FUN shayari :: JA serial

Jalal ne kiya shayari ka shubhmuhrat

Jalal: :::To aarj yuun kiya hai

Hum aaj dil ka ashiana sajane se darte hain

Bhagon me aur phool khilane se darte hain

Humari Ek pasand se tuut na jayyen hajaron dil

Isiliye apni latest GF ko mohabat jatane se darte hain🤣

Adham Khan:::

Rakh Le 2-4 Botal Kafan Mein;

Saath Baith Kar Piya Karenge;

Jab Mange Ga Hisab Gunahon Ka;

Ek Peg Usse Bhi De Diya Karenge!😃

ADHAM KHAN KI wife::::

Sitaro Me Aap, Hawao Me Aap, Fizao Me Aap;

Baharo Me Aap, Dhop Me Aap, Chaaon Me Aap;

Sach Hi Suna Hai Ki Buri Aatmao Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota!🤣

Benazir:::

Sgahenshah apke Gale Mein mere Pyar Ka Fanda

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Jodha Boli Benazir Se

Shahenshah ka Khayal Chhod De Nagin

Mai achi tarah se janti huun Tumara Boy Friend to Anaconda Hai...🤣

Tansen ji chunki serious gayak the, to kuch soch na paaye, to pass de diya Birbal ko

Birbal:::::

Tansen ji AAp Chup Haan Kis Wajah Se, Humein Maloom Nahi Hai Magar;

Dil Doob Sa Jata Hai Jab aap Bakwas Nahi Karte!

Tansen ji ko gussa aa gaya, to uun farmaya:::

Birbal ji, kabhi aap bhi ga liya kijiye, hamari tarah aapka bhi naam ho jayega

Jab padenge eggs tamater, to dinner ke liye intzaam

ho jayega

anarkali kuch yuun boli::::

Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi;

Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi;

Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge;

Magar Wo Toh Bacho Ko Draane Ke Kaam Aayi!🤬

Salim::::

Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Mein;

Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chaa Gayi;

Socha Tha Chhod Denge Is Raah Ko;

Kambhakht Mohalley Mein Dusri ( NOOR- Future track) Aa Gayi!

PENAZ begum:::

Shahensha hamare Pyar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gaye aap;

Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya Ke dobara Paste Karna Bhool Gaye aap!

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Now was turn of MUJ:::

Agar tum mil jayo to jamana chod denge hum,wah ..wah...wah

Agar tum mil jayo

cntd...(Achanak 21^st century me yahi present me aa gayi) contd...,

Toh Purana chod denge hum🤬

RUKU::::

Ishq ne tumeh nikamma kar diya galib, log gawah hai ishq ne apko nikamma bana diya Jalal , warna king aap b kaam ke the

Aram banu ne poem sunai::::Main choti bachi huun, aapki ungli thamke chalti huun, jab darti huun raton ko to apke saath soti huun, gar lori sunne ko na mile ansoo bhar vhar roti huun🤗

Akbar ne ek aur chance liya:::

History gawah rahegi, akbar bhage nahi kissi fauj se

Magar shaheed ho gaye, begumon k bhoj se

Viewers ne bhi participate kiya,ja-salim ka feedback diya::

Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta, Ghalib;

Wah Wah!

Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta, Ghalib;

aur Kabz Mein Bhi Nahi Chalta!🤣

ATIFA:

Bewaafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi;

Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamsar Hum Bhi Nahi;

Pyaar jatate ho 5000+ begumats rakhne k baad

To Kya Hua Darling, Kunware Hum Bhi Nahi!😉

Murad:::

Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye;

Na Mujhe Jamane Se Koi Aas Hai;

Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilwa De;

Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai!😉

Noor( I have heard that Noor-e-jahan) helped Salim in War so Noor ki taraf se:::::::

Arz Kiya Hai:

Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh dikhe Hai;

Wah Wah!

Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai;

Ghar Mein Teen-Teen Saas Ho To jung (jungle & yudh) me jana Hi Theek lage Hai!😉

Akbar: MUJ ki taraf dekh smile karte hue

Sooraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman Ka Saath De;

Chand Woh Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath De;

Pyaar Woh Jo Zindagi Bhar Saath De;

Aur Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat per lamba paigam De!😉

Jalal(actor) ki fans bhi piche rahi, ek dusri ki leg pulling main

Zindagi Apni Masti May Jiya Karo;

Ishq Bahut Bura Hai Na Kiya Karo;

Tum Apna Pura Dhyan study & Career Par Mod Do;

Ishq Aur JALAL, Mujh Par Chor Do!🤣

Danyal:::

Awaz aayi kabar se:

Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke Aana;

Na Hi Haathon Mein Chiraag Leke Aana;

Payasa Hu Main Barso Se Jaanam;

Bas Aate Waqt Ek Kadhaai Chicken Aur Saath Mein Sharaab Leke Aana!🤣

And Last but not least ek meri taraf se

Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai;

Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue;

Kuch web aur baaki forum friends Ki Meharbani Hai!🤗🤣