Originally posted by: Errantnomad
C'mon girl , you can do it this time. Don't cave in. Control ! Control!! You moped the kitchen of 1200/ 1300 sq ft of your sister's kitchen and home. Make him mop the whole of 10000/ 15000 sq/ 50000 sq feet or whatever area that madam writer has spaced of malcha marg mansion.
Good start. Continue . Be merciless , suffer in the process, but don't let him have his way!! Determination should be like I don't mind loosing my one hand but I want to see you loosing both eyes, arms , legs and ermmm, I will stop there, don't want permanent damage , not that cruel...
Datte rehna ...You could slip out of the closet door,sprint to the kitchen , swallow 10 whole raw garlic ,onions would help too
Stick rash patches on your skin,
Tie yourself up
Get transported to Sringeri temple , feel really pious,
Get a drone to knock him off, do whatever it takes to keep him off u and If you cannot do all this for just one night and give in ,atleast make sure he uses that goddamn condom, otherwise you have another coming , girl,
Gentlest of reminders to madam writer, you promised us that you will "utharofy 'R&B after marriage, but haven't seen that yet , now is the time. Shucks, everytime he utharofies his kapda only to have his way, wont cut it this time and still, if you make him kapda utharofy, it should only be to mop the whole of malcha marg... Slime ball he is... , wipe that smug smile off his face...
Pffft , shruthi box, Bottega Venata and cheese dinner is enough kya!
Does not come when promised , no messaging after Tuesday( it does not matter that she did not respond,whoever is not in town does the calling and messaging bearing the tantrum of the spouse,that's the marriage thumb rule, if there is no such thumb rule, it is Sosy's from here on... Riling her up during Bally's call, not allowing her to go to DII, poor girl is wandering lost in her father in laws home with minion and the likes for company, following his instructions of not going to DII like its the twelfth commandment , moping her sisters place while all she want to do is scrub him off, and what does the smug fella do here,he goes on doing what he does best in his comfort zone , which is working and reading and taking cold showers...Not so fair , not so fair .
I am in Team Anu and swaram big time today that is until the next update comes ... Let's hit it girls
p. s I loved that guy at the club. In cricketing parlance you could call it a googly or a 'Doosra'. That was brilliant Madam writer. My shastangs to you. It was better than DII. But don't let him have his way this time...
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