Anyone seen Interstellar?

hi sr,

i just imagined-if this question was put to RAJEEV MASAND the guy on AIB bakchod -- what he would SQUEAK.

and imagining how this man would DIVE OFF THE DEEP END , squeaking pathetic nonsense all the while, i had the heartiest laugh since several days..

the movie INTERSTELLAR has NOT been understood by anyone on this planet ( including the maker ) for you need to know Vedanta and Quantum physics to comment on the movie as a whole.

THIS MOVIE HAS AN EVIL AGENDA.-- IT TRIES TO PROVE THAT THERE IS NO CREATOR GOD -- BUT FOR SOME "THEY " TYPE BENEVOLENT ENTITY.

Thorne's old friend Stephen Hawking, has been warning that the long-term survival of our species depends on us developing interstellar travel.

So we must grow GM crops, we must stop burning coal , we must stop cremations --for in this movie there was only GM Corn as food .

MAD MAN Stephen Hawkin's loaded astro physics has placed this movie in the realm of STUPID -- and has NO scientific base -- where they try to integrate newton's classical physics along with Einsteins theories- by bleeding gravity through dimensions.

While the Endurance team is away, Prof Brand will continue to work on an advanced equation that, if solved, will allow humans to harness fifth-dimensional physics - specifically gravity.

The equations on the black board are textbook general relativity equations-- pathetic !

Both Newton and Einstein have stolen everything from India.

Interstellar uses Einsteins RELATIVITY, GRAVITY LENSING, TIME DILATION, SPACE TIME CURVATURE , SINGULARITY , SPIRAL YUGA TIME , WORM HOLE PROVIDED BY OM, BUTTERFLY EFFECT BY SOLITON WAVE OF COCONUT SMASH , BLACK HOLE OF KALI, VARAHA AVATAR SAVING GENETIC BLUEPRINT CODE BEFORE PRALAYA , AAKASHIK RECORDS -- all lifted from Vedanta.

Quantum Physics is embedded in Hinduism.

The 10-year-old daughter, Murphy believes their house is haunted by a ghost that is trying to communicate with her by dropping books off a shelf in her room. THEY are sending an unknown form of intelligence sending them coded messages by means of gravitational anomaly altering the dust on the floor in a binary pattern .

In Hinduism we read of SIGNS from our dead ancestors when we do REM sleep. That is why we do Pitr Paksha.

Equipped with conscious robot ( only conscious computer can tell jokes and understand subtle humor ) TARS's data on the singularity, Cooper communicates Murph across the dimensional barrier from inside a fifth dimension tesseract through gravitational waves ( bleeding Newtons asshole ) , making him the "ghost" from her childhood ( bleeding Einsteins asshole ) .

With this information, Murph is able to complete Brand's equation, allowing Earth's population to be evacuated el pronto"OOPS ! I must NOT get so cynical !.

Now how does Cooper Praaji reach this Tesseract or Phesseract or whatever ? Pray? Prithee ?"
-- a place beyond the event horizon of a black hole, where our man can view time as though it were a spatial dimension ( sic !).

CONTINUED TO 2-

The conscious robot goes down a black hole to send back HAJAAAR "quantum data"

They encounter a planet near a black hole, and decide to go around it to avoid the "time shift zone"

AIYOO AIYOO !

NASA has been driven underground' as a secret organization --it also doubles up as a future humankind's space-traveling ark. -- first generation of embryos are already with them - each subsequent generation helping to raise a new set of embryos (as well as reproduce naturally) PLAN A , if you pleaJJe..

Translating that coded data gives Murph all the information she needs to drastically advance humanity's understanding of space and time - as well as complete Plan A - CHOONA LAGAAKE !.

But hey, they have PLAN B too. So that is why Cooper Praji sacrifices himself to reduce weight on the Endurance, thus ensuring Amelia can make it to Edmonds' planet and kick ze goal of Plan B .

But hey, THEY help cooper -- instead of dying alone in space, Cooper is pulled inside The Tesseract - the gravitational singularity that is maintaining the wormhole - created by the aforementioned THEY .

Hey, I am beginning to fall in LOBE nay love with THEY. Where is my CHARKHA .

INTERSTELLAR MEIN CHARKHA GHUMAAAKE PLAN B SAPHAL HUA-- SACHCHI MEIN !

Kosher NASA scientists spAke that THEY " are an advanced extraterrestrial race who have unlocked the mysteries of dimensional manipulation - and, for some NOT SO FAALTHU reason, decided to aid mankind in escaping our doomed planet. GOD BILKUL HAI HI NAHI !

THEY are loathe to communicate directly with us humans - coz they are fifth-dimensional, having transcended our three-dimensional ways of understanding the universe. However THEY acquiesce to lay out a series of rudimentary library dust ripples - nay - breadcrumbs (binary messages) and advanced technology ( down the rabbit-nay- the wormhole) for humans to follow - in order to save ourselves from annihilation.

THEY will sambhavami Yuge Yuge ( TEE HEE !)

Cooper and Murph are saviors of humanity,chosen by THEY - the fifth-dimensional humans - who can observe past, present, and future of AAKASHA - custom-build The Tesseract for Cooper, so that he can communicate with his daughter in the past and relay the data that funny TARS (the quadrilateral shaped robot) had collected inside the singularity.(
SEARCH FOR SRI YANTRA BINDU IN SINGULARITY TOO --LANGOT PHAADKE- NAY"RUMAAAL JHODKE )

Of HAJAAAR importance is --the fifth-dimensional communication through gravity (made visible by three-dimensional objects back on Earth) enables Cooper to gently PEEPTA BHARPOORN , manipulate the hands on Murph's watch - transferring the data that funny TARS acquired with morse coded watch ticks.

Gravity bleeds via Newton's asshole through to other dimensions in time and space to Einsteins asshole , allowing Cooper to spell out a message ("S-T-A-Y") by pushing them mangy books off of Murph's shelf - or communicate map coordinates to the past version of himself by spreading them dust across the floor (in binary language).

If only this IDIOT knew the meaning of consciousness field.


So so so"thief Newton's Laws, what we perceive as a finite calculation could actually have infinite implications and fit into the plans of thief Einstein -kosher vineger mein daaalke.
THEY kaun hai bhaiiya ? Aliens hai kya ?

AKKAL KA DUSHMA YUVRAAJ ko poochna padenga ! Escape velocity bi pooch lenge !

Hum honge kaamyaab !

Capt ajit vadakayil
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The maker and the rest of the world have understood it fine. Its called Science-Fiction. Fiction. What sets Interstellar apart from most of the movies is that it gets it science right.

The black holes, worm holes, interstellar travel, the gravity problem; its all correct. It ten builds on it and goes off tangent into the fiction part as the genre title implies. That's where the fifth dimension, time existing as a film at all times (though it can be correct and has actually its roots in science. All you need is to be able to use time as you use space, that is to say more through time in more than one direction.), the love being a force bit and Cooper finding himself back near Saturn.

Actually the depictions of wormholes, black holes, the giant wave on the water planet are the best I have ever seen. That got it perfect to the T.

It was a fascinating movie that delivered what it promised and more. One of the best I saw last year and one that will make my all time favourite list.