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TSM Times is back with the latest updates on Day 2 of the thrilling Wedding Match being Played between the Guptas and the Chaubey-Mathur teams in the holy city of Benaras.
Captain Amaya Mathur has decided to leave no stone unturned in her efforts to make her team win. The Chaubey-Mathur family was seen practicing their bowling attacks late into the night. We also hear that Mr. Mantu who insists he is not part of either if the teams and is only here to make sure the pitch and the field are ready for play, may have some insider scoop on the Gupta teams tactics. However, Mr. Mantu refuted the claims and said since he was not playing for either team, it was not his place to disclose anything. Mr. Mantu did, however, engage in a game of gully cricket and bowled Mr. Rudra out with his bouncer before the latter even got to know that he was at the batting end.
In a rather scandalous turn of events, Mr. Mantu was seen coming out Ms. Amaya Mathur's dressing room with a rather dreamy look on his face in the middle of the night. TSM Times would like to remind it's readers that we had reported earlier about suspicious lipstick marks on both of the parties involved earlier. We confronted Mr. Mantu about his midnight rendezvous with Ms. Amaya Mathur and he said, "I am amazed! I have forever struggled with getting my hair to dry in the morning because you know, it's so long and thick. Today I found the perfect match for me! A hair dryer! I am stupefied why I hadn't thought of buying a hair dryer earlier! I am eternally grateful to Ms. Amaya Mathur for this revelation. I think I'm in love! Hamari tho batthi jal gayi!"
When asked if he had gained any insights into the Mathur-Chaubey's strategy to win the match, Mr. Mantu refused to comment and was seen leaving in a hurry.
Ms. Rachita Mathur, whose marriage is the trophy of contention for this series match has managed to remain well hidden from the Gupta family team. For all the enthusiasm and plotting and scheming that the Gupta family is engaged in, our reporter wonders why none of them have asked to see the winning trophy till now?
The second day's match was delayed by a few hours since the Gupta family accused the Mathur-Chaubey family of tampering with their team outfits. Naani raised an allegation that her saree was not transparent enough for her to show off her sexy figure. Buaji and Mausiji had similar allegations too. However, the Gupta family soon backed down. We at TSM Times have exclusive information that the reason the Gupta family backed down was a strategic move to buy time to introduce the newest member of their team - Batsman Munnu! Mr. Munnu has an unbeaten record of never being bowled out in any of the innings he has played - reason being that the bowler cannot see the wickets when Mr. Munnu is at the batting end. The latest hurdle in the match however, is that Mr. Munnu does not have a team jersey yet. Will the second day match it maybe the entire series be called off because of Mr. Munnu not getting a team jersey that fits him? Our reporter on the field noted some suspicious activity surrounding Mr. Mantu during the whole fiasco. Will Mr. Mantu finally join a team? Will he save Ms. Amaya Mathur's respect? Will he acknowledge his love virus infection? Stay tuned to find out more.
Wanted: a voice box for Mr. Ramashrey Gupta. Audience alleges that Mr. Ramashrey Gupta finds his voice only to flirt with Ms. Rachita Mathur but it loses connection in front of the antennas and boom boxes fitted into his naani, mausi and bua. Anyone who has a more reliable voice box that will work in all situations, please call: 1800-PYAAR-KA-MAARA
- The TSM Times Special Correspondent
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