"Awww...baby ko bura lag gya!"
"Abeer ke style me welcome karunga!!"
"Zeher ko Zeher hi kaat Sakta hai"
"Mujhe gyaan nahi chahiye"
"Meher mujhe itna yadh kar rahi thi mujhe hichki thak nahi aayi "
"Choti Choti colleges main aise bheegi bheegi bathe hotha rehtha Hai."
"Monster jallad jaisa baap"
"Nanga kar dia sabke samne"
"Daru peekar hogi Mehar tunn aur phir pachkiyon pachkiyon"
"Darling purana affair hai humara aur tumhe kasam hai iss rishte ki..."
"Yaari nibhane ki cheez dosti hai dushmani nahi"
"Tum kya chahti ho ke main ye towel bhi na pehnu??"
"Bhai main to ganga ki trha pavitr admi hun main ni ja raha"
"mere jaise log hote hai jin par kitaabein likhi jati hai.. kisis din aise hi kisi library mein baith kar meri kitabein padh rahi hogi"
"baby tumhare dil mein jo nafrat wala chamber haina us mein"
"Jo terey khidey hain na loveria waley phir uth chukey hain...kyun ke meher ne gift jo kar diya hai tere ko no bajey wala slot"
"Waisey konsey pocket main daal ke apna dil diya hai tu ne ussey"
"Main bata raha hoon pattar mar donga hat ja hat ja"
"Meher ke chamchey"
"Saley pagal hai kya???...chamchey saley"
"Oye jootha kis ko mar raha hai???...pagal hai lag jayega.. jootha koi marta hai kisi ko??"
"maa aapko pata hai chill kide kehte hai, aapke zamane mein isey 'shanthi rakho' kehte the"
"haan wohi.. bhai behen colours hai"
"Abb kya?? Bhook lagi hai?? Ye lo biscuit khalo"
"Tum hi ro rahi hogi neend mein"
"Hogaya Yuddh shuru..Mommy ji, talwar.. ahh.. naasta lagayiye"
"Apne virus and germs mujhse duur rakho"
"Who kya haina.. popcorn khane se aatma ka paramatma k sath Milan hota hai aur mann ko shanti milti hai"
"Toh ek kaam kariye na meri taraf dekhiye hi mat ya toh kahi bahar jayiye jab aag bhuj jaye na tab vapas aajana ghar"
"Arey meri kya galati hai yar bahar jau toh teri bua same volume mein chillati hai.. acha ek kaam karo aise jo international matter hoti haina wo baath cheeth se hi sulajte hai tum idhar aake baitho"
"mmm mmm.. disbalance hojaogi gir jaogi.. bed pe aake baitho"
"Jaan nahi deraha main..."
"5 cheezon keliye sorry bolna hai.. dekhna kahin zyada na boldu.. gin na tum"
Feel free to add in as many as u guys rememberđ
Edited by .Shru_RK. - 10 years ago