Jokes..on Aditya...4..At his best..

😆 Aditya at his very best.....😆😆😆

1--Aditya, JIgyasa and youngRanveer were returning from south by train.

Aditya was occupying the lower berth, Jiggy the middle berth and Ranveer the top most berth in the train compartment.

The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and Ranveer asked Aditya to bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Aditya and Ranveer returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.

Upset and angry, Aditya called the Ticket checker & asked him to help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi so it would be nice if Aditya explained the whole situation to him in English.

So Aditya explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child." ...😆😆😆

2--Ranveer returns from his first day at school and immediately questions hisfather. "Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Ranveer?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent. "


Ranveer seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Ranveer ??" "No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father Aditya.


Happy with the answer, Ranveer poses another question to his father,
"Dad,today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Ranveer ??" Aditya replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old...😆😆😆

3--Dr. MANISH SINHA, A PSYCHOTHERAPIST, HAD EMPLOYED OUR ADITYA TO PAINT HIS NAME PLATE.

HE INSTRUCTED ADITYA TO GIVE AMPLE SPACE BETWEEN THE WORDS, AND LEFT THE CLINIC.

ON HIS RETURN, HE WAS ASTONISHED AT THE SIGHT OF THE NAME PLATE THAT WAS HUNG AT HIS GATE.
IT READ:

DR. MANISH SINHA PSYCHO THE RAPIST
(PSYCHOTHERAPIST) ......😆😆😆

I hope u will enjoy the jokes of adtiya...keep smiling..Raj..

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