Part 19
Yuvi- (sits up too and rubs his shoulder) You know what Wacko??? You're lucky ki tumhaare paas meri shoulder jaisi soft landing thi.
Ashi- Soft? Yeh soft hai toh hard kya hoga???
Yuvi- Tumhe pata hai how many chicks are dying to put their head on my shoulder???
Ashi- Tumhaari shoulder pe sir rakhengi toh they will die. Hey bhaggu!!! Now go find a doctor!!!
Yuvi- Just relax. Over react mat karo. Main tumhaara sir dabaa deta hoon. Once in a lifetime chance.
Ashi- Sir ki bahaane mera galaa mat dabaa dena.
Yuvi- I wish I could. Lekin yeh opportunity main tumhaare uss lover bhoot ke liye chod deta hoon. Now shut up and lie down.
Ashi- Fine. But if I die, toh main apne uss bhoot boyfriend ko boloongi ki woh tumhe bhi...
Yuvi- Will you shut up and lie down. (Ashi lies down)
Ashi- I'm telling you psycho...
Yuvi- Will you chillax. (starts to massage her head in a really vigorously way)
Ashi- OOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!! PSYCHO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Yuvi- What???
Ashi- Sir dabaa rahe ho yaan thod rahe ho???!!!
Yuvi- Hello, what???
Ashi- (sits up) You know what psycho never mind. Tumse nahi hoga. Just forget it.
Yuvi- Roku main try karta hoon.
Ashi- NO! Tumhaari try ki chakkar mein main bhaggu ke paas chali jaaoongi.
Yuvi- Ashi, will you just lie down.
Ashi- Psycho, jo tumhe aata nahi hai, woh tum karte kyun ho?
Yuvi- (sweetly) Theek hai. Toh tum sikha do.
Ashi- Hey bhaggu yeh bhi main hi karoon. (lies down and reaches out her hand) Haat do.
Yuvi-(surprised) What?
Ashi- Duh-uh. Tum deaf ho kya. HAAT DO. (after a 2 second wait, Ashi reaches over and grabs Yuvi's hand) Tumse koi kaam jaldi nahi hota kya?! Okay now listen carefully, main tumhaare liye yeh scene set up karti hoon just so you learn how to... well you know. Okay let's start. Yuvi mere sar phat ne waala hai. I have a really bad headache.
Yuvi- Toh main kya karoon?
Ashi- Tum danda uttha ke mere sar mein maro aur bolo no problem main baaki ka bhi phar deta hoon. Duh-uh!!!! Sar dabaao.
Yuvi- Ohhh yeah.
Ashi- Hey bhaggu main kiske saath phas gayee. Okay start... Anyday now.
Yuvi- Kya karoon??? You have to show me...
Ashi-(brings his hand up to her head and guides him) Aise dabaate hain sar. You know... without killing the person. (both laugh)
They both started laughing and Ashi sat up. They both were smiling at each other and then they fell into a deep stare lock. For a good 5- 6 minutes they just sat there staring into each other's eyes when they were disturbed by a loud bang on the door. They both jumped a little and looked at each other questioningly as to who it could be at that time of night. Then the dreadful voice came after another LOUD knock.
Jumbo-(standing in his night robe) ANVESHA??? Yeh kya ho raha hai andar???
Ashi-Yuvi- SHIT!!! JUMBO!!!!
Jumbo- Anvesha darwaaza kholo. (knocks really hard) Anvesha???
Yuvi- Ab kya karein?
Ashi- Eik kaam karte hain, dono chal ke Jumbo ko welcome karte hain. DUH-UHHH!!!! HIDE!!!!
Yuvi- Kahaan???
Ashi- I don't know. Kahin bhi.
Yuvi- Bathroom mein chup tha hoon.
Ashi- What a great idea!!! Stupid!!! Tum wahin chupna jahaan sabse pehle dekhte hain.
Yuvi- Toh phir kahaan?
Jumbo- Anvesha!!!! Open this door!!! (bangs on door)
Yuvi- Tum jaake door kholo, I'll hide somewhere. Go.
Ashi-(goes and opens door and talks in a sleepy voice) Sir, aap? Iss time pe?
Jumbo- Mujhe yahaan se kisi ki awaazein aa rahi thi. Kaun hai anadar???
Ashi- Andar? Sir main toh abhi utthi hoon. Andar koi kyun hoga? And woh bhi at this time?
Jumbo- Anvesha, mujhe yahaan se awaazein aa rahi thi. Mujhe andar check karna hai.
Ashi- Lekin sir...
Jumbo- Anvesha, maine kaha naa. Mujhe check karna hai.
Ashi- Okay sir. Aaye.
Jumbo-(walks in, looks around, and finds nothing) Theek hai. Lekin mujhe yahaan se kisi ki awaaz ayee thi.
Ashi- Uhhh sir, woh music hoga. Main raat ko music laga ke so thi hoon. Maybe that's what you heard.
Jumbo- Theek hai. (all of a sudden a phone rings from under the bed) Yeh phone bajne ki awaaz kahaan se aa rahi hai? Anvesha???
Yuvi- (was hiding under the bed. whispers to himself) Shit!
Ashi- Uhhh sir woh mera phone hai.
Jumbo- Bed ke neeche phone?
Ashi- Woh... gir gayaa hoga sir. (Ashi bends down and Yuvi puts it closer to her foot. She picks it up) See. Yeh raha.
Jumbo-(gives her a strange look) Okay. Goodnight.
Ashi- Goodnight sir. (closes the door) Hey bahggu!
Yuvi-(coming out from under the bed) That was close! (both breath a sigh of relief and both laugh)
Ashi- You idiot. Tumhaare stupid phone ki wajjah se aaj hum dono phas jaate.
Yuvi- Kuch nahi hua naa? Toh just chill. Ab tum so jaao.
Ashi- Okay.
Yuvi- Tumhaari headache theek hogaayee?
Ashi- Huh? Oh haan. I'm fine.
Yuvi- Okay. I'm just sitting here. Tum so jaao. Goodnight.
Ashi- Goodnight.
COMMENTS!!! I wrote a longer part for you guys and because of A-Y month!!! Enjoy!!!!
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