log bahut complicated hai.
Sh- phele mein shaan tha ab main pareshan ho gaya hun
Sh - rajni it is ghass it is very good you must eat. Ab maine tumhe ghass daal Di ab raat bhar baith ke jootayi karo Shaan has to rest bye
11th May
Shan - main toh mard ban jaunga par isse aurat kaise banaun!
16th May
Shogta - mujh mein ye feature hai hi nahi
Maggi - ye feature nahi hai woh feature nahi hai toh tumhara bhi iss company mein koi future nahi
19th May
Amrish - my hand on your this cheek that cheek and u will do chikh!
Rajni - waise ye mera navra haich kidhar scanch marti hun!
Rajni - aisa kya hai iss neend main Jo pati itni Der tak sote hai
Shaan - neend mein patni nahi hoti hai na pakane ke liye!
Shaan - fan on kar do,!
Rajni - huh kudhich kar lo HAH
Shaan - tum sirf apne baare mein sochti ho ye sabke baare mein sochti hai tum kitni selfish ho
24th May
Surili - kya hum ondar aa sakte hai
Rajni - saari mood ki waat laga di
Surili - tumne dil se Jo baat kahai mere dil ko chu gayi
R-mere pass dil nahi hai bass kuch data aur research hai
Sh- OK mai bata hun rajni kaunsa pata ke jaisi hai wait Chakri Hume nahi pata ye Chakri kab kaha aur kyun jayegi!
R- ab meri badi
Sh- yes rocket am a genius
Rajni - correct dhyaan Shaan ek phuski rocket hai
Sh- it's not that funny
25th May
Surili - rojni hum tumhe ignore karna Sikh rahe hai par abhi tak puri Tarah sikhe nahi hai
R-koi baat nahi mummyji app Sikh jayenge sikhne ki koi umaar nahi hoti
Surili - ye lodki Hume free mein stress de rahi hai
Mathew - hum dono aisi misaal vayam karenge iss duniya mein
Shaan - sir kayam vayam nahi
Surili - Shaan tum apne haath mein likhwa lo hamara baba jhootha hai
Shaan - but am lucky mujhe ye sab nahi jhelna padta
Amrish - tune kaunsa punya ka karke aya tha pichle Janam mein Jo rajni mili
Sh-No Punya Just grey matter. Rajni ko banaya maine. Mera matlab pata ke ghar ki bahu banaya
Surili - pataya that's not my Shaan's language
Sh-he taught me
Amrish - iss ghar mein Jo galat hota amrish Kant ke wajah se
Shaan - waise shogu yakin nahi ho raha tera aaj iss ghar mein last day hai aur tu chali jayegi HAH tujhe kya laga mai aisa kuch bolunga, no chance
Kal Teri chai chai nahi hogi it will be all peaceful and aman aur shanti ke jhaande lehrayge and safed panchi
Shogta - mom ye log meri leg pull kar rahe hai
Rajni - koi nahi apki leg pull kar raha hai mai dekh sakti hun
Shaan - shogu jokes aside pyaar toh mai tujse karta hun and tere bina sab thodi same rahega and by default tu hamri behen hai aur koi option nahi hai mere pass haha
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